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sure any preference today is wrong. we got eight characters alphanumeric some bands characters but hit me with your best shot fire away blue, baby okay, we haven't done this in a long time hmm strange choice, but i'm in it might be awful, but let's see three w a two okay, m. yep. yeah, diablo. i don't get you see the blue. i get it shoot the poop. oh
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if you're getting super dry, you gotta evaluate your positionals about where you're going. i've had some dry ass roast beef in my life. should not crumble. should be moist. i 100% agree with you. i wouldn't disagree with this at all. it should make that shitty waxy paper shit just like kind of damp. yeah, i'm definitely gonna need that paper though. i took another damage! anyhow, why do you shoot your poop but ignore all the natural poop?
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yeah, what's up with that? gotta draw the line somewhere. it's an inconsistency in your gameplay. that's no, it's 100% consistent. i always shoot only my poop. i'm glad somebody pointed that out actually, otherwise you never would have noticed. card? don't worry guys, i got a speed upgrade. i wouldn't mind that actually, speed upgrades are pretty good. oh! i walked on the freaking spikes and died when i left the boss room! what? this seed is hot garbage. you're dead? is this trainwreck? this does feel like trainwreck. i'm dead, yeah.
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who am i? i'm the lost again. okay. this is good. you guppied. not gu i collared. i collared, specifically, yes. is it my shot with chocolate milk? ipecac is so large that i can't stand in some parts of the screen and shoot because it'll kill me. oh, now i'm dark cutious. now i'm dark cutious. alright, so i fucked up the lost chance. bad room. mom's heart turns out as a tough draw.
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oh, it it no it doesn't do friendly fire actually, lucky me. henry sedin, you're fucked. i also i can't flip my character, so... i always have to shoot in the other direction. one second. this is something's not right with the game right now. turn around, you piece of shit!
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9507.140
makes me so sad okay, so this guy i just did some flavor text because of how much money is on there rob i can't i can't stay hang. i can't hang with you here. yeah, you can i don't have any more money oh god damn it i wish i knew how much money you had because i was just trying to shoot up the price cuz it's not even on my list wow i was trying to do this. why do you
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mean you should be the hell would anyone say that it's like it's just a salty breakfast meat there's nothing wrong with it sausages did nothing wrong eat the sausage. oh my god. i'm playing so badly to start with here that's okay, though try not worrying about combos like it all for a while and just shoot everything and see how long you can live that way okay, i'll consider it. i think it's a nice way to go. i have just died though. that's okay sausage is better than bacon. well, i mean, i think it's like 5050. oh
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that's not gonna do anything. alright, what do you do with this fucking laser, man? making this very complicated. just try to destroy the nuke. that's not gonna do it. try to destroy aluc. aluc's really getting a rough go on this one. he's just for today! yeah. i still like you, aluc. he's okay. and yes, i did just shoot through my own diamond mine for some reason. i'm not quite sure why i did that. oh, that was that was pretty clutch.
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i'm gonna send this one real high just to see if it can come down properly. here it comes! yep, it came down pretty properly actually. that was actually pretty sweet. as the rule, it's like the anti sandbags. you gotta shoot your shots all the way up in the air. chad, how many games has he won by knocking me into the ocean versus just killing me straight up? i think that's probably like almost all of them here. oh look at the fish! did you see that? you killed a bunch of fish with your drill.
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972.360
no, don't let that happen. what happens to the soy milk dunce cap? well, dunce cap causes you to always shoot with the are you a wizard effect. oh, that sounds awesome. soy milk causes you to, you know, have soy milk, which is the worst. yeah. and then you just never hit anything. or you hit it, it doesn't do any damage. you hit it and then you quit it. you want to do the damage though, right? genuinely or generally speaking, yes, damages. oh good! i got the dunce cap as a zayzal.
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oh i can kick it around like a hockey puck. oh wait, are you talking about uh, you got little gertie, that item is awesome. it's like a cute little marshmallow. that eye is cute as a button man. i wanna play isaac hockey with it. these red ghosts are shitty. yeah they're pretty nasty. i've got no eyes but i must shoot. like my head is just a ball. yeah, you can play that game. i got the all stats up and shuffle thing. probably not too good. that's experimental treatment. could be worse. if they made that any better.
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i like mr. mega, i guess. otherconnor, thank you very much for the subscription. yeah, that's been my feeling about it as well. you get it and you're like, i don't really want this but i can't do anything about it so i guess i'll be okay with it. i'll embrace that with which i cannot change. yeah, exactly. tap, shoot, the knife, it stays forward. yeah, you can actually, we called that the northernlion is a genius and fucked your mother strategy. and it's kind of taken off as a name, but if you just mash the button, it just stays
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yeah, i mean i ate that thing. he like lives in the ground and he comes out and he's like, oh i got fucking skull heads. i live in the ground and i'll give you a pound. well he does have like these weird little kind of like dicks that kind of shoot out which is... yeah he noodles you to death with those dicks. yeah he... oh! i got godhead. wow that's like a big deal i guess. shit why didn't i... he's playing as the law so that's kind of... wait a minute dude did i muck that? yeah i totally fucked that. shit.
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let's go kill greed like 250 more times, guys. never stop d4. alright, here we go. oh look, i have mom's knife now. that's normally good. i kinda don't even like it anymore. it's normally good but i have it on incubus. i mean, it isn't combo as cool as like the tiers combo with each other. it combos decently, but... oh shit, i think they modified it. i can't shoot my knife. as lilith, it's pretty... you can't shoot it!
