Quotes about “Talk like a child”
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so that's the... i'm now like... i'm not anti theater. i know we talk about going to the theater like all the time here, but i'm not anti theater by any stretch of the imagination. i'm just like... i'll take my nobel peace prize for not even entertaining the thought of bringing my baby to a movie theater. now that i have a baby, you know, we will take our child to the movies, i'm sure, at some point. but a 10 month old baby? you don't need to be taking that to the theater. i know you're like, what about if you're seeing a pixar movie? they're 10 months old, man. like...
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it's a whole thing. it's kind of like it's their deal. that's very useful. okay. call chib, he'll help out. real talk, i would trust just about anybody in the rainbow six siege call to babysit my child without leading to physical harm. however, chib's still at the bottom of the list.
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i really thought you were just gonna talk about drugs again for some reason, but you didn't. i'm glad. did he get addicted to heroin or something? i thought he was just really skinny. i don't know, man. something about macaulay culkin and drugs just seems like it goes together. or just child actors and drugs in general, not even just him. i think of all the actors on earth, macaulay culkin has the name where if you slur it the most, it sounds like a great brand of scotch whiskey. yeah, can i get a, uh, i'll take a glass of the macaulay culkin.
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need to see like a i need to see you need to talk to him a nation or something you can't just say i heard he has a child slaves who clean his house? well, i'm just saying i watched that leo ramini lady who was on king of queens. oh previously heaven james wife
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you know, it's not really my... i mean, i've made some mario maker levels, but i understand mario. mario was baked into my dna as a child. not really, i think. mom? um, i gotta talk to her. anyway, but i wanna be the guy i'm familiar with it, at least tangentially familiar with it via super meat boy and, you know, like the bonus characters in that game. let's play some popular levels here, um, that are well liked and have a good time. how about... like, this seems so small.
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so anyway, i've come a long way. that's why i always talk about picky eating a lot. if you're a picky eater, stop that. i know you think you're, you know, i'm just weird. i just don't like the texture of this. it's like, i mean, of course, but like get over it. here's the thing. you ever consider, this is what happened for me. you ever consider you're not a picky eater because of your preferences, but rather your preferences are picky because of what you ate as a child? i'm not trying to blow your mind, but yeah, like i'll level with you. does, uh,
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radical heights. oh my god. the clippy d battle royale. i came second in my first game. dude, you can sell that account for some big time talk. you don't talk about my child ever again. i thought you were gonna say your childhood for a second. i was like, karve, no. your continual support of radical heights is, in my opinion, misguided but also admirable. it was fun.
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it's not that i don't like d&d, chance. it's just that i've never really had the opportunity to play it, to be honest with you. you know, only child, banned at school for obvious demonic influences, of course. oh, i know. think about what d&d does to your mind. especially a developing mind. it's awful. role playing games just warp the mind of a teenager to become a follower of satan. everybody knows it. i don't know why we're choosing to just not talk about it. they should really put it in the manual too, that that's what's gonna happen to you. it's like a warning.
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normally like i'm the dude who when we talk about that diehard thing where the dudes like oh yeah? i get you know jet lag going from the west coast to east coast and i'm like you are a baby you're a little infant child, but i'm a little jet lagged i really think it's because first off daylight savings can suck my dick and secondly we didn't go east to west we went like east central west so we're like we've been going through time zones on a slower pace that's been that a little bit annoying or
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we found some meals the baby enjoys. you know, for anybody that's not familiar with baby food progression, i talk about the experience of parenting a little bit. i feel like, i mean maybe more than a little bit some people would say, i feel like it's always dicey because everybody has like their own opinions, but we don't really like controversially raise our child, you know? the most controversial thing is that we might let her watch too much sesame street.
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