Quotes about “Sparkling water”
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238.08
or genus? i do bro, i don't know. what do i have a four year degree in biology? it's a cultivar? what the hell does that mean man? it's a cultivar? i don't understand. they didn't teach us all this. they only taught us how to use centrifuges and micro pipettes. anyway, it's not bad. i mean any sparkling water, you know, i'm a fan either way. it's certainly better than the the free um
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2696.94
don't be mad when people are like, i don't want to buy this house. the showers don't even have shower heads. like, what do you think's gonna happen? you're not supposed to crush the can. it makes it harder to extract the aluminum for recycling. oh no, i crushed it so much i made like a corner where some sparkling water is coming out of. crusted. alright, that's a slash marker. i'm sorry. also, please fix.
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183.100
some friends who have kids in my daughter's school. and then on sunday we didn't do all that much, but on monday, aka yesterday, we had a picnic with like lots of people who have kids in my daughter's school. it was a good time, man. you guys can't compete with a day that's sunny but not too sunny and warm but not hot. and then i bring sparkling water and cookies and chips and goldfish crackers and somebody else brings like some sesame crackers from the tnt supermarket and
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6545.520
a, you're making the rest of us look bad for sitting in our chairs. and we're not sitting in our chairs because we're lazy. we're sitting in our chairs because the kids are just running around having a good time and we're tired of running after them all the time. it's just let's sit in the chair, have a bubbly, have a sparkling water, talk about some adult stuff for five seconds and then go, ugh, and put your hands on your thighs to help you get up a little faster. then there's always the one
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814.26
save cursed rock to hot swap it next turn and then we'll play this repenthers next turn if we can. moon moon pisses like every 45 minutes. first off, that information is something that i have no reason to know. this is a colleague at least in the same industry. i should not know about their bathroom habits but you shouldn't just be putting those on blast for anybody. secondly, is he a noted sparkling water consumer?
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850.12
i should have left it up here. it's still saved, it's still saved! now i got all these damn rocks. drinks a lot of coffee? that'd do it, that'd do it for sure. i guess i'll be playing my rocks. you don't need to be saved anymore. you don't really need to be played either, but... i mean, i could drink three glasses of water and not have to pee over a five hour stream, but if i have like one can of sparkling water, it's over. i'm pissing three times without a doubt. okay, better repentor?
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871.40
and they started doing like, hey for 3500 points you get a 12 pack of bubbly for free. i've been drinking sparkling water and cooking rotini in tomato basil sauce for like three weeks on daryl's dime. it feels good man. it feels good.
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3007.02
it turns out it was not the sound of a sparkling water can now that i had a chance to investigate it. we need that puppy yesterday. that canada sizzle salsa on my blinds boys. they use acrylics. love it. love it. this everything started picking up for me in the weeklies. once i started respecting the lemon, i use people used to be like lemon blind. i would just get mad.
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913.220
it's a classic, you know? i like fruit punch. fruit punch flavored sparkling water? i just... hold up. yep. i get the fruit punch packets. oh, sparkling water? i don't drink that stuff. wait, can we back up a second here? are we talking about homemade flavoring of water or are we talking about buying a bottle? i don't know if i would personally classify fruit punch as flavored water.
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2685.080
butter chicken curry looks pretty fucking good too, to be honest. i'm gonna go with the butter chicken curry because it looks good and it's cheaper by a lot, but i think that that's respectable. alright, i can live with that. you think jyp knew what he was doing when he had nmix sing a song called spinnin' on it? drinking the sparkling water straight from the bottle gives you a not so good look? well, i got a cup but i use the cup for coffee, bro. i could just call my wife bro. that's like calling the teacher mom.
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top 8%? the average was 3.3, we got 6. i can live with that. stop telling me i look funny when i pick up this fuck ass bottle, bro. like fine, i'll get a cup and i'll get a big cube ice cube. not one of the little fuck ass cubes. i'll get one of the big ones where when you order like an old fashioned at a fancy restaurant they give you the fucking brick, the adobe slab. i'll get one of them and then i'll get three milliliters of sparkling water in each one. thank you sir, may i have another?
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1445.92
prithi, has anyone mentioned anything about a sparkling jewel in a dragon's eye? i've been sent on a quest by king aldrich to retrieve this jewel that's been beset in the macular region of this foul creature. what's happening? i'm just role playing the most annoying person ever playing d&d. honestly, crown on a flame water, smoke in a pancake.
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youtube, check this out. your man may have the lego death star, but can he chug a can of sparkling water without burping? nope. just a reasonable amount to keep my hydration up. forget this. don't even look at my streak. it's not for you. dark side, tainted, lost with the side of mega satan. coming right up. me feeling poor because i'm drinking tap water. dude, there's nothing wrong. honestly, like, tap water heavily owns.
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40.02
didn't you say okay, so like this is a real story like i'm just gonna level with you look before i get into this story let me just tell you the honest truth buying sparkling water is kind of throwing money down the toilet like it's not something you need to buy in order to you know survive
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don't buy la croix or something like that. i know you're like, is it a joke? no, it is not a joke. it like in a way i'm admiring it because it's like i didn't know this was a thing that actually existed. however, at the same time i was kind of like, don't cyber bully my fans for drinking sparkling water man. it's just the kind of a weird energy. okay, we're good. mega satan, mega satan dark path, mega satan dark path.
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then the person that they were, let's not say cyberbullying, that's a little too far. but the person that they had criticized was like, i don't have sparkling flavored tap water that comes out of my tap at home. and then he said, oh, okay, why don't you just buy a sodastream and then squeeze fresh fruit into it? and i was like, man, this guy's very passionate about sparkling water, huh?
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scan this qr code to get some recipes. that is not a gift. that is an advertisement. and i absolutely will not scan the qr code to get a gift. or to get a recipe, i should say. however, apropos of nothing at all, right next to the envelope was two cans of perrier sparkling water. that i guess we're just there to be like, we can't just send them an ad.
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1168.08
we gotta include like something. so they included two cans of perrier sparkling water. i gotta say, drank them. while k dad won, i had the other one. they were fine. they're not as good as la croix though. not even on the same... and like la croix might not even be as good as sparkmouth or aha. so like we got a ways to go there. i have in my life, i've received two non alcoholic heinekens from hellofresh. i see people in chat saying that as well.
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i'm with it. that's what my parents will do. they'll fill a cup with like 70% sparkling water and then like a little splash of fruit juice. you know, i gotta try that. speaking of sparkling water, i'm sure i've preached about how good polar seltzer is here before. yes. actually, i don't know if i have. they have a
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