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3851.46
i really like jelly bellies. really? but they're expensive! that's the thing. that's why i will never buy them. if they're around, i'll eat them. but i'm never buying them. $5 a pound or some shit is disgusting. do you get the mixed bag or do you try and just buy the custom bag that's only what you want? i usually go for the 49. because you gotta mix it up. like, that's so many delicious flavors. but you minimize your exposure to the bad flavors by customizing. but there's hardly any bad flavors!
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2614.20
yes that's bullshit. i didn't step. i deliberately didn't step on that switch you sack of crap you're 12 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag, buddy. maybe fucking fork lick certified. no, i thought i could make it what does that mean? i don't know. it's just something that old people say man with 12 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag i think it means that you're like overflowing with shit, you know, like you're writing checks with your mouth that your ass can't cash and
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3130.50
i'm in there buddy, i'm in there with you. i promise i'm right there with you. how did you live you? you're 12 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag. whatever, they're cooked. yes! okay, that was my bad, i dulled the tower. but that way if i knew what i was doing, he'd be cooked right now. you're just lucky. you're just easy. he's one tapped man. get him, he's one tapped throw. doesn't he? who's my teammate? don't they have like a bomb or something? abrams? alright.
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1937.74
okay, okay, i see. you did 12 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag, buddy. you never stood a chance, honestly. i can give you nothing for such a paltry item. a gate somewhere opens. i know where it is. i don't know how to get there, but i know where it is. i must be slow as fuck, because like...
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2414.72
i just wanted to say stuber. i forgot about stuber, man. nowadays everybody wants to talk. did eminem do a song for that one? fuck you, man. go ahead. i'm gonna get you, you sack of crap. 12 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag. my morning routine is to drive to the local coffee shop to get coffee, then the moment my ass hits the chair at home i have to door dash food. what's wrong with me?
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3873.340
i really like jelly bellies, but really? but they're expensive. they're way too expensive. that's why i will never buy them. if they're around, i'll eat them, but i'm never buying them. five dollars a pound or some shit is disgusting. do you get the mixed bag or do you try and just buy the custom bag that's only what you want? i usually go for the 49 because you got to mix it up. that's so many delicious flavors. but you minimize your exposure to the bad flavors by customizing. but there's hardly any bad flavors.
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3223.44
try to make your website work. you don't have the cpu cycles, buddy. you're 12 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag. the sheer pomposity of it all. food guesser wouldn't do that. this is shepherd's pie, bro. this is fish shepherd's pie. there's no shot this is not from ireland. oh, go do, oh, united kingdom. get a life, fish pie. fish pie also referred to as fisherman's pie. sure, fair enough. this is like mochi. it's mochi.
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i'm also, i think i'm learning that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. so you know what i'm thinking? you draw a zed, you draw an x, play them with short letters as soon as you get them. that way you don't get stuck with them when you're down to light bag. and we, i mean we got infinite plays, we can do whatever we choose man. holy shit, it's like they gave me a word. demoting?
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7100.78
i don't think there are so many types. there's amethyst quartz, agate, and oko? o c o? i've never seen that. ah, oka, yeah, pinterio. we're not playing that yet. we should be. oh shit! you can get a five pound bag of break your own geodes for 50 bucks. that's not bad! how big is a geode? is it like the size of a grape or is it the size of your fist? no no no, they're like a tangerine size. okay, it's like a...
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9253.900
so what are you gonna do? are you just gonna have like a ziplock bag of white powder and you're gonna sprinkle it all over the pizza or are you gonna put it in a like a parmesan cheese container? i'm gonna do a an xlax cocaine mix so he'll get really hopped up and then just start shitting his pants haha yeah pound it! i just wanna run but now i just shit oh right over the ding dong oh well that ruined i'm dead
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2382.84
it's like flying first class versus flying in coach, which i've always done. you see those scums in first class and you're like, yeah, enjoy your free champagne, motherfucker. i gotta wait for this dude to heave his 75 pound luggage bag into the overhead compartment and of course it's about two inches too big before i can even sit down in my seat with the baby next to me and the alcoholic who shit his pants in the airport just before he got... anyway!
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187.98
yeah, just stand there and tank it. no big deal. that's what i would have done. nice deniers, kid. keep it up. back to fermula. that's mine. my germs. you ever consider aiming your shots? i find that it increases the efficacy of your farm. just a little deadlock tip from me to you. nice. oh, i've been lashed, whatever the fuck that means. i'm in there, buddy! i'm in there with you! i promise i'm right there with you! how did you live, you? you're 12 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag.
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646.18
i don't want to show them that we're 12 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag, okay? if you want a slice. i'm not afraid. come on. oh, fuck. please tell me they at least got hit by my ult. run, brother. they did get ulted at least. yeah, i do have to ask, um, can you... does ult go through kelvin's dome? if i'm on the other side of the dome and they're in it,
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