Quotes about “Subway sandwich”
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3346.52
he's just a little guy? well, i mean, just because he's a mouse. i don't know what else to say, to be honest with you. it's like when i go to subway and i say, give me a footlong kickin' chicken, i don't have to say sandwich at the end. like that's the implication is that it's a sandwich because i'm at a restaurant called subway sandwiches. the squad goes crazy. dan, what are you... i just... i know he can't hear me, but like, what is he doing, man? do you ever realize how messed up the human brain is?
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2166.160
i want twice as much. how about a website that instead of gofundme, it's refundme? and you just create petitions, you're like, i was at subway but my sandwich, they put it on the wrong kind of bread. and then if like 100,000 people sign it, subway refunds you. and obama has to look at it. yeah. well that's just, that's all he does now. yeah, it's weird being the president just approving all these petitions all day. that's all you do. not subway in particular.
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4482.34
chat, clearly we don't go to the same gyms, okay? stay pegged everybody. they should team up with subway to make a subway dlc. but then it could be some like ender's game shit where you're like making subway sandwiches that are coming in from online orders. you find out later, like after you win employee of the month that you've been controlling like a sandwich making robot somewhere in indianapolis the whole time. more sopapillas urgently. i don't know, i saved it. somehow i saved it.
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4610.56
i think closing should be when the restaurant basically kicks you out. but then there should also be a sign that is like we stop sitting at half an hour before close. the kitchen closes half an hour before close. so that would... because sometimes there's restaurants that like... i mean if you go into a subway 10 minutes before close, you can order a sandwich. but if you go into like a kitchen theme, like a restaurant that actually cooks food,
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3648.30
if i were to subway, i'll get a ham sandwich. genuinely exciting, i actually went to the deli counter for the first time in my adult life. in your adult life? in my whole adult life, dude. what'd you get? uh, honey ham. did you make it an awkward interaction? i don't really know how things work around here. do i just like ask for what i want or something? you know, i've just been intimidated to go up there because the less human interaction the better, let's be real. but i
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8851.400
it is sometimes i just want to be like you know what put whatever you want on the sandwich. i'll be okay i'm just hungry just do something i'm not allergic i have no allergies you make the sandwich the way that the subway corporation feels it tastes the best the definitive model for the cold cut combo and i will you know happy to imbibe it and let you know how i feel you're supposed to be an artist. show me your eyes a sandwich artist. oh
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8880.420
you had two weeks of sandwich training. is that how long sandwich college is? i don't know, i would have to imagine that it's probably actually less. you think it's longer or shorter than mcdonald's college? probably equal. i would expect them to be similar ish, i guess. what is this guy saying? they will give you the most expensive one. well, you know, there's no extra toppings that cost money at subway except for like bacon and extra meat and cheese, i think. so if they want to put both kinds of olives on it, by all means.
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9008.440
that was a dire circumstance for sure. he's dead. boomer kowanger is dead. stay in the corner and shoot, that's true. apparently subway in england has a chicken tikka masala sandwich. interesting.
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9052.440
mostly it's just like it's a weird proposition. i feel like if you're going to subway. you're not like hmm what am i gonna get right? you're like you're getting a fucking sandwich right and if you haven't made up your mind god help you if you ask them to help you oh my god, and like i don't want if you're indecisive i don't want you to come to subway. you know right cuz you're gonna be oh, i don't know should i get tomatoes? where'd you do these olives free range nobody has time for that exactly no thing home, buddy. oh
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9077.580
there's not enough time in the world for that guy. exactly, i don't want that. give me the sandwich and put things on it, the end. just not pimentos, please. nick, you got this pimento phobia. i'm not a fan, and i just fell off the goddamn platform again. i don't think there have ever been pimentos on a subway sandwich. apparently you can buy a bowl of meatballs at subways in the united kingdom.
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6369.86
oh my god, it was... it was 905, that's the toronto area code? or like the greater, the gta area code? god dang, that was embarrassing, honestly. whoa, this is beautiful. this strikes me as... well, this could be anywhere, now that i look at it, but at first i was thinking albertan subway. oh, of course, we're in, uh... juana pita. juana pita? no, i want a sandwich, that's why i'm going to subway. they do have flatbreads, though.
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9382.280
and it just says egg. you scan it, you get five stops. meat lovers pizza from the sub. subway discount? exactly. yo, subway, you gotta fix your shit, okay? i'm so pro subway, whenever i talk about subway, people are always like, wow, paying $6 for a sandwich. where i live, you can get a whole roast turkey for that with potatoes and also someone will serve it to you, blah blah, okay. but like, the sandwiches are getting out of control, man.
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9413.460
if i go into the subway and i get kate her go to, it's a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, and then you upsell on the avocado, you're at like a fucking seven dollar sandwich that's more than a dollar an inch.
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2971.56
yeah, i think everyone was like, i don't know what kind of meat you think they got here, man. yeah, they got that shit at subway? no. damn. man, you said bacon, egg and cheese, and i got like an immediate flashback to go into like this huge outdoor flea market at like 6 a.m. and getting this egg and cheese sandwich from some like shitty food cart, and it was the best thing i ever had in my life. let's go. i love that.
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4471.52
cuz like you're only on a generational sense, you're really only cool for like a very small fraction of your life hopefully. not because i want you to not be cool but because i want you to like stay alive. sorry, somebody posted a comment about the subway italian bmt and it got me stun locked. i'm not gonna get a subway sandwich for lunch but i will eat a sandwich that's not from subway.
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4513.52
the other thing that's crazy to me about subway, i don't know if they advertise like this in the united states, but right now they're running a series of ads on tv that are like, hey try the new bowls at subway and it's just like, i know they tried the same thing like six or seven years ago, but they just dump all the ingredients from a subway sandwich into a bowl so it's like a subway sandwich without bread and i'm like stop trying to make this work. like
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4540.40
there's no nobody's going the subway and going like, you know what would make this sandwich better? no bread. like the shit inside of the bread is... is horrible to begin with.
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7825.02
i'm gonna have a soft shell pinturio soft shell crab i'm still hungry i'm going to go eat fancy i had a salami sandwich before the show i'm gonna run some salami ads i had a meatball marinara sub i know you had a meatball marinara sub that was the best chipotle southwest sauce don't even get me fucking started did you get that from subway?
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