Quotes about “Society”
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and he went on the home or the hln, which is like the holiday hallmark life network or something, i don't even know. but, um, to talk about edward snowden joining twitter, and then he just slowly spun it out to be about edward scissorhands. what? he's like, yeah man, you know, just cause he has scissors for hands, i don't think he should be ostracized from society. the host, like, was not having any of it. she did not she had a didn't realize she's such a pro that she didn't even, uh,
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he's all around the world. okay? i maybe catch him for three seconds. i was around man. i'm a big fan can you give me directions to your wallet? i'm a big fan of imagine dragons okay, look i wasn't born the cynical person that you see before you society has turned me into the world hardened his heart exactly look i cried when i watched the brave little toaster just like anybody else okay
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little something something extra. we live in a society of entitled taste buds and opportunity and the thing is they're gonna put together whatever flavors, words, ideas, concepts that they can come up with to make sure everyone has their say. oh my god, fox won. i'm not surprised. oh it's your second win? yeah! oh nice! i won the ice one or whatever. it sounds like it made a big impression.
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or a society destroyer even. and then i called him on it and he's just like, fuck you, you know? i'm like, oh, okay, i'm sorry, i tried to stand out for the little guy and mr. one percenter over here is, uh, needs a clean... he thinks, that's his, he just thinks he's, he thinks he's too good. i think that's what it is, honestly. he's not here to defend himself, though. that's exactly why i'm bringing it up right now.
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then that lessens the strain because you know it's coming. yeah. yeah. no, i agree. okay, so you go in with the two pre plan meets, then as you get those orders filled, you realize you want a sample of something, and after you have the sample, you change your mind and want something else. i don't even... now you're a menace to society. oh, see, now we've found our limits now! no, i was saying, is that what you would say?
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yeah, maybe it's about time. i mean, it's not like an entitlement based society at all. we should have entertainment when we shop for food too. i agree. that's why it's great at walmart. they've got, like, tvs everywhere playing commercials while you walk around. that's entertainment. because that would just... it would make me so much angrier if he, like, ate half of a sandwich with four different kinds of meat on it and was like, this fucking sucks. i would actually...
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yo, i got this credit card, but all i do is pay cash. maybe he doesn't have a credit card. he just got the 20 in his wallet. well, heck, of course i'm not gonna be like, well look at this shit, it didn't fill up his car even though he can't. you know? yeah, but he's a menace to society because now he's gotta stop more often to get more gas. you're taking it way too far, man. there's no extenuating circumstance or extenuating circumstance. extenuating works too, though. that's when you're at the gym doing the 30 squats of one each.
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so, yeah, i beat both of you but not by all that much. i could have freaking won by a lot. on a dollars per hour level, you did not beat us. yeah, no, you're right about that. which is the way that society values time. he actually owes the game money at this point. i feel like he owes me a little money at this point for having to deal with that wayne brady game strategy guide. at least i stuck to my principles. that's true.
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i still... i operate under the assumption that the people who settled the north american prairies in the midwest probably went in like the spring and were like, this is temperate. and then in the winter they were just like, oh shit. so we can't go. we fucked up, but we already built everything. exactly, yeah. we spent all of our resources building this shit. we can't just go now. oh, might as well just make a society here.
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imagine you're waiting, you're going doing your shopping for the day, right? and you get in the deli line, there's maybe a guy or two ahead of you. a guy's ordering a few different types of meat. maybe he wants some ham and then he also wants some like, some cheddar. and then he also wants some smoked turkey. and then he also wants some roast beef. at any point in that situation are you going, this guy's a menace to society? or are you cool with this? well, this is a little bit misleading. alright, do you want to frame it the way you want to frame it?
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why doctor's office? who's in charge? i mean, there's not even like it's not doctors they work there. it's like registered nurses that yeah, it's like a very egalitarian society in there. everyone's doing the blood work yeah, he's like can i speak to your manager? no, we don't have a manager and then they're like maybe i can help you. what's it about? you go on a
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and they said it's not good. i'm so nervous. i'd be like, yeah dude, i totally relate to that. he's like, oh my elves don't get killed. so i'm like, you know what? where did we go wrong as a society? you guys are still playing that? yeah, it's actually going to go on for like 10 years. wow. i thought that started already like four or five months ago. it started in probably like october. so it's been going on. ok, that's like way off from what i said.
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is a super racist. you need to freaking tell him to shut the fuck up. holy crap. as soon as i got out, it was like, smells like rice in here. that's pretty much. all right, there is the chance that he didn't do it out of a racist reason though, that maybe he just said that, incidentally. maybe he just smelled rice. okay, i'm sorry that we live in a backwards society. it might have not been racism though, it might have just been a stupid comment that wasn't thought about.
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didn't know there was different levels of awesomeness for smoking. well, we live in a society where like competitive eating is a thing. so as far as i'm concerned, all the gloves are off. competitive everything, man. okay. competitive competition. that's not meant to be a dig at competitive eating. rather, it's like, well, let's just make everything a competition. just embrace the competitiveness. exactly. you know, competitive fucking, you know, who can sign their name fastest. that's fine by me.
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pretty soon 20 bucks is gonna be the price for a normal hot dog in canada. yeah! i think i might be you guys have always known me, having lived in a first world country. i think pretty soon i might be living in like... a dystopian society.
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the grocery store near us just doesn't stock green onions anymore. we're like, what's up with that? we need some shits. they're like, sorry, we normally import those, but now that they're so expensive, we can't stock them. if we stocked them, we'd have to charge so much that nobody would buy them and they would just go bad. i'm like, oh shit, i now live in a society where i can't get a vegetable. it's just green onions! i can live without green onions!
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