Quotes about “Sepsis”
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11338.720
it's gonna heal, but it's not like you can sterilize it. like it's gonna be submerged in shit all the time. yeah. put a band aid on it. i think people die from that, right? they get like sepsis or whatever? why are we doing this? because my poop was like a friggin' diamond, man. tell us once we're not online. you know what it looked like in like anime when a dude's arm pops off and then he gets like a prototype arm?
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3258.960
how do you die if your bladder explodes? sepsis? sep yeah. what's sepsis though? it's when your own body poison kills. blood gets infected. your stomach can be pierced and then you go septic. any of your intestines pretty much will make you go septic if they leak. oh he's leaking! not sepsis you gross! okay i gotta give me a step and i gotta pee. different website. if you're looking for it, you gotta search that in a different search bar.
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2420.02
seven of my friends would just constantly bring up the same misrepresented food poisoning take from 2015 over and over as i slowly have my whole body colonized by staphylococcus bacteria and pray that i don't slip into sepsis overnight when i'm unconscious and unable to get to the hospital fast enough to be treated before it proves lethal. that would make for some serious golden age content. i really appreciate it.
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2447.28
anyway, thanks for the gifted subscriptions. wow, that's very specific. yeah, i wonder why i wonder why it's very specific. i am very smart how'd you come up with that one? i don't know what this i literally spit take that the sepsis joke is
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901.74
that i'm mad at but like i do want to talk to her and be like so what are you like what is the proper use case for like a family doctor right now like i'm happy that we have a place for our daughter to get her routine vaccinations and stuff like that but apart from that i feel like you're just there so my wife can get pamphlets on like grief counseling after i die from sepsis after being medically neglected i otherwise don't really understand what role you're serving in this
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929.70
this system right now fine. dude. that's the third time i've said that exact joke about the grief counseling pamphlets and the sepsis i tried it in a group chat. i got no response maybe people thought it was too macabre. i tried it in the discord. i got no response maybe people thought it was too macabre or maybe they were like, oh he's so pretentious. he knows what sepsis is. oh
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1237.20
the bear is so good. jay, i'm not suggesting it's not good, okay? i'm just... i was out here talking about how i was nearly killed by blood poisoning, sepsis of the damn leg. people were like, well that's cool, have you watched the bear on hulu? and i'm like, i get it, it's about, you know, chicago beef sandwiches or something like that. i hear it's great, okay? i just haven't at the time this week. i've been too busy dying.
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626.76
hubble. i don't think so. tycho brahe. this dude literally, is this true by the way that he pissed himself to death? he held in his, and don't just say yes because you've heard it. is there like a verifiable historian that can tell me if this guy held in his pee so much that his bladder exploded and he died of sepsis? that's why i always try to go before the stream. frederic, oh my god.
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3181.42
is food poisoning not serious at all or do you need to have 24 hour medical supervision in case we need to figure out if you're gonna do a do not resuscitate order? make up your mind. because when i'm like, hey, if i didn't get that, i had to fight tooth and nail to get 12 antibiotic capsules and if i didn't have them i probably would have been dead by now due to sepsis or something. people are like, yeah, sure, i stubbed my toe once, i know what it's like. or is it the sort of thing where it's an immediate
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4701.64
after the food poisoning that may have progressed to early stage sepsis. but i am eager to see, tomorrow will be a palatine day getting back in the groove, i am eager to see, okay, that's just how you run that, what the palatine output is. because i was doing real well in early june,
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3284.26
it's just sugar and like aspartame in pill form, right? these don't do anything. this is what you take when you like have a headache. although i will say, when i frickin' smashed my thumb into the door, as you can see right here, mind the subungual hematoma, i did take a tylenol, i think it helped out. anybody else think tylenol actually does something? maybe. maybe, i could see it. i once had sepsis, they gave me literally two ibuprofen. that's crazy.
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3317.74
they should be in prison. maybe, i don't know, maybe they should get a medal of... i would love to know your thoughts on this. i want to start this by saying that i don't know if i had sepsis. and i know people are probably like, you would know. but like, i don't know if i... because like it when when my leg was getting all messed up from the infection that i had, like
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3346.12
it hurt really bad to the extent that like literally wearing long pants hurt my legs. just the feel of the fabric on my leg was not unbearable but like extremely unpleasant. that's a rash, it's not sepsis? no, like i was...
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3367.36
it was not a rash, okay? it was either the start of sepsis, like i said, like pitting edema and stuff like that as well on my leg. like if i pushed in my leg, the skin dented and it didn't normally it comes back instantaneously, but it was staying down for like 10, 20 minutes. the doctor was like, oh shit, like that's not right. maybe not sepsis, but like i forget what the precursor to sepsis is.
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3441.24
i was like, listen, i don't want to be like a huge thorn in the medical system side and be like i diagnose myself online. but like all my systems, all my symptoms seem to line up with this thing that i just found out about online called sepsis or cellulitis. i had cellulitis, i just had to use crutches. are you telling me it's not just a rash? because twitch chat despite never having seen it before or knowing that it existed seemed pretty confident that it was just a rash or something.
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4839.40
a beer bong for the lady. but then i was losing it man because i was like what the hell it's like 32 sam adamses is like $28 that shit would be like $400 in bc. what am i buying? what am i selling drugs? are they buying them, selling them? hey by the way you can't make fun of my um when i misspeak or when i lose my train of thought because i googled sepsis yesterday. hey did you know and now i don't have a 100%
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4870.26
guaranteed diagnosis of sepsis. it's a little bit of a self diagnosis from the food poisoning saga last year. but did you know that post sepsis, even if you live like somewhere between 8 and 72% of people that had sepsis experienced cognitive decline?
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4891.72
i don't know if maybe i've just been sort of like, you know, i have a toddler. i haven't been sleeping that well. that could also explain cognitive decline or getting like a little bit older as well could explain some cognitive decline. but i'm like nah man, now i finally have a reason. it's the damn sepsis. but the good news is they said it only lasted on average 6 to 18 months. we're already like 8 months in. so i'm like at least halfway there. i'm halfway to being as smart as i used to be. that's kind of exciting.
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8 is not half of 18. bro, you can't... i'm... the sepsis, dude! the sepsis! what the hell is this? i've been insulted beyond all comparison. we just lost a triple kangaroo squad. there's some pain involved there. you lose 25,000 neurons per year after turning 25. am i crazy to think that that doesn't sound like that much? thanks for the help with my ox, brother. don't you have like several billion or something?
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