Quotes about “Seltzer mom”
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this is raindish. i should have gone with the obvious man. okay. alka seltzer. blue remote. when in doubt, physical descriptions. so it's gotta be so edgy. okay. mom's old bra. mom's tea holder. mom's bra or mom's rotten bra. i bet he said rotten. nope. oh, crass. you gotta go crass. isaac for dummies. book for dumb people. bloody tooth. spacebar tooth? that's implied.
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alright, and we are back in the fairway. good to see ya. oh that win will take it boys. it'll take it. it took it. oh. roll roll roll. third shot already. house mom drink white claw. house mom drink white claw. there's like everyone drinks white claw now. i've never had one and i probably never will. you've never had a seltzer?
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