Quotes about “Storage boomer”
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out of the storage barn. we start moving people out of the boarding house. oh my god, this is what i mean! i really need children to be born so that they can pretty quickly become productive members of society for us, but the elderly just keep taking these houses for themselves! it's a metaphor for the post boomer generation here. you guys need to retire and get out of the way so that society can be renewed, no offense! but seriously... we made it out of winter just fine. we actually have a very nice food supply.
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take out your whole computer, clean every single piece with a q tip and some ethyl alcohol and then you know you could try to trick the manufacturer into, oh hey my thing doesn't work can you just give me a refund? i'm just gonna spend the money like a boomer. that's basically it. no, none of you can have my old pc. i'm gonna do what i do with every computer and shove it in storage and say that one day i'm gonna strip it out for parts and then never do it.
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extra testosterone so that they can hit that 4.30 am face in the ice bath and then do fucking cold calls for their self storage facilities all day. but anyway, they're there with their family so it's pretty chill. we gotta get it to at least 10,000 guys. we do have to get it to at least 10,000 though. let's fix society. okay, let's do this, alright? what is, if you, what's the most common baby boomer favorite movie? go.
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