Quotes about “Stockholm”
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2774.580
hey, have you beaten that yet? the speed challenge is not fair, man. oh, you want to do it for your youtube channel then. yeah, save it for the youtube channel. don't blow it here. in sweden, you can get 60 nuggets for $5. i don't believe that for a damn second. that's fucking... no, no way. when i was in stockholm, we were like, hey, where can we get a cheap beer around here? and then this dude told us, he's like, this is pretty much like the only place for cheap beer. and we did the conversion and it was like $9 a pint.
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2805.200
i was like, i mean that's not an unheard of price, but it's real pricey. and they were like, yeah man, like it's stockholm's expensive. at least it's a pint, not like a bottle. i mean, i guess so. it's still like very expensive though. like i'm pretty sure if you wanted to go broke, you need like, you know brewster's millions where richard pryor inherits like a hundred million dollars and has to spend it in two days or he loses it all.
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oh, did notch resubscribe? it's like there's this common trend of notch resubbing and me just completely missing it. i see notch. hi notch. hi notch. hello. i've never talked to him before. i just want to say you're a pretty cool guy. wow. act like you've been there before. but seriously, notch. that was bad. we should do some magic the gathering drafting. i will fly to either la or stockholm.
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it's nothing special. you know, i've had ludefisk on the banks of the fossil museum in stockholm, but i've never been to chipotle. i guess i'm not worldly. i would go in there with more. get a chicken bowl?
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730.560
the thing i didn't want to have to say about the story, but now have to offer in my own defense because it's like cross examination, is i woke up that day in stockholm... feeling like p. diddy. yeah. like, yes, feeling like p. diddy. as one would. more hungover than like i've ever been in my entire life. and i was like late for my flight and the car was outside the hotel. like, come on, let's go. we got to get to the airport, you know?
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10084.660
it's a pretty good question, i think. well it's like stockholm, right? i mean, you tell me. i'm sorry, i didn't mean to not vote. yeah, also the same thing nick didn't vote either. oh, i didn't know. but have you seen a nick cage movie? 62 to 38. yes. did i do the wrong capital? fuck. dude, can you just imagine taking an iq test and it just pops up and you're just like, wait how's this gonna determine my iq?
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8191.940
swedish politician came up with this it's one of those sweden's and like sometimes in the news you see a sweden and you're like that's pretty smart those guys have got their head screwed on straight and sometimes you're like that's too sweden i don't mind it like stockholm mayor suggests everybody take a jerk off break once a day i'm like that is a fake sweden you've gone peak sweden there
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greenland is way bigger than i thought it was. all right, took a random norway guess, still got three grand. no, i'm just looking at it. this looks like a place. i'm sorry, i'm not very worldly. i could not tell you the difference between things in norway and things in finland. i know that's probably a good thing. i actually only got it from you guys saying what was on the side. oh, damn it. really? you know where solmentali is? well, it just sounds finnish. like sweden is like, you know, stockholm. and then norway is like,
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9358.880
oh my god. what does class mean? well, i got the wrong straw today. ask ricegum what he fucks with everybody. in an unusual bid to keep russian submarines away from their waters, the swedish peace and arbitration society installed a large neon sign off the coast of stockholm that depicts... when he said swedish peace, i just expect a certain word now. yeah. yeah. swedish pizza and arbitration society.
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470.040
this doesn't make any sense. he's cultured, he has a nice mansion, and the furniture seems to like her a lot. but that shouldn't be a good reason to date somebody. is it? maybe it is. i don't know. i think it's, to me it seems like a stockholm syndrome sort of thing. i watched the live action reboot of beauty and the beast. yeah, how was emma? maybe six months ago. i mean, the movie is serviceable. okay. i don't know.
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869.48
a b g d. i knew it. capital cities north to south reykjavik. okay. that's easy enough. after that, i'm consulting my brain and i'm saying after reykjavik comes oslo. there's one before stockholm. can i say something insane to you? i feel like ottawa might have a joke. okay.
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1334.00
on average, a new word is added to the english dictionary every two hours. what the hell? shit's gonna explode out of my bookshelf. i gotta go check on something real quick. source. source, i made that shit up. stockholm, sweden.
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1366.24
it's in stockholm, man. don't lie to me, it's not in oslo, it's in stockholm. but you know what? we can get both in the circle, i think. i'm confirming, i'm confirming. no, no. no, no you can't. hey, look at that, we were so close.
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1398.04
people there, you had me confused. you had me confused that we were gonna mess that one up. oh, stockholm wasn't in the circle. oh, the suburbs were! they give out the nobel peace prize at bjorn's house in west stockholm, okay? no, they were not.
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