Quotes about “Shark tank”
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that's a slightly obscure reference. if you don't know bullet ball, it's a really... you know, the older i get, the more sad i become every time i watch bullet ball, but i continue to watch it. bullet ball is a viral video from american inventors. this is a tv show that was like american idol for inventors, but it was before dragon's dead and shark tank made it to north america. it was back in like 2006? something like that.
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475.38
that wasn't me thinking, i was just, you know, that's just how i say 2006. it was a great year for me. 2006! get ready! cheers theme song! anyway, this guy goes on american inventor to impress the judges, and if they say yes to your idea, they invest in it. basically the same as shark tank. and he's like, i've invented a high caliber table game for the 21st century lifestyle. combines hockey, soccer, and ping pong.
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no. get an $19 donation if anything can happen. oh shit. oh no, you are just... i thought that was the one that drags it. oh, like you turkeys, i've been playing rocket league every day since rumble. i'm the only one who's been playing it every day. what about bear taffy? bears not with us? yeah, but he's dead. oh my god, he's dead? to my... he's not with us anymore. my standard is that bears are one of you turkeys. he's eaten by a shark. in the tank?
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586.40
they have, i was watching shark tank and this guy was pitching a bike lot. i was gonna say the same thing! were you? yeah, i was thinking about that too. they thought it was a terrible idea, right? yeah, they were like, you could just walk, get up and walk away with it. and they're like, he's like, well, there's a loud alarm on it.
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there's other, um... the other dragon's den slash shark tank adventures that showed up in that good mythical morning episode were also really bad. the worst one! and i agree with them. and i will vouch for good mythical morning, by the way. it's one of the only things i actually watch on youtube next to the music video for bone thugs and harmony first of the month. i think that's how we want to handle this.
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714.18
this doesn't smell un looted. grenades are 50 50. some people just don't pick them up because they got something better. shotguns are probably worse than 50 50. armor though! for armor to be here is pretty rare. you gotta check, right? sniper ammo or cash? cash, baby! it's money! that's kevin o'leary from dragon's den. and then he left canadian dragon's den to go on american shark tank.
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3097.78
so like i watch the daily show and colbert report all the time and sometimes i watch like any of the chef ramsay shows. they're all on there. sometimes i watch shark tank and all of that stuff has the same commercials on it. there's a little bit of diversity on occasion but it's usually focusing on the same ones. i don't understand how they could be such a big company and have so little in the way of like ad buy.
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i'm just looking for a tinted rock, you know, i don't want to waste my time on this room. fighting these enemies have no respect for me. what do you think? secret room? with no secret room access, i'm out of here. like kevin o'leary on shark tank ever since he was a turncoat went to the united states to make more money on television, came back to try to win the leadership of the
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if you wanted to be a mid game focused semi carry slash ganker, you could get really good at slarking. if you were a millionaire investment banker and people kept coming in and pitching you ideas, you might get pretty good at sharking. excuse me, sharking. shark tank trying to take their deals. it's shark tank. we call it dragoning. i like dragoning as well.
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2527.020
kind of a crazy joke from mother nature. but also kind of an awesome look if you're trying to be like on shark tank or something like that, i guess. although all those guys now, i feel like they're all on testosterone replacement therapy and like getting hair plugs and stuff like that. like for kevin o'leary, it's just his identity so he can't go back on it because it would make him look like he has insecurities, which obviously we know he doesn't.
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hot eats, cool treats every time. they should make a chicken strip basket blizzard. gravy based ice cream and then some cut up chicken strips in there. yeah, just get some goo johns in there and everything. man. i don't think there's any water i can land. there's sand though. there's a little bit of water. so i was watching shark tank yesterday as an old episode.
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but you don't want to be stuck inside of the toxic bathroom at the same time. yeah, the particles are still floating around in the air at that point. yeah, absolutely. how many seasons of shark tank have there been? i'm gonna say... like ten or something? yeah, i was gonna say nine. six foot pot? yeah.
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you'd never get anything done. well, let's go on shark tank. yeah, we're going to make better voicemail. yeah. i think this is a ten million dollar idea. i think, dude, you get in with one telecom, we're set. all we need is the existing technology and all we're going to do is speed up the voice a little bit. yeah. that's the idea. or alternatively, don't read the number out.
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