Quotes about “Scanners”
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i would be worried if there was. i'd be wondering what kind of procedures they're performing if they need security. now at high schools... high schools have scanners and security agents. i'm actually really happy i just missed the, uh, you have to go through an x ray to come into high school. oh, i didn't. oh, really? yeah. well, actually, no, i actually did. i did miss metal detector.
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do you guys always have to go through the machines where you put your arms up and it does a little scan? only if we're flying to or from america, honestly. really? see, because they still have the other scanners at laguardia, but i have ever since i've flown since they've had those machines, i have always had to go through them. they were trying to phase them out for a while and i think they went and doubled down in the other direction.
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cowboy bust or large melee it might if there's like if it's two handed. oh, no, it's one handed so i guess none it makes a really nice bonk sound though, which is great, please let me into the maintenance closet laundry is there fire axe and laundry? dr. hitman walks away. you need a fire axe man. i'm coming a menace to society oh the scanners just look for the color of your clothing. oh
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yeah, it looks like it's from the 80s or something i don't know what that's from but it always creeps me out when i see it because it looks too real talking about the guy that shot himself at a news conference. oh fuck tell don't tell me that's actually real. yeah. yeah. yeah, that's real it's from scanners
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oh my god dude, you scared me so bad. i thought i just saw someone's head explode and i was like i don't want to know what that looks like well, don't look up bud dwyer if you don't know i don't want to look up but dwyer and i've heard of him before yeah, oh scanners is a documentary. it's not cheeks this is right, okay this
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the scanners aren't reporting anything. what's the scanner say about the door's power level? there's a big dirt pillar. there's a weird like black you door in your room. austin. dude, i did not. hold on. okay, i found the thing coming back. what's going on down here? look at it. oh, don't bring me back. okay. what? yo, let's open this. wait, let me dump my inventory then i'm down.
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366.82
they are the fastest scanners of all time. it's the only store on earth where these scanners are waiting for the customers instead of vice versa. like i'm always like, i've got to get my card out like three carts in advance. otherwise they hold out the scanner and if you have to fiddle around for your card, you're like, i'm the piece of crap. hey, enel, due to your toe walking, you think you'd be better than the average guy at walking in high heels? yeah.
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1853.58
okay, this is a big one. this is our last moment on this machine. 30 tokens. honestly, you're a bunch of scanners. you should be ashamed of yourselves. waiting for final push. me when i'm in the delivery room. pov, i am an obstetrician. coin spent a thousand. tickets won 219. i'd have to say that that's a pretty bad ticket to coin ratio, personally.
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we let him out. containment breach, containment breach. never mind, they know what they're doing. they hit me with the dang video drone. i'll hit you with a crash 2005. no, i'm gonna hit you with a infinity pool. no, that's a different cronenberg. i'm gonna hit you with a crash 1996. wrong cronenberg. but it's tough because i could have gotten my way out of crash. there are david cronenberg movies i would have a hard time getting out of, but this is why god gave us skips. i'm gonna know somebody in scanners.
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i'm not gonna know anybody in scanners. i do know somebody in scanners! michael ironside, take me to starship troopers. okay. one cast lifeline to get out, i'm feeling okay. showgirls, okay? i definitely hate this. i'm gonna hit you with a robocop so you don't hit me with a robocop. because i can't think of anything else that kurtwood smith is in. they skipped me.
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hey NL, how often do you get carded by the costco greeter? i just got my membership and i get carded every single time somehow. you get carded every time. that's not like a you thing. that's not like you look like you don't have a membership. i'm sure you look, you know, perfectly membership capable. but they get you every time. they did put in scanners here as well. now you gotta scan it on top of that. where do you get your glasses from?
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2298.72
now all of a sudden he will divide us? it's not my fault your boss hit the return to work order. don't blame me for that one, i got no control over that. i work in a warehouse sir, that's kind of based. do you have a like one of those beep beep a scanner like they do retinal scanners or something? what happens if somebody tries to come in behind you after you scan that? i guess if you know them you're like come on in. if you don't know them you're like
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it's pretty easy to recognize like vancouver if you live here, okay? let me show i'll prove it to you right now. oh, i got a log in the hell man. i've got like a lifetime premium subscription login now. hmm. that doesn't look like the right email. can they just get like retinal scanners or something like this is crazy. you're such a boomer. no, i'm not boomers literally have one password for everything.
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