Quotes about “Shaolin”
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i think it's gotta be at the same or less viscosity as semen. is that a shaolin monk? in a photo frame? it's a krillin. that's krillin, yeah. it's an old school krillin. uh, they're scanning his photo though, cause he's updating for the new millennium. uhhhhhkay. wait, maybe krillin's for sale. is that maybe like a really poorly drawn book? no. they put him in a room. i think.
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victor wimbayama spotted at a shaolin temple with his head shaved. i need rob kerik from the globe and mail on that shit immediately. i did not see that, but i need to know. did you see the yutai lee video about granville island? i didn't! that's the type of shit i gotta get on though, man. that's the type of shit i gotta get on.
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justin hates my ass right now, dude. he wants me to die. you ever see shaolin soccer? you can say it. you're allowed to say you want me to die. i may have seen it. why was he so mean to mui after she got her makeover, bro? it's fucked up. he was like, i love you. and then she got a makeover and he was like, i want to be your friend. and then she was she looked like e.t. and he went, i love you. so crazy. ok, i'll play rambo. going up that. yes. w. bush.
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chad, it's mugenix release day! but more importantly, someone said, why are you actually good at reviewing movies on letterboxd? are you talking about my 4 out of 5 shaolin soccer review that said, get it twisted, you are one open entry tournament away from generational wealth?
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swiss army men, obligatory, good movie, but i honestly think it wedges itself in around 54 here. slacker is going to be going up. 28 years later would be more close to the mid. i'll be honest, slc punk is probably around there as well. i think the killer is appropriately placed. i'd probably move oh brother where art thou over shaolin soccer.
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what, straight? oh yeah, like there. like the one in shaolin. yeah, like then russia can't get to you guys anyway. and you can probably peace out france before they have a chance to do anything. yeah, i'm actually going to see if i can get a little chunk of castile, because i can technically separate piece them. but... by all means. it'll depend. i got pressure because scandinavia is being sieged to hell. and our other goal is just going to be to surround ile de france. yeah. okay. i think it's pretty sore. it's well underway.
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let's see if i can donkey kick you from the back of your head. no, you're too far away. you're still alive there, huh? yeah, i decided i would do a sweet shaolin flip instead of lose. now we're in an interesting position because, you know, i can't really... you might ring out. yeah, exactly. i can't touch the ground. yes! you won! congrats. can you see the replay? yes.
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woo ew. wu tang. it's called wu tang shaolin style is what it is. okay. what was that out on? it's on the ps1, actually. that sounds like i should play it. yeah! i wanna play that! sounds awesome! it's subpar. wait. i don't doubt that, but... subpar. probably awesome. subpar, though. probably awesomely subpar, though. yeah, exactly.
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you got an unfair advantage. alright, this one i'm not even gonna give you a chance to answer. what is the main activity in the game mortal kombat shaolin monks? dancing, playing guitar, praying or fighting? praying, praying!
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shaolin monks, they're trying to pull a fast one on you here. i would play a shaolin monks dancing game. yeah, especially if it used like old shaolin music that was played on like the like the chinese guitar. how about a wu tang clan dancing game? that would also be fine. yeah.
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there's some people who really like baz luhrmann. put these mortal kombat games in order of release starting with the earliest. deception, deadly alliance, shaolin monks, armageddon. i was really hoping they were gonna be numbered 1 through 4. oh fuck, i don't know man. i could actually tell you this if you give me all the names again.
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