Quotes about “Ruin your life”
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like i get that it's a more pleasant experience like no no seven year old having the time of his life is gonna like ruin your ability to play you know and sign sir and sign majors reporting for duty like no no kids gonna be like mom i'm hungry but at the same time it was just like i don't know the vibe was was weird for me. wait did it did they shut it down? i don't know it's preparing to be sunset or it's shut down already. okay i'm gonna look up some videos on it because
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3806.62
you eat on your peloton? you got it bro. like 40 to 60 grams of carbs for every hour of riding. like, you know, this is an amateur hour over here. yeah, who said watching nl in the shower is a vibe? can i give you like, it's not a life pro tip. like you're not going to ruin your life, i think, if you don't follow this advice. me personally, if i could give you just a shower tip, don't watch videos in the shower.
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1700.74
give me a little slice of that, please. okay. okay. give me a little slice. a little slice? i did i thought i got poisoned just cuz i heard the bubbles. i hate the way he looks like so... he's like, hey look at me. i'm gonna ruin your life. great play, great play. we don't we're not sweating it.
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729.60
one cost ragnarok is a gimme. and then maybe like a two cost third eye just to see what you're pulling. and i would say, anytime you can pull ex machina is good because it adds cards to your hand instead of drawing them. which means the miracles are going to cost what they're supposed to cost. and then on this turn, put it politely, you're not really doing anything, so i'm just going to ruin your life. okay, so this feels like a decent proof of concept.
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2180.98
now i gotta get out, i gotta put my pants back on, i gotta go to the back door, i gotta figure out whether it's garbage and recycling or just recycling, and then i gotta drag the cans out. like, it's not that big of a deal, but i'm trying to tell you that i am god's strongest soldier. and like, you can't skip a garbage day. it'll ruin your life, especially when they only take the garbage once every two weeks.
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1842.60
and i've still got two evasion. so we definitely move here so we can ruin your life. xucha, shield, shield, more mid roll movement. you're going to hit me for two. i'm going to hit you for two. that's a trade i'll make any day of the week. similarly, i think we want to be over one. we're taking three. guess what? well, you got to wait a second. there's a shield. there's a shield.
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1790.900
you're so lucky i'm actually nice. because i feel like... i'm not one of those people who's like, whoa, how many fingers am i holding up? but if that's throwing you for a loop, i could ruin your life right now. you put a staggering amount of trust in me or walked into this situation with a startling degree of naivete. you put your life in my hands and i don't even know who you are. so you got lucky this time, but fucking be careful next time you do that shit because someone could ruin your life, someone could ruin your brain forever. we are going to keep you safe here.
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1824.900
you're very lucky. look, chad would ruin your life just for sport. you're literally fine. you're okay. it's not gonna last forever. have a drink of water. if shit gets too real, just go lay down on the couch or something. you'll be okay. don't read everything that they're writing in chat. because they're not telling the truth. i know it seems like they're telling the truth and it's overwhelming. and there's like, these people are not real. it seems like they're surrounding you right now, but their presence is not corporeal. it's only digital. you're literally gonna be fine. don't listen to them.
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but if we do, we just send the energy potion out there and then we weaken you with that. not too bad. now a knife trap probably kills, man. but first, keep in mind you can't draw. 24 shivs? yeah, i think that'll fucking ruin your life, man. pretty satisfying. and hey, i get to heal for two, man. don't forget about healing for two. now here's where things get very interesting.
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what a mess. oh, this is good. look at that momentum. you just got all freaking bull horvat over here yet. there you go. set it up. yo, i can't believe it worked that was so good. oh, yeah, i did try to hit it again and ruin your life. that's okay i'm glad you missed it
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it's not that long. i'm gonna ruin your life via words. i'm gonna give you a cognitohazard that makes you live every day as if it's your last, but not in a cool, like, feel the rain on your skin sort of way, but in a melancholy way where you're looking around your shoulder at every corner, waiting for the specter of death. then you'll know. then you'll know the error of your ways. so long ults? well, i don't have... my damage isn't high, so i don't have anything else to talk about right now. only you can let it in.
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666.44
master of strategies is like the exact card i want. it's still good, like this is a good situation. i don't think we have time to make the cultist potion work. i think we just gotta go all in. and then scry. we don't need to see a defend because we have to ruin your life. now the question is... i think just looking at what we have in our draw pile, we have enough next turn to kill you so i'm not gonna enter vigilance.
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