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3676.140
what am i drinking? seltzer and cherry juice. seltzer and cherry juice? yeah, you mix them together. it's like soda that isn't super sweet. i still gotta get a sodastream, man. you don't need it. you just pour the two things into the same glass. it actually works just the same. i think i'm gonna get a sodastream. 169! thanks, jumble iakea! dayman, fighter of the night, champion of the sun, master of karate, and friendship for everyone.
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4767.560
a blockade we will construct, and they will pay for it! well done. so space wheels donated $5, and says, malf, what is your favorite juice? but i'm expanding that to everybody. cherry juice. cherry? really? you're a wild man. just like concentrated or watered down a little bit. i put it in seltzer. that's crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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6907.540
the, um... i won't say the name because like i said it's a fr it's not a franchise and you don't really want to give away where i am. but um... but the only downside to it is they don't serve any soda or anything at all. they'll serve... they serve like... boring old water? ... fresh squeezed juice in seltzer water. and it's like... that sounds so refreshing. it sounds it but it really does not turn out to be. like i had the orange one.
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2360.240
you don't swallow the spaghetti before you take a drink of something? no, i'm just fucking with you guys. oh, thank god. but nick, answer the spaghetti conundrum. uh, no, i wouldn't do it with spaghetti. what would you do it with? what's the most absurd food you'd do it with, you think? uh... asparagus. oh, fruit salad with seltzer water. it's like making your own blend of personal fruit drink in your mouth. i feel like this isn't the original question that we were, like, so you don't do it for most meals, then.
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6031.600
when i went to drink it again another time, i got like a glob of bacteria in my fucking mouth. that is happening to me too actually, it's gross. yeah, and so since then i've been like nope never again, never again. everything goes into a cup. well i think you left that tea out for like four days. well that happens to me. that specifically happens with tea. do you know those polar seltzer bottles? they're like kind of smallish. they're like big enough that you can maybe drink it over a couple days.
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2321.260
i believe it was just an absence of well, if that is the case, then yes, that's a logical fallacy. if that wasn't the case, however, if that wasn't the case... please buy this painting. good enough, i'll take it. how do you feel about hard seltzer? i just found out that's a thing that exists. hard seltzer? yeah. the fuck does that mean? like a alcoholic seltzer.
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2345.120
carbonated alcohol, i don't understand alcoholic seltzer yeah, me either, but it exists, and i saw it at a store you guys want to drop pikachu? oh, that's easy. i could do that. oh, yeah, push this always up for sale minimalist potion seller then let's do it. i'm not gonna draw matt sundin there we go. that's out of control potion
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2377.100
eggplant. no, i am slightly ignorant because i was gonna say alcoholic seltzer makes no sense to me. because when i think of seltzer, what i think of is that it's zero calorie. and as soon as you put alcohol into it, it now has calories. but that's not necessarily the defining characteristic.
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2394.340
yeah, and liquor doesn't exactly have a high concentration. liquor actually does, and it's terrible for you. is it? yeah. oh, well, good to know. i don't drink liquor, so i feel good about it. well, no, like... the seltzer in question also had flavoring. it was like, you know, fruit flavors as well. but they said it was mostly just it tasted like sparkling water, and it had alcohol, 5%. i think it was called white claw.
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7007.400
thank you, i had a swig with my seltzer. nice! there's no okay there we go it's just me. wow. alright ghostchasers. why are you looking at me? why are we looking at each other? oh man. drink verification can to continue. why? dude i'm telling you, the ghost always goes for the player in the fourth slot. i doubt it.
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7237.380
wasted invis rune. yup. oh, well. real wasted. hello? i'm gonna be so wasted on seltzer.
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2576.500
i keep a loaf of bread and some bagels. i keep some cream cheese, some cottage cheese. i have a lot of cheeses i found out. a lot of seltzer. i keep a ton of seltzer. usually some fruit juice. i'm gonna die now. okay. how much seltzer? usually like i get one of the half sized bottles. i usually get ten of those because they're a dollar each. ten half sized bottles. like one liter bottles. yeah. yeah, okay.
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8609.440
good. what is it? it's like a seltzer and baby food mixed together. no, fucking baby food. it's like an ice cream soda, kinda, but it's not. what to do when a really tall person sits in front of you at the movie theater? ask them politely to shrink or spit on the back of their neck. i choose option two every time. fucking, that first one was so absurd, it got me. i love it. i'm not expecting that.
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1426.560
jim and lemon drink? what does that mean? like instead of lemonade. like neosichin? it could probably be like lemon juice and seltzer water. it won't let me know. it just won't let you at all. you can do it now, you just can't do it when you're on the same batter that you tried to do it on before. oh, you're right. so the problem i was having is i assumed that it would assume the pitcher is who i want to substitute. alright, you got six seconds though. you just gotta do it.
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