Quotes about “Sushi women”
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co worker asked me today if i knew a good sushi spot. i said why? he said his wife was craving some sushi. it works every time, man. society's still not ready to admit it, but it works every time. nah, i've never said men don't like sushi. i've never said women don't like pizza. i'm just saying, if i ask you to picture the average sushi eater in your head and picture the average pizza eater, i bet i know some hallmarks of what pops up.
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2323.14
that seems to be the predominant form of like viral and contagious mental illness on reddit. i'm supposed to say all women like sushi. buddy! i can only speak to my own experience. i will say on sunday we'd had a long day and i said should i... i didn't say what do you want for dinner? i made the first move because chicks like that. i said should i just order pizza tonight? and she's... i swear to you, i swear to you
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the joke could be like, women love sushi. that's the whole joke. my impression of a woman. do you feel like sushi tonight? this is chiblee's joke, not mine, okay? don't cancel me. women will be doing something else and then out of nowhere say something crazy like, do you want to eat sushi tonight? see, we're getting there. there's a joke coming out of this somewhere. they do be loving sushi. they won't let me say it, but you can say it. i mean, you could flip the script too.
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can i just say, i don't wanna... people really think i'm a misogynist, which is messed up in my opinion. really? why? what are they saying? well, it's because i say that women like sushi more than men. they would get pretty offended by that one. but can i just say that i absolutely hate the shirt that anna's wearing?
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2419.16
stop this bit. this is not a problematic bit. you're just a baby. i'm sorry to say. he's so right. it's so annoying. it's like i get the whatever people are like saying women enjoy sushi more than men a little bit on average is very problematic. it's the same as when like some 19 year old comes into chat and tells my 36 year old ass to drink water. and i'm like, yeah, i know. i'm like, i've been an adult for 20 times longer than you. don't condescend to me.
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the joke could be like women love sushi. that's the whole joke. my impression of a woman. do you feel like sushi tonight? this is chiblee's joke, not mine, okay? don't cancel me. women will be doing something else and then out of nowhere say something crazy like do you want to eat sushi tonight? you know what i think probably alienates more women than the words that come out of my mouth? is anytime i say something funny
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5299.84
they don't remember living in a world with cash, so they consider it a foreign concept. yesterday i ordered sushi for my wife and myself. i said, i'm going to go pick it up because if we deliver it, then i had a tip. 20% on top of the delivery fee is getting a little bit ridiculous, right? hang on. hang on here. what women want. so i ordered it. i went in and i got four 20s and i got them like right here pinched in like my fingers.
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really? why? what does it say? well, it's because i say that women like sushi more than men. they would get pretty offended by that one. but can i just say that i absolutely hate the shirt that anne is wearing?
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anatomical anomaly like she's got a larger than average stomach cavity or something like that but like there's actually like at least 25 korean and japanese women on youtube that are like check it out this is me eating 750 pieces of sushi and i know that because when my wife finished all the kinoshita yuka videos she went straight to some that were from korea instead
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honestly, i'm impressed you got the first guy. i think those guys are i think it was ninja and tifu. they were not good at all. did you did you land the shot on them? they were just eating them. what's your sushi take? my take is that women like sushi more than men do. i say that as someone who loves sushi. i feel like if you were to ask if you were to take the median answer, the median answer, if you asked
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2822.02
mouth the gate playing the game not saying any words. i'm like, what am i doing here? this is like what boomers thought twitch was. it was like literally i'm just watching somebody else play a game like not even that well. at least like can't you get some bait or something like that. can't you say something like hot take women love sushi men love pizza. like try to rile the people up a little bit at least. what's diet coke called in canada?
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i think that women get stronger food cravings than men, even like normalizing for pregnancy. maybe this is like mental illness talking, but i feel like i have food cravings like from time to time, but not to the same extent that like my wife does. there might be times where i'm like, i want to eat some tasty food, but like my wife will be like, i want to have this specific food from this specific restaurant tonight. hey, scottish sushi. thanks for the gifted subscriptions. thank you.
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