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thank you, duskinami98 for the sub, i appreciate that very much. handjob wings, 66 34. yeah! i mean, that's fair, but i don't know if i'd give out handjobs for free. it doesn't mean you have to, it's just they thought it was funny. superman's special power that he never tells anyone about. he can clear mountains by teabagging or his 8 inch clitoris. oh, i like that.
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i hope she doesn't watch your stream. i hope so too. look at that dead body flop for the victory man, that was pretty great. it's cause he laid down in the air. he soldier boyed it. did he tell him? superman. are we supposed to be using angles like hardcore now? angles in action is what it's about. alright yep, i got hit by that. bear how did you get out of that one? i don't know, i'm still going though. it's not fair.
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what sons of bitches. do you think you could pickle something via vagina? that's actually where i got the idea from. wait, can you actually do that? of course, man. you can make bread out of these from up there. you just need a really tight vagina. you just need a very tight vagina. superman can make coal into diamonds with his ass. and in his hand. yeah. yeah, that's true. i've seen it.
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the thing is, it would take a much larger piece of coal to make that diamond that he did in that old superman movie. did he put it in his ass in that movie? no, he did. he was on the coal site, like where it's on the heaps. he just picks like a fist sized amount and he condenses it into this huge diamond. i'm like, dude, no. you need much more coal to make a diamond that big. do you guys ever hear about when you die, you can become a diamond?
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that's a band. i know it's from scrubs. it's freaking jv's. yeah, but it's also a band. i've been going through that again too. it's a great show. scrubs is a great show. i never got into scrubs. because you're a scrub. it's too emotional. that's exactly what hospitals should be like. i'm no superman. thank you also to anonymous for the $5 donation. nick, my favorite streams are the ones where scrubs like fox and rob show up. y'all are great. thank you. i love them too. that's nice.
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what is this little green circle here? does this hurt? there we are. yeah, yeah, i like that. i thought you could get yourself out. i forgot i had to do that. yeah, i think that was the best there. i remember what batman is. who do we think we are? superman?
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think i've seen most bill murray movies by now it's like saying what's gene hackman's worst movie, and you haven't seen welcome to moose port you're gonna. maybe it's superman one no, it's not superman one is well well, what if it was? behind enemy lines is better than welcome to moose port and it's fucking garbage. i like guys
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10 for instigating. thank you very much for the subscription. it's like it's a hockey reference and also a reference to 5 for fighting the van that did uh, it's not easy being green in parentheses superman. oh, that's good. take it home. take it home. yes we did it 169 from bad goblin
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unless you got any. wait, that sounds like a thing. that's actually, it's not easy parenthesis superman by five for fighting. yeah. well, you can give up now.
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are they supposed to not know the answer to that? i was gonna say it's deman zizor, the prince who is also the villain from star wars shadows of the empire. sounds like a superman villain to me. well yeah it's like x i z o r so... great success! once you hit critical mass on that run nothing can stop you.
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they don't like to admit it, but that's part of doing business. yes, you save people, but i think you kill maybe more than you save. superman doesn't like to do it. batman certainly doesn't like to do it, but it's just part of the truth. what about a movie like maze runner, but they have to find weed? you could call it blaze runner. and then blaze runner 2 could just be a weed reimagining of blade runner. weed reimagining. a weed reimagining.
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i think it's because they take like longer to cook and on a hot dog you just like fucking throw it in the roller. you're good to go. yeah, yeah. we swept by the way. nicely done. good. it's about time. alright nick. i mean the question is name someone chris or name someone superman might send a christmas card to. i'm pretty sure the actual question is name someone from superman. that isn't superman. yeah okay so go ahead. lois lane. that seems like a really good first guess.
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they have worked together a number of times. that's fair. apparently she's one of the only who could actually bear a child from him. because his semen, when he comes, it's like a shotgun blast. shoots right through her. what does that say about lois lane? oh! alright, so wonder woman was on there. i'm gonna say... i'm just gonna throw lex luthor on there. i'll fall on that sword. it's probably on there. yeah, oh no, lex luthor's an ex. so the question is deeper than name someone from the superman.
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comics i nick name someone superman might send a christmas. do you remember the name of his adopted parents? the ken's of parents ken's yeah that seems reasonable none now that you say it it seems pretty unlikely. i don't know what about your l his dad back on krypton pat on the black market. they're saying batman a lot. i don't know i mean yeah, all right batman is number two nick you got another 20 seconds oh, that was my answer though
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alright, poc, name someone superman might take a christmas card to. umm... the... fwaa... no, it's not gonna be any other, like, dc dudes. uhh... the... the... praniac? uhh... fucking put, praniac, i really don't know. yeah, the superman mythos universe is a little bit sparse sometimes when you wanna remember it. i'm gonna say clark kent.
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ahh, let's throw him off the... ohhh, that's tricky! maybe like, obviously i'm not superman, look i got this christmas card! why would he send a christmas card to himself and pay the postage? what? yeah, car camp was number three by the way.
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clever alright i'm gonna say fucking spider man even though they're in like different universes that makes even less sense in brainiac it's fucking number four so you know what? what? it's like oh i remember the name of a superhero that's number four alright nick name someone superman might send a christmas card to fucking hell how long is this gonna keep going? you got one there's only one more left how long does it take? bizarro? i don't if he's not sending a i know he's not i just can't remember anyone else bizarro's kinda good though
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