Quotes about “Sweden”
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i can tell you what the h stands for. i'm gonna die. i'm gonna die. i need health over. i'm gonna die. oh chests, yes. oh giant open faces. that's creepy as hell. blew the bottom off of that face. yes. heal 1 hp for 40. i like this better. apparently it's 8 euros in sweden, but to be fair isn't the minimum wage in sweden like 3,000 euros in second? that's what i've always heard on the internet.
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yeah, they got it rough over there. notch is actually just like average wealth in sweden, which is why he had to move to america. the fuck? to differentiate himself. exactly. well, so his euros could actually purchase something, you know? it was like 4 billion euros for a beer, so... did you say thank you shrek? shrek! shrek in 169 from t bird mang that says no isaac today. we already played isaac.
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that's absolutely correct. doubles your active effect, i'm an idiot. thanks very much, sebastian, for the $5. it says happy new year's from sweden. to you too, thanks very much. actually, it's not new year's in north america yet, so i appreciate your well wishes, but functionally they're incorrect. yeah, we'll all get there eventually. it's not a race.
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oh, i missed a donation at the beginning. scragaruru donated $2 and says, hey oh, hang on. that music's very loud. you'd think i would not be surprised by this, given how many times it's happened, but it happens every time. i don't have much money, but i decided to donate some to you since i've always enjoyed your videos and streams. your videos often make my day and you enlighten my life. happy new year from sweden. thank you. that's really nice of you to say. i've never endeavored to enlighten someone's life, but it's good to hear that i can do such a thing.
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why doesn't my stream get 175,766 viewers? ryan! is that what the analyze s has right now? yeah, yep. how many? 175,000. why does the team you're saving take us to sweden in the wjc bronze medal game at 9am eastern time tomorrow? who the fuck plays tuesday morning? it's the world juniors, man. yeah, it's too early for world juniors. that's exactly what they always are. that's... that's too early. it's in finland, dog.
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hey, have you beaten that yet? the speed challenge is not fair, man. oh, you want to do it for your youtube channel then. yeah, save it for the youtube channel. don't blow it here. in sweden, you can get 60 nuggets for $5. i don't believe that for a damn second. that's fucking... no, no way. when i was in stockholm, we were like, hey, where can we get a cheap beer around here? and then this dude told us, he's like, this is pretty much like the only place for cheap beer. and we did the conversion and it was like $9 a pint.
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i mean you can talk in spanish. we're not doing that thing. we're not doing that thing. if you're watching on twitch.tv that's based in san francisco, you learn to speak english, god damn it. you get on twitch.whatever. is there a... i don't know. is there a spain top level domain? there's gotta be, right? like twitch.es? that's what i was... oh, the es, right. because es e is like sweden. and i was gonna say me for mexico, but that's actually serbia and montenegro. oh.
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you don't have to do anything to win this one. i saved myself from your expenses. that is something that's interesting about potatoes is that it's a staple of like so many different cuisines, but it was found in america. you know what? here's something that fucks me up all the time. you look at like old swedish and dutch and danish, like any england especially, if you look at their familial coats of arms and shit, they all have lions on them. where the fuck do you see a lion in sweden?
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if you really don't want to, i don't mind. i'll just keep doing the other one. what other modes are there? well, it's team deathmatch, deathmatch, and last man standing, so... fox, you gotta be yyz, i'll be yvr. why would you, vr? that is crunchy. good. you know what's not crunchy? the sweden salties.
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but he did die. not superman the character, but the man did die. in sweden, it's illegal to wear a helmet. no, this is nonsensical. that makes no sense. why would it be illegal? that's a mambo number lie. mambo number lie. helmets are for pussies. i think it's self aware. helmets are for pussies. if you fall off, you're fucked, but only nerds fall off.
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nick, i forget what we're guessing, but i just like... yeah, me too. i just was saying countries until he stops letting us say them. sweden! mmm, further away. now he's from canada. zimbabwe. no, that's probably like one of the furthest in both possible areas. vanuatu. no, but he could be from vancouver, except he's not. he's from toronto. alright, let's try... you already got... it's canada though. he's from toronto, ontario. what's that?
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hold it back, dude. just do a really racist over the top impression of someone from sweden, please. if you're gonna do anything. yeah, that's actually true. you can do anything you want to white people, but they'll still complain. yeah, i mean, well, that's also part of white privilege, really. here's my impression of a white person. can i speak to your manager? yeah, i don't know. that's pretty good.
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