Quotes about “Stand up to pee”
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hold in your pee when you're pooping and then you stand up and pee? you know what he does with his balls when he pees? i don't do anything with my balls! you know what he does with his balls when he poops? when he poops? i'm always supposed to just sit in your balls or in your normal position. oh, it's invicta! invicta, you can't hear us because he's not in the game yet. you should face the mama lips. he likely does not have them. he came here just to say that.
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nick, throw that on the ground. see what happens. wait. stand up. stand up. no bu ohhh. nick, i get i died. it's actually safe to eat it? no, i get that, but like... what if you put it in your urethra and then pee? the gum? will you make a water balloon? please, somebody just you would have to like i would imagine you'd have to like expand it a little bit, you know? oh, thank god. the urethra or the gum? the gum.
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i do not have a kidney stone. you don't know that. the kidney stone is not in the way here. i wouldn't know about a kidney stone halfway up my urethra, okay? it's like way up there, yeah. maybe it's on the way out. it's confusing, it could be a kidney stone, it could be big sperm, there's a lot of different things. yeah, yeah, it could be one big tadpole in there. what are you why don't you sit down and pee? why why do you have to stand up? how much work?
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that's not too much work. it's just faster. how's it too much work? it's a little bit more work and you'd pee a lot. it's not more work at all. sometimes it's just annoying to sit down. i've tried doing it more often and then it's just like the whole taking off your pants. you don't go like, too much work so you stand up and poop. well that's because you can't stand up and poop. yeah, that's not gonna happen. actually that's not true. in asia they're trying to get us to stand up and poop. no, you hover.
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to piss on the seat when you're sitting down. i imagine maybe you're hovering or maybe when you stand up like a little, a couple of droplets come out or something but i mean for men you can sort of understand if you stand up and pee like you've got a consistent flow but at the start of the flow and the end of the flow things get a little bit you know like scattershot like you switch from from full auto to burst and the recoil pattern changes.
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pee pee poo poo diaper checked. i will uh... oh, cade checked the diaper already. i will soothe the baby by picking it up and singing it a song. and then when she's ready to fall asleep, i won't stand in her way. you know, maybe we could sing that. how do you feel about that one, baby? only a baby can save us. i'm not gonna stand here and cry. oh, she likes it.
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you know, it's like you ever like have like a 20% urge to pee before bed. then you like stand in front of the toilet with your cock out and you're just like, i'm not sure it's gonna happen. you start jacking on. yeah, they jack off in the in the bathtub or whatever. that's what happened to me with runescape. i was like, i think there's like a small chance i'll do it. and then anytime i talked about it, i was just like, i've lost all confidence this is gonna work. and then it's like the moment passed and i just zip back up and
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you know, it's like you ever like have like a 20% urge to pee before bed. then you like stand in front of the toilet with your cock out and you're just like, i'm not sure it's gonna happen. you start jacking off. yeah, they jack off in the in the bathtub or whatever. that's what happened to me with runescape. i was like, i think there's like a small chance i'll do it. and then anytime i talked about it, i was just like, i've lost all confidence this is gonna work. and then it's like the moment passed and i just zip back up and
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said, don't you dare hold back just put your eyes on me she said, you're holding back i said, stand up to poop and pee this toilet is so dirty i said, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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anything you want just to put a smile on it you deserve it baby, you deserve it all you should sit down and pee i'll never sit down to pee you should know that about me i like to stand up when i pee, right when i pee
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yeah, okay. i've seen bathrooms of that archetype before yeah, and the the worst part about it is that you wouldn't stand up to pee in that bathroom even if you wanted to because the toilet is like? one third the size of a normal it now toilet yes, okay, do i need my controller for this no no no you just need your ball on your mouse i got three of them
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like i think when you're sleeping, you don't notice the piss because like imagine your bladder is like a balloon, right? when you're laying down, then it's like there's less pressure on the stretchy part of your bladder that indicates to your brain that it's time to pee. then when you stand up, gravity pulls all that liquid down to like the bladder sphincter and your brain is like, holy fuck, i'm going to piss my pants.
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