Quotes about “Spiderman”
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i mean, i think you'll probably be fine. infestation, pretty good. got a couple of health generation items, pretty good. infestation is pretty bad. why? it's not very good. why? infestation 2 is awesome! alright, i guess i forgot what the difference is then. infestation gives you, like, flies when you get hit. okay, that's not great. it's like spiderman. it has to be damaged though, can it be like if i touch something? it's only damage. yeah.
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oh no he shot me in the dick! during my spiderman's kiss! not called dick game. in the pain, i didn't win any rounds that time either. i think he won. awwww i blew it! he's just been messing with us the whole time. mm mm mm. ooooh! ooooh! hehehehehehe
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i trusted you for a second, i thought you were actually dead. i was knocked out for days. he immediately runs up the wall like a cat. look how the power ups are. quad damage. you're like a kitten in a working apartment. i grabbed the wall and jumped back! spiderman lampang? it was a spiderman lampang. oh my god, every game is a job. have we had a win yet? i think it's been tied every time.
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the other thing is, we're living in this world where there's people on youtube that'll drink like a gallon of olive oil in three minutes. these are superheroes. full bottle of vodka. exactly! and you got like, you're like, oh spiderman, you know, swings from manhattan's tallest skyscrapers. two liters of donkey semen. i can't compete with these people, they're in their own class, man.
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he's a human missile. oh my god. oh he's in the drink. yes. yes now now. oh, i was trying to get blue man. how are you spiderman? spiderman? no rob rob. i didn't kill you last time. you tried, but i didn't
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yeah, i forgot the capital of paraguay. is that mount video? video mountain? it's montevideo! it's italian video mountain. it's not italian, it's spanish. you watch italian videos there. i mean that sounds pretty good. like italian spiderman. yeah, i was gonna say italian spiderman is fantastic. fuck, i'm the worst spoil for rob. i say everything he's gonna say like immediately before he wants to say it. that's true actually though.
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oh, i got a six! oh no. wow. that's actually the worst. that's, that's an eight. okay, the game gave me a nine but i definitely got an eight there. that was 100% in the eight. shit! i shot it. i wasn't even aiming. what? oh shit, i'm spiderman. welcome. i wasn't even aiming at the, there was eight miles an hour wind. i was like i gotta aim it above the target for this. oh awesome.
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i believe in you dude. this guppies ain't gonna get anything. are you gonna chicken fling? oh that's guppies. portal skill shop has 5 xp. oh what is that? that's a spiderman. that's really cool. that's really cool. dang i want to upgrade all the new weapons now. 20th century spiderman. so you're down to play this at like 3 am? spiderman.
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subterranean spiderman he's better than italian spiderman give this to the tune of shia labeouf no, actually it's to the tune of 1996's spiderman on fox the hindlewig in cairo's cizro star i'm going when nick goes which is now it really shouldn't have been now
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i'm trying to reload pintreo and i'm just getting the circle spinning. yeah, austin and malf got booted. should i ref really? he's still leader? no, don't refresh. i can't get back on the game. oh, rip. frozen elsa and pregnant spiderman. lance elsa's boils! oh, malf's back. do i ref like, i don't know what i do. can you try to refresh me? maybe she's not looking for me. baby! i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i'm gonna be a i
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