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i took on black face friend. that's probably wait a minute. no, that's not that that's the worst of the two options little steven. yeah, but it's not as your other item because nick i read it even choose items we're just rerolling our whole on every single floor loopy i well i want to get more items so i can reroll the freaking sacred heart in the angel room and we're gonna really there's this mushroom right here magic mushroom all stats up i love that guy
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how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run really? what are you talking about? that was my question! like you think, i mean i know. phd is amazing! how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run? alright, i got it. you're gonna pay uh freaking 15 cents for one hp upgrade. i got fucking puberty. or you could pay 15 cents and get like all stats upgrades over and over throughout the game. oh god. is this gabriel or uriel? i need to know. what is this question? is this a question designed to break the human mind?
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oh i can kick it around like a hockey puck. oh wait, are you talking about uh, you got little gertie, that item is awesome. it's like a cute little marshmallow. that eye is cute as a button man. i wanna play isaac hockey with it. these red ghosts are shitty. yeah they're pretty nasty. i've got no eyes but i must shoot. like my head is just a ball. yeah, you can play that game. i got the all stats up and shuffle thing. probably not too good. that's experimental treatment. could be worse. if they made that any better.
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yeah, some of them are. i don't know if there's stats involved. bob's transformation turns all your tears into bob's brain and you take double damage from explosions. that's not true. and if you miss a shot, you instantly die. yeah, if you miss a shot, you're like exponential damage from explosions forever. and it deletes your save file. yeah. i'm up to 47 cents in my greed box. that seems like something.
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i know i'm not bad at isaac. there's that, you know, greedbutt.com thing i linked to you guys too that luke and his friend europa made. yeah, that's awesome by the way. it tracks your stats. my average, like, isaac daily run is like the top 2% in the world. so i'm like, i've never felt more confident in the fact that i'm actually like pretty okay at the binding of isaac, but... i'll admit, i make some mistakes, some boneheaded moves sometimes.
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no armor, uchi build, op. oh, i'm very familiar with the, you know, this is it, what uchi porn from the sky stuff we got going on here. oh, my stats aren't good enough. yeah. forgot about that. i don't really have the time to go back and look at what is wrong with my stats, but... are you trying... what are you trying to wield there? the uchi. dex. okay. maybe strength as well, actually. i'll just level up a little dex, see what it does. whoa, get that shit out of here.
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haha! that is odd. oh no, these aren't the stats either? god damn it. how cruel is it that they, uh, make it so solaire's, uh, text automatically, like, defaults to no? so if you're just mashing the button, you're gonna be like, aw shit. does it? i thought i just mashed the button and it was fine. if you mash the button, it gives you no, man, and then solaire is like, fuck. that's weird. not dead. not dead. uh, thank you to, what was it, nemono? i think was the last person?
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yeah, i just end up holding it on me the whole time and then i don't feel like i get the value for the space that i dropped before. so i try to use it as quickly as i can these days. but there's always that hope like, what if i find like something really awesome? yeah, exactly. i doubled my little brimstone once and my rotten baby so i had two of each and that was really sweet. do we know if it'll work on stuff like all stats ups or does that stack or no? i think the damage multiplier doesn't stack but all the base stats up i think do.
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oh, this is a good tip. someone donated $5 anonymously to tell me you can view items or aspects you've currently equipped or ingested in the pause menu if you want to read the effects stats or what slot you're looking for. that's a good bit of info. thank you for that. and thank you for the donation as well.
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well, sissy long is not terrible either, so we should probably be a little bit happier. but the base stats, if you don't have little brim, are real bad. like, rate of fire is awful. did you guys hit your devil deal as well? uh, yeah, but it just had a krampus fight. yeah, i got ahead from it. rafterd, thanks for the triple sub. three months in a row, baby. what a beast. i stuck with the pony because the speed is really bad on this run right now. flying's pretty helpful for me. think you gotta go faster 18 months in a row.
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sticky nickels replace pennies, so it's basically like instead of getting it doesn't replace, but they take the spot of something so instead of getting a penny occasionally you'll get a nickel you can bomb to get five cents it's a positive you actually know the the stats though like you should know this doesn't replace them at all. it's just some ryan oh
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you're gonna be... you're gonna get your eggs scrambled, man. at first i was like, the gondola's safer because you're enclosed. or at least it feels safer. but nah, dawg. if that gondola goes, you're getting rolled like a yahtzee dice. did you look up the stats on how often they go? nah, like, i'm pretty okay with it now. i don't like the heights, but when i get on the chairlift i'm not like, ooh, i'm gonna die. i'm mostly just like, you know, this is... it's relatively high.
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yeah, there's usually some stuff that you can grab. how did you beat me to this boat? oh, i got the magazine. that means i can upgrade my special stats. mm hmm. rudder's. can we drive the boat? oh, missing milk boy. can't milk the... sorry, can't... you can't milk the boy or the boat. i found the teddy. yeah, you can also come in here. there's like a... book of revelations. there's some dead people. there's a dead person inside here.
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people were like weirdly hesitant and at that point you have made the equality that your dick is like the single most valuable part of your whole life. i don't agree with that i know i would even even more so than the money. i would get a stats upgrade yeah, exactly like to i would definitely give up 10% of my dick to be 10% smarter. i
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it's the same, i have a thousand one also. well it's not the same because the stats will be different but... it's the same as far as unlocks which is i thought why we care. i don't think so, i think josh wants the prestige. oh. i do want the prestige. he wanted to say you have like two million mom kills. well it's not. he isn't saying that but he did imply it. it wasn't heavily implied but i'm not saying it. i died on the daddy so no balls.
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