Quotes about “Storage”
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rob doesn't really want it. no storage locker's worth that much! fuck it! let's get this bad bitch going! oh my god... someone's going 16?
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is anyone gonna bid on this one? i can't see it yet. okay, now i can see it. we also skipped the instructions and talked over them to the record. that's the end. i just want to point that out. alright. yeah. we're still bidding here. bidders real. i'll go wild on this one. there's no way i'm letting rob get that locker. yep. i didn't know storage wars was completely fake at my dream for shattered.
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9532.740
you're just losing money man! well i was trying to play strategically and make you lose money. great strategy dog, you strategically broke! trying to run him up bro? you trying to run him up? i didn't know that he didn't have any money left. that's kind of stupid that i don't get to see that. well in storage wars you don't get to see how much money is in your friends pocket either. i guess so.
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probably something else i'm not remembering. what's up with the spoons? the souvenir spoons are like... who's using those souvenir spoons? i've never seen one of those, you know, in the wild. you give them to people older than you and then they go away forever. yeah, they get put in a box. they go in the attic or in the shed or in the storage compartment somewhere. this is from the time my friend went to boise. i don't understand a souvenir spoon, a fridge magnet i get.
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7150.620
i don't think that really happened. what did they do? they made it into an image or something? how does that even... hold up! no, no, no, no, no, no. they... and then they linked to it because it wasn't text. oh! so they could have one instance of that image instead of a million instances of that text. yes. that's super smart! save them gigabytes? probably more than gigabytes, actually. apparently, lol was like 60% of their storage. that was a lol joke.
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8545.700
you don't have to take it to that level, just porn. yeah, that's fair. yeah, just watch porn without porn stars. just like homemade amateur porn? no, no, no, just like a room. like a video room. oh, just like a bedroom. yeah. what about storage wars? storage wars is on a&e, you philistine! what does a&e stand for? american and eagle. i'm going with nix, personally.
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a mud room is a room between the garage and the rest of the house. for shoes and storage of backpacks. alright, acceptable. we're gonna play some afterbirth, and then we're gonna play some tharsis, and then we're gonna play some duck game. they're all calling tharsis a nick game, and i don't want to get involved because i had nothing to do with this. it just happened. we have no idea, yeah. it might be a nick game, it might not be a nick name, or a nick game. let's get a seed going here. alright, i'm gonna just do eden again.
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fuck yeah, okay okay, let's harvest. yeah, we went doggy style on that guy chop off all his limbs first okay, i gotta find where my my the rest of my logs go. we're very nearly done with the cabin, which is great news all right. i gotta figure out how we how do you make an effigy shelters fire? food and water storage custom building utility structures
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i feel like this is fox's new true calling. i'm gonna be playing this like a lot so... okay, now i don't feel bad that you bought it. no, i don't. like it was... when you guys like said it was money, i thought you meant like 40 bucks. no, no, no. it was like 15. oh easy there, big shot. that makes a difference. that's too much money for any video game. $40, oh my god. storage, we got a stick holder, a log shed, log holder, rock holder.
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10016.080
make up a word that means to make up a word ask old bitch or marvel pop clearly a storage. that's our third. no vote of the you're gonna do i'm gonna double down on it. all right, i'm not gonna give up formula for quick life always goes this exact same way it's all the audience has the power to change it if they just don't vote for marvel pop
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like that might have just been a weird scene for that show. is it? is like the border security show? cause the things that you've been telling me sound like they're too good to be true. i feel like... what are you talking about? you've got like a little bit of a storage wars situation going on. you know... maybe! it was like a year ago that i brought up border security for the first time and people were like, nl that shit's all fake. but i just kind of like compartmentalized that elsewhere in my head because i don't want to believe it.
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which character are you from the news? the news? austin used to live on an oil rig, they don't have tv on oil rig. you know what austin, why don't you give us a tv show you watch? oh fuck, a game of thrones? what about storage wars? definitely not storage wars. yup! what about naked and afraid? wait wait wait wait. i haven't watched that. dan. yes. your reality tv royalty. you ever met barry weiss?
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1023.820
guess so i was thinking that like there's a lot of bike storage in our building and i was like what if i go down my bikes not there, but then there's like 15 bikers i'm gonna go through each one like i know i left it in three or whatever, but yeah, just just call the police that's ain't john green's an idiot. i'm saying i'm an idiot john green. i know tom. it's actually his dad. it's tom green's dad the one that tom green painted like the porn star on the hood of his car wait i
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