Quotes about “Skateboard”
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10535.980
dude plus for community influence getting there if we get to the end we unlock a circa or something it's like the skateboard no, the sir. it's like the skateboard shoe dude plus a hundred xp. this is even better. i don't even just keeps happening right today's monday. yeah, that's correct. that's true. yeah, i was like what happens after that
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2712.200
take a second. as a matter of fact, you should take four, b. and think about it before you become a skateboard. motherfucker me or some shit. you become a skateboard? is that a possibility? fucking with somebody, you know. i was rolling in the hood with my crew when i turned into a skateboard and now i don't know what the fuck to do. rolling down the street. on a longboard.
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2740.460
dude, nate dogg millionaire would be a great movie as well. one time i died trying to take a drink! nate dogg millionaire. yeah, ryan always kills the dogs so i'd be worried about implementing oh, i killed nate dogg, dude. oh, never mind. he had to kick a million dollar baby. hey, williscraft, thanks for 11 months! coming up on that one year sex a versary. what?! oh, i lived. rob schneider is a skateboard! i'm on the cathedral, man!
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1231.540
i would do this is my dad the bird man. he's a helicopter parent i'm tony hawk guys that your test for like if someone's a good person is whether they can skateboard well no, i can't skateboard well. i'm the best person yeah, but you don't have to hold yourself to that standard that's not true. who was the best skater in tony hawk's pro skater? that was not tom burnquist the guy that rode on the zero skateboards. oh my god jamie thomas
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9506.220
it's a motorcycle, i think. it's a motorcycle? so there's a motorcycle, skateboard, magic carpet or train. or segway. yeah, it's a magic carpet. one of these things is not like the other. motorcycle. la tronsant. why has no one ever made a murder cycle? i'm sure they have. illegal, mostly. it's a motorcycle. motorcycle's correct. i'm gonna look up the motorcycle. thanks for the resub. that's a... is that suda51? yeah.
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4594.600
takes it 55 to 45. sweet. that's reasonable. it's gotten i'm glad the dildos got that close. something you probably shouldn't bring on a trip across the sahara desert, sand or a skateboard. i really i mean, i'm going to say which one i'm into, but the mental picture of one of these is really good.
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4625.700
this is one of those prompts that's tough because it's like literally anything that you wouldn't want to bring on the desert. i mean sand is obviously ridiculous but can you picture someone holding the skateboard being like this was not a good choice. several months from now this is gonna pay off when i get to the pyramids finally.
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4684.020
recycled dog flesh. don't try to sway it in your direction. oh shit. no, it's nyx. it was the first no voter the night of the night. two people didn't vote. what are you talking about? bye dogs, four dogs. that's okay. i kind of no voted on the skateboard sand. that's fair. i voted on the recycled dog flesh. sandor's skateboard is my favorite neutral milk hotel song. now what about sandor's skateboard?
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4715.680
sandler's skateboard. we're tied for second and third, but it put me ahead because i have more butt crack showing, it said. is that true? well, be honest. how much butt crack you got showing right now? 13. i got zero. i got like a double layer of protection. hm. hm. i thought you were going to go conservative yoda on that. hm. go back to their galaxies, they can.
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5781.320
i'm still, i'm still betting on san what is this stony hawk's wet dream in the middle? it's i've never seen this before. his skateboard actually turns into a surfboard when it becomes wet. and he just surfs right on out of there. treydog has an axe and a dream, alright?
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3075.020
thank you for the subscriptions, lieutenant ettan shabashi. thank you for the subscription as well. alright. it's like a lot of really difficult to read names today. either that or i'm not all here yet. n l casey neistat told me you have to tell me your political beliefs. what did casey neistat say? who's that? he's a youtuber. he makes videos of himself getting into skateboard crashes. oh. that's my understanding at least. alright, it's been a while here. i'm going to take
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4739.040
this is like m. dyson's weird little levitating platform from the street fighter movie. wait, wait, let me get on there with you. you wanna go? okay, if you wanna go for a ride, you gotta go on it when i'm on the stairs. okay. okay, put me in the garbage can and then put the garbage can on nick's skateboard. how do i rotate the garbage can? here you go, i'll do it for you, don't worry about it, dad. i'll be up here. alright, close me in. i'm ready.
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4945.340
get out of here doggo clone. let me grab you you fuck alright grab me and put me on nick's skateboard you shot a lot of shit out of his ass. i can't dog poo poison it. oh, i got a sprint so you can grab me yeah, there you go wait. what are you doing here? i'm drowning stay there. oh, i fell through the world again alright there we go see you later planet earth alright get on the roof. oh so close roll to major tom
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703.620
my neighbor spent like $300 on a skateboard because he liked tony hawk's pro skater. yeah, that's why we all did it honestly. the road outside of his house was gravel and his driveway was gravel. so he would like take this $300 skateboard onto his gravel driveway and be like, check it out. i can like, i can sorta ollie. almost kickflip. yeah, like you don't really land because the gravel is not steady ground, you know? it kind of like moves and shifts when you land on it, so.
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732.560
it was probably like one of the worst purchasing decisions i've ever seen in my entire life. but that was kids these days won't understand the power that tony hawk's pro skater had on our generation. they never will. it's like you got it first and also, it gave you really unrealistic expectations. you expect to be like, first time i step on a skateboard, i should at least be able to land a kickflip. yeah, that's the first thing you do when you tap x. it's just it's just left and square. how hard could it be? and i probably spent like...
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761.380
in my whole life i probably spent like 100 hours on a skateboard. i don't think i've ever landed anything more than an ollie that was like two inches off the ground. i came really close to a kickflip once, but also one foot landed back on the board, the other one smashed the board into my ankle. oh yeah, that's a i can feel your pain right now.
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892.020
and uh, you know, it's not cement still, but i'm gonna get a skateboard and pretend it's cement for a while. it's weird because i have like exactly the same story. it's like i lived in this house with a gravel driveway for like... it actually might have been like...
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961.160
it's true though, like if you're like between the age of like 7 and 14 that's prime driveway being paved ages. i'm just thinking like my dad built me this fucking grind slide rail. he built you on like a skateboard rail. let me explain because that sounds way overly grandiose. it was two planks with another plank on top of it.
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3836.480
go away creepy car! i was just gonna say it's a big old sport check over there. yeah, i remember when they added that on. i was like wow, we're moving on up. i bought my first skateboard there. really? not at west 49? yeah, i would like to go against the grain.
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