Quotes about “Swanky percent”
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Thankfully I just ate (Miscellaneous)
- 1389.260 frances mcdormand, women talking. frances mcdormand, the tragedy of macbeth, denzel washington, steven roots! the root connection! loop me back to office space, take me to steven root, take me to the tragedy of macbeth, that gets you to frances mcdormand, which takes you to nomadland, now we're fucking talking. watching this movie is going to fucking save the swanky percent, man. Search ↗
- 1493.960 this guy's xerxes? i think this guy might be xerxes. xerxes with hair. 300. gerard butler. how to train your dragon. that's not a bad swanky percent, man. 330 with a distance of 10. and i had the fucking office space loop in there to get into the root canal. mason timms to mel gibson. fuck you, man. you didn't click swanky? beg for your life. who said that? jam bagel? i'm waiting. you're not dealing with the same fellow you were three weeks ago. Search ↗
I've aligned my chakras and now I can see the cryptic clearly (Miscellaneous)
- 3037.640 new york, i love you must have every actor in history. we're trying to get to steve carell and oh, it's chris cooper adaptation. i mean, you're not gonna stop me on an adaptation is meryl streep. it's don't look up steve carell. i've been saying that he's in nikocado avocado. i've been saying that he's in this for like four years. i'd like to apologize. but they are in the 40 year old virgin together. there's no doubt about that. steve carell, beautiful boy time swanky seven minutes 30 seconds swanky percent. Search ↗
Sorry y'all I think I might be stupid (Miscellaneous)
- 1750.060 owen wilson wonder, okay, where's swanky? i don't see swanky in that. plus you didn't even do long legs, micah munroe, the fifth wave, najee jeter wonder. you've been mocked by chat gpt. they're on any percent. mickey mouse, mickey mouse movie to movie. ottawa senators 20 plus goals in a season. i'm going to say sean mceachern never got there. give me a second. i'm going to 20 plus goals in a season for the avalanche. give me marek svatos, crazy poll. Search ↗
chore note - Bits and Banter [07⧸28⧸2025]
- 1651.360 stir of it. i've seen this. i've seen this looks so much like the cover of like an xbox 360 game, man. but i've not seen the movie, but i've seen the cover in the video store. oh shit, it's swanky percent, man. i might be out of practice. all right, quiz lady to the upside through swanky. i got swanky at six today. what the hell? am i crazy to say that you played? this is an insane thing. can you google this for me? Search ↗
doomed chinese yaoi - Bits and Banter [10⧸07⧸2025]
- 1265.800 we're going straight through the coen brothers that takes you to nomadland and then you click on swanky you're halfway there. now you come out david strathairn pretty much just take anything with david strathairn maybe like hemingway and gellhorn, nicole kidman, the paper boy 2012 31 seconds swanky percent 31 seconds swanky percent bro. that's insane. Search ↗
That's why it's called art bro (Miscellaneous)
- 1727.540 which takes you to julia and more, which takes you to steve buscemi, which takes you to fargo. you can probably do that a little bit faster, but we're getting on base with that one. you get to swanky, come out through david strathairn. who is in zootopia 2? that's big for the swanky percent, man. and then Search ↗
What if Scrandle was evil??? (Miscellaneous)
- 2047.600 it's christmas carol. a christmas carol? it's a christmas carol. confirmed. as i was gonna say, i always remember, the poster is like who's getting the best head but it's just ebenezer scrooge. in every poster for this he's like going... we got time for swanky percent, why not? now we're fucking talking by the way. virgin suicides, sofia coppola, josh hartnett, kirsten dunst, cissy spacek, cissy... kathleen turner. Search ↗
- 2318.700 we could have cut like 20 steps off of the fucking swanky percent if we just knew jonathan tucker was in relative evil 2001. but this takes us back to virgin suicides, unfortunately. so now we gotta get the beetlejuice, beetlejuice, which stars michael keaton. deirdre o'connell, of course, most famous for eddington 2025. you would probably take that to something like, we're trending michael keaton, who is in birdman with emma stone. time, time, time, time, beetle, time. Search ↗
*NSYNC - Bits and Banter [07⧸24⧸2025]
- 1452.280 how about frank lange i've got something. frank langella, frost nixon, michael sheen, brad status, ben stiller, tenenbaums, gene hackman, birdcage. that's actually an incredible swanky percent. that's a crazy swanky percent, bro. burn after reading merchant? all fucking you guys wanna do swanky minus burn after reading? swanky percent, burn after reading skip? okay, man. i could connect francis mcdormand Search ↗
We need more Millennial movies (Miscellaneous)
- 2040.480 michael fucking shannon, bad boys 2, teah leoni? no. martin lawrence, bad boys 1, teah leoni, the family man. that's fucking crazy! i'm in love with the shape of water. bro, you ain't in love with the shape of water, you're just in love with the shape of the container it's in. pissing me off. one minute, 61 seconds swanky percent is crazy though. Search ↗