Quotes about “Spilled”
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10957.620
that's what i would do. they're like two, so... oh, we're all dead. insertion in ten seconds. ten seconds? enough sound to have a sip of water. here's my rule for like baby pictures. you could send me a picture of your kids in like funny halloween costumes or shirts. that's about it. or of your kids crying and then the snapchat thing says like, i'm crying because i'm a stupid idiot that spilled my juice. like that, i'm in. but just a picture of them in the bathtub being children? what do i care? okay, they just shot that window.
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8058.780
scientifically accurate i'm just saying it was told to me by a friend at one point in my life why do we even have doctors when there's like home remedies like this? alright so bogan floopa waffle doffle got it there nice we made up of parts of real words a movie that could use some nudity the lion king or indie game the movie i just spilled like a whole glass of water here oh shit are you okay? yeah i mean it's
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4157.640
he spilled a bunch of coffee on one of their displays too. you weren't supposed to bring anything in and we all knew he wasn't supposed to and nobody said anything? we walked past a lot of people? yeah, like they never i mean like i walked i was there i walked past the security guy, he didn't say anything, i just assumed, you know? well, because you had it in a bag. nobody thinks somebody's gonna carry a drink in in a bag.
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4252.380
they were fine. how did you spill coffee on this thing? first off, what was it? i think i was, uh... it wasn't like a piece of like magellan's ship that he used to circumnavigate the globe, right? no, no. it was like some light bending display. where it was like a bunch of pieces of plastic and some glass. and i, in fairness, i only spilled it on like the, the like... the not useful part, like the display part, not the maintenance, the uh, whatever. there was nothing bad happened.
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4281.260
you know, wasn't terrible. i should have spilled it on the display that was supposed to change your race. there's this one machine where it's supposed to like, you take a picture of your face and then it's like, see what you'd look like if you were black. but what they did is they would just overlay a black guy over your face. and it wasn't anyone in particular. it was just some other person's face. i mean, that's just science right there.
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11444.740
you gotta hang with me on this one guys, just gotta hang with me. i'm just gonna tune out for 60 seconds until i've got like a full picture up on the board. nah, you gotta follow it the whole way through. as a piece of paper evoking the previous piece of paper that was drawn. okay. could be a keyboard. oh, never mind. everything's changed. somebody just opened a bud light. that's a high seat pouch. oh, but he spilled a little. with a cookie. did that stick in couches? is that a nilla wafer?
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2416.020
i don't know, someone must have taught her. and then i pulled on the nozzle and then it overfilled the bag and spilled a bunch of coffee on the ground. and i tried to close the bag. the bag would not close. so i had to get a second bag and then pour like a third of the first bag into that bag. but then i was like...
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6106.940
come on! and then he like spilled his beer up the kid next to him and he's like, ah, yo mom will wipe that up. and then after a couple more beers, someone got hit and has a penalty and he was like, hit him below the belt! and i don't know what that means to this day. you don't know what it means?
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1071.640
mcdonald's like a week ago, and i was my hands were full and i dropped my soda on the sidewalk oh, and then i was like i took the napkins out of the mcdonald's bag and stopped up the spilled soda on the sidewalk i'm not saying that everybody else is what's wrong with the world however at least flush the toilet what i
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3284.440
i have a corsair one. just make sure you change the title of every single one of your episodes from this point on to sponsored. no, i'm very happy with my keyboard and mouse. i didn't need to change them. yeah, i bought another one in like december. so where were you on that one, bear taffy? probably drinking some madrinas. that's for sure. i spilled... it wasn't madrinas, but let's just say it was madrinas. that's why i had to buy a new keyboard. i spilled some madrinas on it. wow. madrinas is good for a lot of things, you know? you get your new keyboard. well, yeah.
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2087.880
8th degree burns like all over crotch because of the hot coffee. i saw the documentary, it was actually super fucked up. yeah, people still remember her as a lady like, yeah she spilled coffee on her leg and she sued mcdonald's, america, what a country. and then like, if you look at the fucking pictures, like her legs became like molten jelly species. yeah, it was disgusting.
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3028.480
it's like it's the same thing as you know when you did arts and crafts in school. you know you got like the hot glue gun occasionally you get glue on your hand, and it would burn like a son of a bitch and then like those are worse ten minutes later in his eyes, and you peel it off, and it's just like no no no no no now with the high glue hot glue gun it takes the skin off too because it blisters guy i've spilled it on my foot before i did some glass stuff um i
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8883.880
you better call us all soon. that's like this month, right? i just can't wait for july! dude, season seven. you gotta finish it before july, ryan. it's not that unreasonable, i think. spoiler alert, winter's still coming. oh, dude. spoilers, though. for eight fucking years, winter's been coming. what? just like, one of these? oh! he spilled his spaghetti! oh, nice, nice! what?
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