Quotes about “Tallest”
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so i am the mario brothers and i'm 100 stories tall riding a robot. now you might say 100 stories? oh, what's that? is that it's pretty tall. it sounds pretty that's the height of the empire state building which until the year 1961 was the tallest building in the united states of america landmark of the new york sky which is itself a landmark of cityscapes worldwide. these are enormous. these are bigger than the stay puft marshmallow man. they're bigger than
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oh yeah totally. yeah if he had nothing to climb on he'd be kinda useless. when the tallest building was like 20 feet tall? well he can get the vents though. he could still web people and he still has spider sense but like he'd be like okay we gotta go across town and spider man would be like all right let me take my horse and buggy because i can't really locomote very well in this era.
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you're not like trapping me at the bottom or anything. what are you doing? what a slippery dick you got seven seconds left you call you yes, that's what you get oh, oh that's exactly i plan that that's how the universe gets people that don't follow the rules man we're building the world's tallest worm tower. it's gonna be the greatest. oh
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tokyo skytree is like the tallest freestanding structure in the world or something like that. but, so that's pricey. tokyo tower used to be the tallest building in japan or something, and now it's not. so they're like, just give us a wink and a smile on the way in and you can go up.
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so if you're okay with going up like the fourth tallest building in new york, you could probably just, you know, walk into like an investment banking firm and then just hit the highest button on the elevator. that's true. yeah. well, when you get to the top, they're gonna be like, hey, do you have a meeting with mr. greenspan? and they're gonna be like, hell yeah. i love double shot. oh no. what have i done? double shot of coffee? yeah. i need some.
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1327.200
the other thing is, we're living in this world where there's people on youtube that'll drink like a gallon of olive oil in three minutes. these are superheroes. full bottle of vodka. exactly! and you got like, you're like, oh spiderman, you know, swings from manhattan's tallest skyscrapers. two liters of donkey semen. i can't compete with these people, they're in their own class, man.
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1803.040
stop trying to tell me is this is the tallest mountain in the world. mount fuji you dickhead. well, that's just too far. this is egypt. don't be fooled. oh, it's like that there's a bunch of master debaters in chat right now, so mount fuji is in the vicinity of tokyo there we go mount fuji and we're just gonna plunk it down like right there 471 meters i'll take it look at that pretty good start oh
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clear blue water skyscrapers my first hunch is that this looks like dubai is that not the greatest or tallest building in the world okay, even chat is going. this is fucking dubai. i've got to admit. i really thought that it would be packed with people. i'm amazed to see a building that tall and a population density this small right here and
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it's like a lot of man meat over there in the right side of the ring. why would i try to hide against the world's tallest man? whoa, josh, you gotta kick out of that man. i kicked out. and barbour gets all of it. but like i hit right trigger and it said like too slow and too fast at the same time. oh my god. he punched the ref.
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which is now the tallest freestanding building in the world. or like the tallest i don't know. it's not the tallest, but it has like, through some very narrow arbitrary subset of criteria, it's the tallest. that was like 60 bucks per person to go up. so i mean these are like, it's like amusement park prices, sort of. i guess i was just sort of hoping that somehow they would realize, oh you live in new york state, so like you don't have to pay as much as people that come from other countries. yeah, this is the empire state.
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next the next tallest man, and it makes like six two right no six one. no six six three yeah, i was very i'm already dead. you don't have to bother with me. what do you wait nigga your heights a secret now? no, no, i was telling blue lord not to bother with my body. how freaking tall are you? it's a secret oh mike. oh, he's at least six one and a half. we've gotta be six foot ryan's you're about what 511
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5414.560
really backfired then. they didn't really think about that. well, maybe it works with their, you know, corporate, you know, their state contracts with the whose tires are going to be on your public transit. are there any more of these synchronicities that i didn't think about? well, i mean the guinness one makes sense because it was like a, uh, it was to settle bar bets. you know, you'd be like, hey, who do you think like the tallest man, who
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because when it was like tallest person on earth, you're like, that's pretty good. oh, most expensive bra. okay, well, that's, i guess, interesting. then they got to like, you know, who could eat the most grasshoppers wrapped in a piece of paper in 45 seconds? it became like way too specific to be meaningful anymore. it's like, we probably, the same way they say like, you know, the average american breaks like three laws a day just by living, we're probably breaking some guinness book of world records like right now without even knowing it.
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