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627.620
we went to the zoo, we went to a bunch of museums, we went to some cool restaurants, we did rotary sushi which was great. rotary like the conveyor belt? yeah. that's cool. so it just floats on by, you take off what you want, and then they charge you a lot of money. yeah! yeah, we did that in the uk and it was extremely expensive. it was all very expensive. you're like, okay, here's one piece of salmon, it's like four dollars. you're like, oh, okay. i gotta eat it.
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652.900
the value to sushi ratio was like, i would say, roughly 30% of what you would get anywhere else. yeah, i don't disagree with that assessment of ahhh, dang it! i don't disagree with that assessment of things. you know, when i think of irish cuisine, i don't think of sushi, but why not, right? like, it's an island in the atlantic ocean. i think it's great seafood, actually, yeah. it sounds like it feels like they would have amazing seafood. and it's really it's not an irish thing at all, obviously, but it's just a big city, so they have that stuff there.
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683.440
we had a bunch of like seafood chowders and things like that that were not sushi and those were good. all the food was good. when i think of irish cuisine, i think of like some awesome like fried breakfasts. oh yeah, they have the irish fry up. that was the big one which is like the fried eggs and toast and then the white and black pudding and sausage and bacon. and i had one of those. the black pudding wasn't even terrible. i didn't hate it. it was just all very salty.
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707.620
and i don't even mind salty breakfast or anything. oh that came out weird wait a minute nick first off salty breakfast secondly the sushi the rotary sushi place you went to was it yoshi? yeah, what's the sushi? yeah? that's the one that i would do in london as well they're quite good in yo, sushi is like it's real pricey very pricey, but it was a nice experience the everyone in there was lovely i
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766.540
yeah, let's just head down to the next floor. oh! hahaha! little scary. yo sushi is legit extortion. jesus. i mean in their defense though every time we kept sort of a running tab of what our bill was gonna be and then we went up to pay it was always cheaper than we thought it was gonna be so there was there were deals somewhere in there happening. right, yeah. they just didn't make us aware of what they were. that's the old tourist special. they say they're gonna charge you one thing and then they give you a deal.
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6186.220
that's also the first thing i say when i go to a sushi restaurant. that's not true. that's not true. i know how to use chopsticks. which, by the way, is something that if you are not korean, people will praise you for in korea, and it sounds extremely patronizing.
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6267.140
i think in certain contexts though, chopsticks might be better. if you're like, for sushi, yeah i wouldn't use a knife and a fork because you're like compromising the integrity of the structure, you know? it's part of the beauty. but, i don't know man, the fork is pretty good. you just like stab whatever you want to eat, and then you eat it. i hope it doesn't make me sound like, you know, otaku or some bullshit like that if i say this, but like, when you scoop rice, it feels good.
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9846.700
craig brady is the steve buscemi character from the commercial with the brady bunch. buscemi makes it sound like a type of sushi. that's sashimi, except on halloween. her name is yoshimi, got a black belt and karate. hey, hey! i remember that. that's a really good song. it's a great album, man. it is a great album, you're right.
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10221.400
i mean we don't need fish if we have water, right? honestly, you know what, i do really like sushi and fish and chips and stuff but if tomorrow they're like, you guys, we can't eat fish anymore. i think i'd be okay. yeah, i'd be alright with that. i'm not really a big fish fan. i think there's larger implications than what we want to eat though. it's not just about food. no, it's just about food. i'm pretty sure it's just about food. so we're all gonna be food. also, we could just make like clone fish in china.
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10299.100
enjoy some dank ass sushi. wow, there's a life lab story? yeah, kade and i were at life labs, which is basically just like... i don't know how to describe this. it's like a sperm donor place. it's not a sperm donor place, but that's a great name for it. it's basically like a medical clinic that does... they do like blood tests and urine tests, stuff like that. but it's free, so like your doctor just sends... like, hey, take this to life labs. you just bring your form in and they're like, sweet, we'll give you a blood test right now.
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2697.980
i didn't, yeah. i don't like mozma. oh. you actually, you skipped moz, right? i did, yeah. i didn't even see it on mine. it was in a double room. i didn't want it. i guess i missed that devil deal. i didn't even see it. but i was good anyway. i got go head, that's why. all good. i got diplopia. should i double near sighted friend? yeah, i would. if you could like quadruple it maybe. isn't this guy supposed to like shit out something good? there, shit out dog sushi. thanks. thanks. magician.
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3677.800
now it's like an organic creature that has like a 3 million year evolutionary history and it scares the shit out of me every time. don't you like seaweed in your like miso soup? i'm... i can eat seaweed, yeah. i'm not against miso soup. i quite like it actually. they wrap... a lot of the sushi is just straight up wrapped in seaweed. oh, believe me, i know. if they could make a synthetic seaweed, i'd be for it, man. i mean, seaweed's just like any other plant.
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well i can do like, wait give me a second. i need to lead him for a sec. hold it now and watch the hoodwink. go from there. make it stop, think you'll figure. lookin' at aquaman. i summon fish to the dish, although i like the shell, i switch, i like the sushi, cause i never touch the frying pan. hot like wasabi when i bust fries. you wanna bust one? think like we can rhyme? cause i'm all about value. vert camper's got the mad hits.
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5034.800
oh! she was gonna take my hand! thank you, brad. 50 sushi rolls is way harder than 50 nugs. obviously! one sushi roll was like four times the amount of mass! i hated that.
