Quotes about “She got a body like a hotel shower”
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she had a body like a hotel shower. no matter how much you play with the knobs, she just got hotter. that's not from the movie. that's my own original joke, but i liked it when it popped into my head. that's you with fantasy movies though? not really. all the lord of the rings are five stars. even though the ents are pissing me off in the second movie, when they do that shit, that's like we've decided.
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she had a body like a hotel shower. no matter how much i played with the knob, she just got hotter. you guys really liked that one. i made a note of that. that one's pretty good. okay. i should buy a byd. chibilly chinese ev ark. kate and i also... i swear this is not an anti uber driver bit. we had an uber driver... he picked us up from the airport. he said, where are you from? we told him vancouver.
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i had that like fake comedy film noir in internal monologue running and just in my head it just kind of popped in. she had a body like a hotel shower no matter how much i played with the knob she just got hotter and that one is just good it bounced around the edges of my skull for like the whole day and i laughed every time i thought about it.
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