Quotes about “Six feet under”
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you should be able to buy beds like pants, honestly. give a measurement to them. you should not have to buy a long bed. if you're six feet tall or under, you shouldn't have to be like, hey, you got any long beds? well, see, that's the thing is like if you look at like the bed sizes chart, because i did when i was getting this bed recent, like a year ago, like the first three sizes, the first three smallest sizes don't increase in length. they only increase in width as you go up. and it's like, i want it.
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5324.90
oh, and uwe boll's joint. i was like a new ball joint? what are you? no, you go to the doctor you get a new ball joint for your knee, i guess. what was i thinking there? that was dumb. it's a very not good movie, but that made it fun. it's got john leguizamo in it. yeah, i mean everything does. it's got michael c. hall from dexter in six feet under. i like that guy. pretty much a career ending role. oh no!
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crazy high def headshot there. jeff bridges, huh? jack nicholson. i didn't know he was in that. jeff bridges. what's jeff... this guy used to be in it. what was this guy in, man? i haven't seen this guy's face in forever, but what's this guy in? this guy used to be in lots of stuff. house? could be house? six feet under and house? you're right, just click on him. let's see, man. let's see what he's involved with. gamer? gamer's pretty good. dude, he's in my favorite movies. he's in grandpa, he's in the last kiss.
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959.92
seems pretty smart. he's just poking his head up. the faintest little... that's kinda what you're doing. it is. except i'm not even poking my head up. you don't even see my head, you just see the... the glint of the scope. next thing you know, you're sleeping six feet under. yo, is his head just sticking out right now? it's so thin though! it's like a single pixel. could be worth it. alright, let's get a little circ here. how about a little circ? circ action please. circ.
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1238.10
there's one more bug hole. oh christ! the stalker came out of the ground right under my feet. oh, i see the bug hole. got an aid in that thing. let's go. great game in lads. sample here? is there a sample here? i'm throwing down a resupply. we can re up before we go. oh, i can't get my machine gun for six minutes. i haven't even called my damn thing in yet. wait, did you have one? yeah. where'd you die? i was like very early on. wherever we spawned. oh, i see. well, the spawn is just to our south. yeah, it's whatever.
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are you... i don't know what you would be. let's be honest. are you licorice pizza? i don't know who that is. licorice pizza? alice in wonderland 2010? spider man 3? slacker? slacker's in black and white, i think. blackberry? that's mark ruffalo, bro. that's young mark. he was looking at you, kid. i don't know. i don't know. this is six feet under guy. peter krause. i have absolutely no idea. peter krause, mark ruffalo on the bridge from a quiet place?
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1102.64
my crazy ex girlfriend, don't trust the b in apartment 73, gilmore girls. they're all the same show, right? like there's one guy that's in all of those shows. happy endings, yeah, pushing daisies, six feet under, oz, walking dead, sports center, like they're all shows that people, you know the people, they watch them. 60 minutes, monday night football, the mandalorian, you know, shows like that. i have to.
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3339.78
oh, you frozen the air for me. no, we're frozen six feet under oh you can do it yeah, no idea how i just did that jump but well done yeah, as soon as he spawns it's just like fuck everything oh
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1954.82
oh yeah, i'm negative 5.872. why is that? i think that was me that was at negative five because it was the last term. it just, someone in chat said you were six feet under.
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1656.54
seven and a half? i'm not going under six. i'm sorry. in fact, i'm not even, i'm not going under six and a half. it was a tough one. it was $3.6 million. is it an old gas station or something like that? is it on top of like, poison land? it's 11,000 square feet on a golf course. that's unbelievable. honestly, i appreciate that it was so difficult, but holy cow.
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