Quotes about “Shake”
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it seems you're looking for a real estate agent, am i correct? based on your wedding ring, i can tell you're married. that puts you between the $100,000 and $150,000 bracket. i have four homes available for checking out, but you'll choose this one. that's like a half baked snl skit right there. i mean honestly you gave it a better shake than i was planning on so thank you for that. yeah, i'm into it.
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how about i give michael caine giving his top five films about a desert island and christopher nolan is trying to explain the actual concept of desert island films to him at the same time. that would be something along the lines of, first you gotta shake cash away, absolutely. michael, they're not films about desert islands, mate. they're films you would take to the desert island.
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pretty easy to find just make some noise. they constantly come up. yeah, they're trying to that was the whole problem. oh i fucked up! i fucked up too. oh god. no! rachel! haha! april fools, fools. april fools. oh! nice! that made my nose itch. look at this. he saves it, you shake it, and then you bake it.
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fuck for like probably like at least five years so holy shit, dude. yeah that's like you know several hundreds of thousands of dollars. oh, yeah. thanks for de sub thanks for the sub and you two cap and shake and bake i bet it's a meatball marinara. yeah. yep with the thanks for de sub. oh, i see. yeah. okay, i get it well, yeah, that's why you know
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it's i mean it's a pretty decent place. i don't know you go to blog to yo though and then there's all these snobs that are like oh it's so overrated and stuff. it's like it's over 24 hours, man. it's alright they make an for their apple they can get an apple pie shake they just make an apple pie and then they take a piece of it, and they blend it up with some ice cream and shit i haven't had it but
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maybe even dancing too. yeah. in the moves department, you might be able to cut some rugs. what does that mean? like i know what it implies, but what does it mean to cut a rug? you shake your heels left and right in a way that breaks the rug apart. you're actually physically breaking the rug. yeah, remember the twist, you know where you kind of wiggle your butt left and right and you shake your heel. why break rugs when you can break nugs instead?
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he's also playing counter strike at the same time, cut and break. okay, desert eagle, stop double q ing, man! playing two poker tournaments at the same time! expert's above pro, right? is veteran above pro? it goes, uh... pro veteran expert legend master, i think? or maybe master legend? i didn't realize it went that high. we just gotta shake it off, sing some t swift. that'll get us in the mood. t swift. you gotta shake it off, shake it off!
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oh! ah! yooo! i shot it because it looked bad and then i made it so much worse. that's oh god what is that shot? he was right there in front of the dang goal. oh no never mind. well that thing really hugged the curves there. yeah son of a biscuit. shake it out, shake it out. the cockit league. a cock ta league. rocket cockit league.
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shake my head they were paid to play this yeah that's when um when we said what was this game about i don't really know bear just gave it to us bear paid us to play it you know in a way that's technically kind of correct oh yeah it is actually but we are gonna cover it uh we are gonna cover it on the round table podcast so in a way bear does pay us to play it and now that you sound defeated i'm just malnourished
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that's a bitters semen. i guess is the other one put some semen in there little salt shake it not stirred salts led dennis. thank you very much for the subscription as well. how you doing nick? you know i'm fine i'm just kind of taking it with a mom right now. can i kick it yes you can okay, i didn't know there was a call in response to that or i would have done it see tribe called quest they know what's up, but can i kick it talking about my nut bag? no? can i kick it?
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there's so much water here, cobalt, please. all over my keyboard. i had to flip my laptop upside down and shake it violently while blowing into it. what? you gotta put some rice in there, man. yeah, you gotta rice! you leave it in a dry bottle of rice. fuck me. dry probably a bag more so than a bottle, to be honest. yeah. didn't know there was magician tricks like that. oh my god, this is great.
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that's very suspicious. why is he shaking his hands so much? there's probably a good reason for that, actually. shake my hand! it's too late to transfer the microfilm.
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the color blends in with the bar? eh, maybe. as an american, we're culturally trained to trust anyone wearing a ten gallon hat. that's definitely true. if you see a dude wearing a ten gallon hat, he's a texas millionaire. and if you shake his hand firmly, he'll offer you a job. he'll just offer you a check. yeah.
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kinda bugs me a little bit how much people put into that, cause like, i don't have the strongest wrists and some people go so aggressive it feels like they're gonna dislocate my wrist when they shake my hand. yeah, to me it's like just some animal kingdom shit. like if somebody shakes my hand... it's like, oh, i'm an alpha. exactly. if they shake my hand firmly, i'm like, that's okay. but if they actually like hurt me, i'm like, this dude's just an asshole.
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