Quotes about “Rock beats paper”
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almost killed you yeah, i'm going for full sd rocks. uh you know what i'll take i'll take full responsibility for that i figured out how to make a circle around i'm not it's not really wanted to do, but how'd you do that one? that was great? he is dead full circle was i don't even remember click random buttons and it happens rock beats scissors well, so we had to cast paper on this guy oh
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saying shit like, fuck putting a man on the moon, we need to figure out how paper beats rock. in a world like that, it just feels so strange, man. i'm not shirtless right now. i swear i'm not shirtless. oh no, wait, you're saying you're gonna be... you're waiting to be shirtless until chicken potato makes you a shredded monster? i'm putting down money on it? can i tell you something? i'm being dead ass with you. i swear this is 100% true. i would put a heart rate monitor on the screen right now. i thought i didn't have abs.
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how are you gonna mount a deer like hidalgo mid stride, grab its horns and generate enough force to break its neck? that's madness. it's like qte. maybe, yeah, maybe if you're legolas. i think it's like rock, paper, scissors. maybe i beat wolf. wolf definitely beats deer and deer definitely beats me.
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pretty powerful right now. well, this is a great room when you can just fly. and if you're not paying attention, you might have missed that tinted rock right there. which, in the whole scheme of things, is only giving us one bomb. but hey, one bomb beats no bombs. not sure if you've ever played bomb, paper, scissors before. but that's exactly how that shit goes down. we will not use anarchist cookbook here. because that would be a fucking death sentence. we lost the spirit heart anyway. but that's okay. stay the fuck away.
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no thanks. i'd rather sit on an accordion and watch a documentary about the civil war. robbie robertson turning both keys of the nuclear football. so true. i wish i'd been a writer for the cleveland show instead. got it. that's got to sting. you ever think that we have like a little generational rock, paper, scissors? millennials beat boomers, but gen z beats millennials, but boomers beat gen z. explain that. millennials are weak to gen z right now.
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so i'm gonna say you take some of the letters from this. remixed. you take these letters, rearrange it, it makes paper and it beats rock, bro! that's huge! why does it beat rock? i don't know, man. we gotta ask buzz aldrin about that one. i'm still trying to figure it out. most is a bullshit indicator. it's all bullshit. that's true. i guess paper doesn't beat rock. we've always said it just covers it. just covers it.
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you know, ridiculous extent, but it certainly seems like it's got the super rock paper scissors sort of mechanics, except instead of like rock paper scissors, it's like when you were a kid and you'd play like rock paper scissors, then some kid would pull out like a hand grenade, and then you'd be like, okay, well i got water, like i got a bucket of water that beats hand grenade. then they'd pull out like, you know, sand, and they'd be like, well the sand soaks up all the water, and i'd be like, what the heck? i'm just gonna throw scissors then.
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it beats scissors. my dumb ass was about to say it beats paper, i swear it to you. paper covers rock is some bullshit. you know what? even as a kid, i was thinking that. paper covers rock really doesn't make much sense. like why doesn't the rock just bust through the paper? or how about this one? you ever be playing, we called it rock, paper, scissors, or i, or we called it paper, scissors, rock when i grew up, by the way. it wasn't rock, paper, scissors. but i've americanized my verbiage here.
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it's just it depends on what path you want to see through your your level right like there's times when you want to watch out for ramps there's times you know watch for line of sight. there's times when you watch for air directions what are you talking about? it's a little rock paper scissors about what you need to pick to counter you mean like rock paper scissors versus the level yeah, yeah, okay, nick drop the beats not bombs okay please deliver your master's thesis on mexican cuisine no i
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yeah, but my brother's never seen that so he doesn't know oh okay, don't let him watch it then if the chinese zodiac was like rock scissors paper i'm pretty sure dragon would be the dynamite that just beats everything yeah, and then explode. it's rock paper scissors it's not rock scissors paper. we used to call it scissors paper rock you that is back that is dumb that is bass ackwards
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