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eaters yeah, but you're not a stereotypical cereal eater. well. no that's true i didn't want to you know seem too hipster about it but i have invented what i call not putting milk in my cereal you do that. i do do that yeah, remember the guy that is he said he broke up with his girlfriend cuz she put water in the in the cereal i broke up with my ex girl. i hope you got back together guys. here's our breakfast i just want you to be happy together with your cereal. i want it i
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ducks aren't birds, actually. ducks are mammals. they're mammals. ducks are citations. they're actually smarter than humans, some scientists have said. citations? yep. citations needed. those things that you see at the bottom of a wikipedia page, those are all ducks. what about seeing naked pictures of your mom? she's a duck too. does she have a labyrinthian vagina? nah, i was a duck. i didn't know, but i haven't found my way out yet.
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it rolled over my body! and then another one spawned. oh, god damn it, cobalt. n.l. watch rick and morty. thank you very much for the subscription. oh, rick and morty is awesome. n.l., that car story happened to me, but it was a lady, and she screamed, what the fuck are you doing? and hit the car with every word that she said. that is actually pretty funny. geez.
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looked me in the mirror and she said crime pays. pardon me? i don't know, it's some quote from some song, i don't even know what. looked me in the mirror and she said crime pays. she looked me in the mirror. oh god, what have i done? sometimes shit just comes out of my mind. no, jeez, it's dark man. alright, it's a dingle fight. i've got number one you're still going? oh, i'm on this last run man. oh, okay.
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i don't know if i said this right, but thank you to street panther. we've been off on this tourist stuff for a while. i'm kind of like going on to another world. and thank you to sir isaac 1982 for your subscription. lin's also in my chat and she's saying you're throwing shader to culture right now. i'm not throwing shader to culture at all! i just i don't like st. patrick's day. i'm kidding. i'm kidding. it's okay. aw, it better be. calm down. i uh... i just don't like st. patrick's day. ayy! the green eyed man. thank you very much for the subscription.
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oh, there it is. there's your contribution. i think it didn't come up yet when you had said that. you guys inspired me tonight. nick skateboarding with a ferret. oh, the ferret's like around my face or something with a gas mask. uh... oh, it confuses shit out of me. kate came on and i was like, where is is she in the call or something? where is kate talking from right now? that's very odd. uh...
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i don't understand why uh, we do not condone this. what i just said. why can i not, like, jump up? ah. ahh! you know what? screw you guys. are you going home? i am home. home is where you hang your ahhh! hug me! oh fuck. this tomato sauce kill one of us with your ghost bomb. i'm alright. yeah, i i'd like you to you enter the game at some point. ugh. fuck, she's doing an nl impression. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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it's like the exact reason i love subtitles. it's like, you know, because sometimes then, like, i won't hear what a person says and kate will be like, what'd they say? and then i've got to either make something up or i've got to admit that i just don't care enough to even know what they said so she'll be like, what did ronan the destroyer say? i don't know. fucking, he's got a, he's got a scepter he wants to destroy the world, you know? just let it happen. yeah. ronan the destroyer.
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what are you here for she's coming here this lady is she's disrupting my productivity tell her i said hi, okay, say josh that hi kate oh, johnny cover 97. thanks for the subscription from 62 minutes ago. i'm much appreciated
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i don't know, just a follower run. ooh, that's not bad. so nick, i finally did the guardian challenge. oh, how did that go? i understand where you were coming from when you said that it's absolutely bullshit. at the time, and even for like the first couple of floors on the run, i was like, i mean this is weird but it's not so bad. and then i fought red mom and was just like, oh, so this is just oh, she's a stomper. you just lose!
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so you think you'll actually make some duck game levels? maybe if i get some time man like yeah, that's what i said to you every time. i know i want to beat fallout and i've been streaming a lot and when i get off stream i'm like at my girlfriend's right now, so we're spending time with each other hanging out, and then she's streaming so it's like and then i've been doing stuff on her stream too with her so it's been like 15 hour stream days so i really don't have time to chill
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i think this dick could really go places. this dick's got a drain. that dick is just a straight shooter with a little fish. wait, we're doing the exact opposite of what she asked us to do. that dick's a gym rat. oh no. first one in, last one out. luke's a doke. thank you very much for the subscription. every subscription means another two and a half minutes of talking about bear's dick, so... that seems exploitive. now that i've said it, it's legally binding.
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and what if meat man's wife is pregnant and then she had cravings for all these kinds of meats? you know what, that's the first story concocted where i'll be like, that dude's gotta do what he's gotta do. i already said what if he has a family, that could all be in that. well no, but if his family's just like...
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oh yeah, there we go. oh, we're too good. this is... this is... this is cheesecake. i'm so good it hurts. yeah, he says that. dab? no. dad? see, she's not like a fucking lsd. it's a hell of a strafing run. nice. i don't know, we're pretty good. ah, this is, uh... people said this is hard. they're wrong. except that one time that we all died.
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it's true. i've only seen the first two is what i said. oh, okay. yeah, i think there are actually five i don't know how they extended that premise to five movies. especially without the star power of reba mcentire to hold them together. i love it. she had her own show man. reba like 13 years. they never properly dealt with the worms like for the whole series. hey man, they live underground and they're hard to find. you can find them in the mid heat man! you gotta wait for them to come to you.
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see that shit put me in fox. i'll give a g on it'll be dead. no matt skags would straight up like yeah, i think that's obvious yeah see all about getting their hopes up they kind of they they they pull back don't care man. they don't care my mom's a doctor she said it's the most realistic interpretation of the medical field also. she says dr. house is bullshit. oh
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