Quotes about “Steven seagal”
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he's gonna emphasize how creepy it is, like a racer head style. that's what i was thinking. there's people there like, i watch your videos every day and you put me in a great mood, i love your smile. what? that sounds like it's a cult or something. that's crazy. what about the guys eating 100 pics of steven seagal? so, i mean that's also madness, but i kind of respect the man.
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like most of today's youths, myself included, can't even be bothered to show up to like, you know, a town hall meeting. this dude's eating pictures every day to try to get, you know, some change enacted. i might not agree with the way that he's doing it, but uh... what's the change? i don't know. maybe he wants steven seagal to... less pictures of steven seagal in the world. comment on his video or so. look, i didn't really think it through too much is the thing, but... i'm still hoping shrek will come to one of my videos eventually.
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he's a hard man to book down. i know. do you want shrek or do you want sexy shrek? because... no. sexy shrek hung out in my channel for a while. i'm not sure if he's still there. i want real shrek. and donkey, but like probably just shrek. i don't think you're gonna get both. sure. that's better. he wants steven seagal to eat a picture of him. oh, that's sexy. is it at all? yeah, that's one of the most romantic gestures you can make is to eat each other's picture.
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here we go. yeah, let's have a face off. name a movie star named steve or steven... steve harwell. seagal. excuse me? steven seagal. golden gun fun up next to the side. welcome to the lion prize. steve harvey! so there's steve harvey, steven seagal. steve harwell. steve mcqueen. steve mcqueen. i think it could be mcqueen. steve mcqueen's good. steve mcqueen is number one. thank god. we got out of purgatory.
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starring sylvester stallone and steven seagal. all right, ice, where's the there it is. are you on the spider again? yeah, i hate this thing. almost me too. i definitely hate him. i'm almost on the spider is what i mean. wherever i go, i think i'm safe and it's always the only spot in the screen that is not safe. cat, no. now's not the time. you are a furry ball of distraction. give me health. oh, you're on the spider? yeah. okay, i'm on boomer kalanger.
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i was operating under the principal, which i get that i say a lot. you shouldn't operate under anything, especially under the influence, but not under the principal either. under the principal is also my favorite sequel to steven seagal's classic film under siege, and there are several. yeah, okay, tell you what, first off, we're getting over this pit. we're getting over this pit, oh my god, because i don't want to get hit by these guys. okay, okay, okay, bad. bad things happen there.
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oh, this is inarguably the worst game i've played so far on the let's hate series, and that's saying something considering games like steven seagal is the final option. anyway, i guess let's fucking get started. so we're gonna play in the supermodel game mode, and it starts here with barbie enjoying, you know, a nice journal entry filled day at our beverly hills mansion, and then she's deciding, oh wait, i think i might want to go for a drive. so now we're doing this basically like ghostbusters on the nes esque drive.
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steven seagal, harry potter, zx1g. look, i don't know any actors whose names start with 1g, unfortunately, so we're gonna find ourselves in a problem. juan garcia? could we swing that? i don't even know if that's a real person, much less an actor. i'm sure there are some people named juan garcia, but i do not know. this is a huge boon for us, to get stompy right off the bat, because we had a feeling you would probably get spirit hearts.
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we may still make boss rush by the way. let's go to the item room instead. that's a wise play. there's going to be a lot of ink spilled this year and you can take this to the bank, senator trent. the blood bank. i should source that quote. that's from steven seagal. there will be so many articles written at the end of the year about the rise of casual games this year. this is not the first year that casual games
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we're gonna be under siege like steven seagal? well, we might as well save and then... this is real save. 008 siege. did i give zebo a weapon? hell yeah. i'm smarter than i look. okay. everybody wake up. here's the pods. there's five of them. none of them have shields.
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you know, steven seagal movies in there. and i thank everybody who's been on this journey with me. don't get me wrong, i'm just, i'm merely, you know, owning the fact that like, not all of my content is for everybody. maybe that means it's okay. i'm not actually really asking netflix to make stuff exclusively for me. i think the other, oh, we're actually gonna start losing lives here, which is fine. like the run is still very, very obviously great, but
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and you said, i got nothing, i gotta kill them. and then if i back out, i get shot by the guys in the field who are running towards us. nah, we couldn't. i mean, i've ran two of you, so i'm assuming you could have run away. i just think it was a bad engagement, is all i'm saying. i was out enjoying my life in a hospi, and then i came in, there was us sieging that room, and by the end of it, i was the one being under siege like steven seagal. i didn't even know how it happened.
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