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i had the dodgers remote with something the other day and every time i used it it would shoot bombs and two spurts but it did not stop. it was just one two one two the entire room just over and over again until you left the room. that seems pretty good yeah, imagine if i had glitter bombs with that just infinite goodies everywhere. i'm gonna get confused okay, now i have epic fetus mom's eye that fires nine times. whoo
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no, probably not. although it depends like all other things being equal it would probably pay for itself by giving you an eternal heart at some point but i didn't want to put myself in too low of an hp position. nick there are two shoots. i saw that too i don't know why there's two shoots. where is it trying to take me? where do you think there's some kind of like 109 j going on with that? yeah, there's always 109 shoot if i've learned anything which is debatable in and of itself.
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effectively i still just aim at what i want to shoot anyway and most of the time i dodge out of the way of my my line of sight with the enemies, but i don't know man. i feel like marked is probably indisputably the most powerful item in the game if i'm being honest not in the least facetious you wouldn't even put it like top three just the top item why settle for third when you could be first? okay, ambitious
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what? that'll be taken out of context. yeah, no, how could it possibly? i mean not having to deal with this crosshair thing is what i meant. mmm, i see. i wish i could be in control of my shots myself. yeah, i wish i could shoot myself. okay. alright. i see where you're coming from on this. man, this run is like real not good right now.
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i figured out what was wrong with my shoot to whoop by the way. you have to press the direction you want to shoot still, not just use the crosshair. okay, what about this run? this seems pretty bad. what about this one? you know you can bomb reroll machines. i've forgotten that actually, thank you. i heard they break now though. yeah, but they break with coins as well so... oh, this one seems pretty good. yeah, this one seems good enough to take. crawling familiar as super bomb? is it really?
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the lasers you shoot, they actually leave a friction effect on the ground, makes you slippery. oh yeah. that's annoying. i don't support it. i'm probably gonna live. get your little turd nuggets out of here. whew. got him. oh no! this is the first time i've beat it since the patch so i don't get to go on with my run! fuck. that's alright. i'm basically done. that's so depressing. alright, i guess i'll donate my other ten cents. um... it almost looks like i really do.
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sounds pretty dope. uhhh, is that kidney shot or something? what is...? antigrav and tractor book. oh, okay. yeah, those are weird. oh, i had that yesterday. i had that with loki's horns and it was like spazzing because sometimes it would keep my tears bundled up and then the loki's horns would stay behind. it's weird. wait, so it knows when the... the beam is only in front of you, right? but loki's horn will shoot out everywhere. how does it know what to do with the other tears?
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little arrow on the ground and it points your tears because it gives you unlimited range. oh yeah. so you can just... i didn't think about that. ... across the map and your tears go all the way across. it's pretty ridiculous. i had the dunce cap with that the other day. i would not recommend. my condolences. yeah, death's touch, dunce cap, and the marked. and it does not shoot straight. it's like at an l angle wherever you put the dot. it's really confusing.
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how do you get this cool stuff? oh! you shoot it open with the rocket launcher. and then you get the jet pack to fly up. take a shot and see what happens. there's another one. i'm gonna shoot it out of the air. did you do that? okay, i want you to do that. alright, let's try this again. i love that you've made a new game out of this. i wanna know if it's possible.
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and i get the car battery, which i've gotta take. this evil eye item is cool. like, spawns like a little floating eye that goes in the direction of your tears that you shoot, but it shoots its own path of tears? huh. it's weird. more tears the better. that's my philosophy. onan's was easy, actually, but... yeah, i wanted you to start off with isaac, not chocolate milk and regular tears, so you're welcome to edmund for giving you chocolate milk. if you find piercing, you automatically lose the challenge, though, so... gg.
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i mean it didn't seem like much of a stretch for them to do something like that so, well. you can never really predict freaking tyrone and edmund, right? i feel like there's a couple of items that fuck onan streak up as well. like it really seemed like continuum was fucking me up. oh yeah, that'll mess with you for sure. maybe it was like spectral tears as well. cause i would like shoot the poop, and it would just go through the poop and then, you know, fall to the ground and hurt me. and i'm like, oh okay. sweet.
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it's not bloody lost. get it? stop taking coins from bumbo. sorry! okay, so i've got two chances to hit this dude with a freaking chaos card and i think it's gonna happen. i would really like this is like the worst brimstone synergy, but i love it because of that. the fact that when you shoot brimstone with proptosis, the beam gets narrower at the end. it's like a logical decision. i can't be mad. yep, hush is dead. that's fantastic. oh, that's so good. purity has appeared in the basement. purity.
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i would love it. i think that would be actually awesome. like guy fieri going to like an astrophysics lab and they're like well you know you we shoot these like gravitational lenses at dark matter to figure out where black holes are. you guys are fucking egghead geniuses saucy with a sinus marmy and then neil degrasse tyson is just eating like some delicious hot wings or something he's like this is a nice break from my normal duties.
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what do i do when i'm down here? do i just surrender? uh, are you too high to get over? heh. too low to get under? uh, i don't know, can i... i guess i can just shoot a bazooka. you can jetpack out of there. yeah. so with the jetpack you hold it down, right? you tap it once and then you steer with the left analog stick and tap it again when you're done. oh no! don't ease up too much fuel though, careful. oh no! oh man.
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alright, so i'm a t rex with a magical unicorn horn that can shoot glitter. now, we're kung fu fighting, t rexes with tiny little arms. maybe a little bit rough, but think about those big, massive, muscular fucking t rex legs that can just knock anybody out. imagine a roundhouse from a t rex, you'll go flying, whether you're a k pop star with those sweet dance moves, or if you're homer with those sweet writing abilities that can make an epic poem, riding a war elephant.
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wait, what happened there? did you shoot each other? i was trying to bait them into using the gun that kills yourself and then they did it but they also hit me with it. because i was standing behind them. also if you want to be defensive in this you can blow up the other cars with your car. how do you even blow up this shit? why? that makes me throw my remote. oh my god.
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