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5093.780
would you eat 12.5 sushi rolls? honestly, probably not. we're talking about like 6 piece or 8 piece sushi rolls? probably not. wait, what? no, 10 nugs are $480. no, 12, you can eat 12? you can eat 12 rolls. what are you talking about? 12s. no, no, not like slices of like one roll. oh, you mean the entire roll that then gets cut off. yeah, no, that's... a roll is not a slice. i added it backwards in my head.
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there's a classic case of the like mustard on the hamburger situation. they don't have california rolls where you live? not with that stuff on it. nothing creamy, it's just like, you know, rice and sushi, avocado. what is normally in a california roll where you are?
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5353.320
so in that case, i feel like i automatically am correct. i don't like mayonnaise in my sushi. i agree. cream cheese? if it's like a philly roll, i'm down with it.
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5370.120
but then please don't slander me, chat, by thinking that i enjoy mayonnaise in my sushi. i'm totally like a, just give me the piece of you say california roll no sushi, please? no, i would order the combo and just accept that there's a california roll. i need to get the rest of the stuff that i wanted if i wanted it. what kind of stuff do you want? you know what? i'll just take like a straight up tuna or salmon roll, absolutely. you want that big slab of like ruby colored meat.
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absolutely, that's what i'm i would yeah, i want that too. you're like, ireland today, you said you didn't want that. i know, i'm a huge fan of sushi, but really i just like uh, fried yams surrounded by rice. like tempura. there's nothing wrong with a yam roll, like i can get down with the yams as well, but ball! oh jesus.
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5423.920
sometimes i just get like a big old plate of sashimi and i'm into it. got him. i thought i'd get a big old boner i'm into it. yeah, man, me too. the one thing i will say is there's a couple of sushis i'm not into. what are those? fish egg sushi, like just fish egg, not really my favorite. me neither. sea urchin, as i said today, tastes like fish gas.
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8455.720
okay, so my girlfriend yes, well this guy he's got a girlfriend everybody yeah because we were talking about sushi earlier. yeah, she got sushi tonight. she said she got a california roll avocado and philly. yeah it's pretty good. yeah, it's good set up there i would switch the avocado roll for a cucumber roll if i was doing vegetable a capo roll. yeah a capo roll. oh
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it was really funny seeing people in san francisco for twitchcon tweet. this guy fucks. and they'd be like, wait, does this sushi restaurant have a special role just for twitchcon? and you're like, nah, dog. kappa is just japanese for cucumber, my man. you get your read way too much into it. this sushi restaurant doesn't give a shit about you. you gotta bleed purple. i like the josh isn't gay comments. it's pretty good. chat isn't gay. josh. oh yeah.
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sometimes i go three though, because the first one is usually like a big bite cut it in half and then the the other one you get a little bit more sauce on it, then you go for go down to a quarter. i didn't say i just... you eat the whole nugget in one bite? yeah, i think they're poplars. yeah, you just pop them in there. do you eat sushi in one bite? you're supposed to.
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are you supposed to yeah place in vancouver called sushi, california? and they're big like thing is they're like hey check it out our pieces of sushi are huge and then i try to eat it in one bite. it's just not comfortable so those i all split into two
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4208.740
i... okay, and it's good that you've told me that you're supposed to eat it in one bite because i've always struggled to try to eat it in two bites, and then sometimes like the sushi falls apart and it's really hard to eat. sushi's a one bite, it's meant to be a one bite biscuit, you know? the way that it breaks apart is very cozy. i believe that sushi rolls are typically bigger than nugs. you ready? what? sushi roll, yes!
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well, no, no, no. this is a slice of the sushi roll. nah, i think a slice of the sushi roll is less than enough. but it depends if you're getting a seaweed rice like little strip of fish or if you're getting the rice on the outside and then like seaweed and then like a tempura shrimp in the middle or something. oh, tempura shrimp. tempura shrimp rolls are... i want so bad. oh, so good.
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4277.120
yep. redemption, you never had sushi, redemption don't go make sushi. well... actually don't make it, just go buy it. yeah, don't make it. that's not how you should start with sushi is making your own. you know, i actually have a food related question to ask you guys. oh nice. yeah, bring it on. is it racist?
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he says as he dies, do michael caine eating poutine that's too hot. oh jesus, come on, fuck that's hot food. that was really realistic. just do uh, what's it, steve bruhl when he eats the hot food. you gotta run hot wings. show us how to make real little sushi sandwiches.
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god that's not what it sounds like that's what it sounds like man. especially shred that served at a holy shit. she beat me name a food that served at a japanese restaurant sushi, that's easy. oh, she said fish. that's bullshit. does it count now accounts for number four? she's a little bitch we could beat that yeah sushi number one. we got this team. oh
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9067.440
teriyaki. teriyaki chicken? just say teriyaki. or just, i don't know. like how you spell teriyaki. tokiyaki, chicken katsu, curry. we got sushi, fish, rice, teriyaki comes next. could be ramen if it's egg rolls. it's noodle based, guaranteed. i think, well if it's noodle based, i think ramen is more well known than udon. i like udon too though, but ramen's probably the one.
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but the coal slaw is on like a big conveyor belt like a sushi place that goes around. yeah, i'm with you. here's what we're gonna call you, ready? yeah. possession is nine tenths of the slaw. that's a hipster restaurant if i've ever heard of one. i'm really in for that. i like it. i bet they have all the fucking mason jars in there. franchise opens next week. yeah.
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