Quotes about “Tau zero”
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3109.540
i see what you said about tau zero. i'm three chapters in and three separate women have thrown themselves pussy first at the first guy introduced. yes, but to be fair to the book, that's because they've written the first guy introduced as the guy who is competent in all domains.
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this seems like an awesome idea. i'm gonna do my duty for humanity. the dude did not know what he was doing when he was writing the interpersonal interactions in tau zero. the guy was, he should have just stuck to the hard sci fi instead of the relationship dynamics because it's fucking crazy.
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what's next? i was just going to ask you that. cc had believed that the machine could benefit humankind, but the longer it ran, the clearer it became that humankind stood forever in a line with those at the front taking the largest share. so to put all the value in a single place was to starve those who could never reach the front. i'm telling you, one kindle, shove it in the maw, we could rule this world. a single kindle, probably not mine because it's got tau zero on it. i don't want the computer to become a men's rights activist.
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927.320
i saw roof man, which i thought was good but not great. and then i also... what else did i... oh, i saw the naked gun, which i thought was great. and i saw first reformed, which i thought was one of the best movies ever made. but that's like... if you thought i wasn't media maxing... and that's before i even mentioned the fact i got a few books in the hopper too. i read the death of ivan illich by leo tolstoy, audition by katie kitamura and tau zero, which i do not recommend.
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2623.360
i'll keep, i'm probably eating way too many carbohydrates a day, don't get me wrong. i'm, you know, not a heat in this, but i'll eat some deep fried food and eat some french fries and stuff like that, but i'm not fucking around with tau protein entanglements. and if it comes out in six years that that study is fucked up and they made it all up just so that they could get tenure at whatever brazilian university they work for, i'll just drink five times as much coke zero to make up for the time lost. no harm, no foul, bro. it's that simple. nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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he recently published a rebuttal to the coke zero study that said it causes tau proteins to entangle in your brain. dr. seemslike and dr. common sense recently co offered a rebuttal to that study. demo version, you can only play part of the terms of service. so this game is a subversion of game tech.
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4579.140
cycling is my ex who has long curly hair. i've seen them. i've seen them. they're fast as fuck. something about the curly hair. all right, fellas, good gaming. well, gg's. catch you on the flip side. later y'all. my winter car has a lot of reading to do. not even a problem for a beast like me. i've read three books already in 2026. i've read every book. yeah, i've read tau zero. i've read every book, so i've read tau zero.
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on tau zero is probably 17 paragraphs long and the wikipedia article for plot on sentimental value is one paragraph long. it probably, it might even just be one sentence. a swedish director estranged from his family returns home to try to get his daughter to be in his new movie. the end. it was like no, it does, it has nothing else. because that's not a, that's not a movie where things happen. that's a movie where people change.
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1606.760
i don't know man someone kennedy stewart is keeping them from getting into vancouver somehow. he hasn't been the mayor for like three and a half years or whatever but we're barely i can barely find sprite zero which is good because apparently it causes tau proteins to like build up in your brain but like it does taste pretty fucking good to be honest with you. more than 16,000 years old a piece of pottery is the oldest known handiwork of the joman people in what country
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i know i'm hitting at something close to the quick because people are starting to get offended. this is how i know i'm getting closer and closer to some kind of objective truth. most devastating critique you've ever had is wikipedia movie. no, there's worse. youtube shorts movie is worse. but wikipedia movie is a real thing. like i would have to imagine that the wikipedia article for plot on tau zero is probably 17 paragraphs long.
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via google translate because i'm pretty sure that i am going to... it's not going to make me happy, let's put it that way. nobody wants to talk about the fact that i read audition by katie kitamura. nobody wants to talk about the fact that i read the sublime, the death of ivan ilyich by leo tolstoy. nobody wants to talk about the fact that i read tau zero by paul anderson and the shit made me mad as fuck. maybe his name is not paul anderson. maybe i got him confused with the...
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resident evil guy. no, paul anderson. yeah, yeah, yeah. there he is right there. why were you mad? you have no good women character ideas, paul. tau zero's only 200 pages long, but it's literally a book that you're better off just like reading the wikipedia synopsis for. i'm sorry to say. plus two, my streamer is classic, like, just whatever, man. i don't know. i'm not a book reviewer.
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whole fucking ship is full of scientists. scientists are like, i'm too sad to do science. the security officer is like, have you ever considered? oh my god, i'd never thought of that. fuck you motherfucker. doesn't make any damn sense. yo, yodi, are you paul anderson? did you write tau zero? come on my pod, debate me, debate me. i miss potfriend. he's been banned, he's not coming back. potfriend's literally probably back in school now that i think about it.
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