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1069.18
is just clickbait news. nfl wife sends horrible message to brittney griner. i don't need to see that shit when i'm just loading a browser that's faster than chrome. squamish condo owners left footing utility bills racked up before they moved in. i mean that sucks but i like tobey maguire voice, i miss the part where that's my problem. did you disable hardware acceleration in chrome? no because here's the thing,
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3001.12
that's something nice and easy. i don't know. this shit looks canadian. i think they were pretty good. i think they've i think they've done is the secondary school. that shit is what we call it, man. this looks like british columbia, but not vancouver. hear me out, justin. you like think you want to be. i was going to say like calgary, edmonton somewhere. it could be alberta, but the mountains are i don't actually think it's squamish, but i don't know.
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4979.30
now, i'm assuming it was different like 15, 25 years ago. but now, if i want to do like fun stuff, i have to leave vancouver and go to burnaby or go to richmond or go to coquitlam or go to port coquitlam or fucking go to abbotsford or squamish or whistler or something like that because the fun shit can't afford to be in vancouver anymore. they're used to, i'm assuming the fun shit got like incubated in vancouver
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2390.300
or am i thinking of maybe i'm thinking of a different gondola. i think it's that one. oh that's squamish. that's the squamish gondola. squamish backcountry kind of sick. you're not a librarian, no disrespect. are you laughing? i don't think you're skiing the squamish backcountry man. like eight skiers die every year skiing the backcountry.
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835.460
burundi style beef chapati. that looks pretty fucking good, but i know that this is unbeatable if you're from grimsby. 11 pounds for a pinestella is crazy, but that's what you get when you're from toronto or vancouver or montreal or ottawa or orillia or oshawa or victoria, whistler, squamish, calgary, edmonton, saskatoon, regina, winnipeg, halifax, lunenburg, dartmouth,
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5054.000
just got back from my first trip ever to squamish, bc. it's crazy how it's the most beautiful place on earth. bro, that reminds me of like, so i was saying, i was taking some shots of florida during jackbox. i said, justin, you lived in florida, right? he said yes, i said, ugly state, which i believe, but i've only been to the two biggest cities in it. so maybe i don't know what i'm talking about.
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2752.620
it's my favorite game. low key you would actually love it. although, i don't know, so i'm not, i've been coming down a little too hard on chiblee. ever since i said that he's in danger of being radicalized by an airdrie alberta baddie if he were to move to squamish, which i do listen, there's a joke in there.
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2770.680
but also, i do worry that if you come to british columbia, you can't go to squamish right away. you have to spend at least 90 days in vancouver first to build up the british columbia antibodies so you don't get radicalized by an anti vax alberta baddie with dreadlocks, okay?
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2740.980
no, dude you're playing cs you don't eat while you play alright i'll just go grab some goldfish i'll be right back i got us all, i got us all names anyone wanna hear their name? am i the new york nudist? you're the new york nudist, i'm the squamish six haver okay
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3355.440
oh, good try, good try. oh, he fell into his death! that's fucking funny, man. that's fucking funny. someone open a case right now. that's a guaranteed knife. we got this, guys. we're them, bro. locking in, locking in. remember the names, dude. the texas tugger, dude. the squamish swinger, dude. the new york nudist, dude. the melbourne monet, dude. and the freaking filletin flasher, bro. we're them. he called them all out. that's crazy.
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6832.440
yeah, he was like... everyone of the hosts was like, ah, beautiful women, beautiful women. i was like, no, he's that beautiful man. bro sounds like chibnall's dad. hashtag fuck brian. bro, i'm not trying to go to squamish. i'm not even kidding. i'm trying to, i'm trying to plan a squamish camping group. i'm telling you, you should not go to squamish yet.
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