Quotes about “Shape”
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alright, maybe your bathrooms have been a lot bigger than the one i saw but it was like it was just a box exactly the same size and shape as your torso. oh you'd in the airplane back. yeah. yeah. well you got shoes on though right? yeah, i thought that was okay, that's fair. that's a bit different. i don't mind stepping on somebody's uh somebody's pee if i got shoes on yeah yeah, that doesn't bother me. i would still want some flip flops or something if i'm showering on an airplane oh
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mmm. those are good, actually. what color? green or red? it was a red one. yeah. i can now... because we keep getting these like 64 packs from costco. which, they say they're 64 packs, but it's just 32, but there's two in each package. oh, that's such a relief! a little cheap, but um... i can now tell what flavor it is when i reach into the box and feel the shape of the granola bar. that's pretty cool.
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is that because of your graphics card that you changed that? no, it's um... i actually accidentally left it on 1080 once. and it just worked. and people were like, wow, it looks really clear today. and i was like, well, that's weird. i wonder why. if we ever encounter some latency, we can put it down to 720, but we'll see. oh, it was a retro vision joke. i see. i see. now i got a little too bent out of shape. i took a personally, i apologize.
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yeah, well he's not actually a rock, he's just a fuzzy friend. oh, okay. he goes, rock, meow. why did they ever shape pet rocks into forms of animals? that'd be like, way better. they probably did. yeah, actually. yeah, like a chinchilla. chinchillas aren't made of rocks. ah, you say that, but i mean, have you ever actually looked inside of a chinchilla? no, i've never seen inside of one. well, there you go. what kind of stuff's in there for you? i mean, it could be rocks, that's all i'm saying.
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mm hmm double folded you create like a fan shape like a 90 degree wedge put it in each corner four slices of meat perfect sandwich coverage see i appreciate the volume that you're going for there me personally i go for the more freeform style where i just kind of layer the meat and let it flop as if it were a you know a puffy pirate. no. i'm a fan of flopping me. yeah mm hmm yeah, okay, but
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in the basement on top of him. and including the rock band drums, there were some eggshells. eggshells? yeah, i do. but people are gonna think we're an ass. they were his eggshells. yeah. he was eating hard boiled eggs because he wants to be an astronaut one day. and uh... it's brain food. yeah, it's that, you know, keeping himself in that chris hadfield shape. and then, um, he just left his eggshells around in our basement. so we just piled the eggshells on him while he slept. books, all the rock band instruments, like...
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motherfucker is all i got you have a plantain stuffing no, no why? that point why are you just like blend some beats into the shape of a log and then cook it have a beet loaf i don't support your plantain bullshit. it's not a contain supernova. okay fuck i
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yeah, what's the matter? dan, did you just want your survivor audition? i honestly think dan could win survivor. i wouldn't be surprised. i've seen people ask him why he doesn't do it and he's like, i'm just not interested in that show, which is fair. he's in good shape, you know? he should try to win the real housewives of orange county. i hear that's very competitive. isn't one of the rooster teeth guys on the next season of the amazing race? is he really? that would not surprise me either. we're not that far off then.
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but you can't change what you did already last year. that's exactly what they say, like, yo, you know i'm gonna get in shape this year. well, they say, well, you know the best time to get in shape was last year, the second best time is tomorrow. it's an idiom that's used to are you like a time lord or something? no, it's not literal, it's to stop people from being paralyzed by inaction because they think they've missed a window on something.
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he's yeah, that is wrong somewhere in the middle. i can't get behind either of you definitely don't want to slurp mayo ever i see like a big glop of mayo if it's one there inside if it's two dimensional male like a layer i'm okay with it when it starts to have like contours, and you're like oh, this is like a three dimensional shape here that's when i'm like i need to get a napkin and wipe some of that shit off. oh
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