Quotes about “Revenge”
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well, they make the other version of that show. what is it called? it's like a... shark tank! which i watch already, but there's not enough shark tank. isn't... don't they have like shark tank on every day followed by like revenge of shark tank? it's like once a week if you're lucky. sh shark tank. followed by where are they now? shark tank edition. they tried a secondary thing and it was really boring. nobody wants to know about the business past like 20 minutes at most. that's true.
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can you stomp stuff maybe or? oh, i was hoping it would be taurus. oh, it is taurus. it's just taking a long time to get there. oh, man. do you have an orbital go with it at least? yeah, i got sackdagger, so... oh, that's really good. gotta get a little speed with it. i've got revenge fly as well, which is just lovely. i also think i have tech 2, which is like, we're just balling out of control on this run. super glad i went to that six room.
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oh there goes that crate! okay... sweet revenge here maybe. both of you killed one of my worms, i don't know who to go for. go for yourself. if i dig you're just gonna throw a nade in my hole.
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at least we got one transformation here. it's not the right one, but... you got lord of the flies? i got lord of the flies, man. oh! i got big fan and revenge fly, and i don't even know what the other one was. you know, i still don't know exactly what lord of the flies does. i don't understand it yet either. you fly, and if an enemy creates flies, they become your flies.
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it seems. what is all this twitter shit? what's going on on twitter? i don't even... lots of... you're still mad about the hearts? hate. lots of hate? yeah. towards you? no, no, no, not me. towards the game. in the next afterbirth patch we are changing all the hearts to stars to punish people so i can get my sweet, sweet revenge. 1.5k likes. 486 retweets. nice.
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alright, i re rolled again. it was a good run, but it had to go. it had served its time. whoa, this is the boss room already? what? i went through two rooms. what are these? this tear effect is really cool. like not the random shooting, but like the occasionally super glowing tears. i like that a lot. got me revenge on mr. fred. yeah, i don't like that guy. oh, it's dead eye. that's cool. i'll enjoy that for about 15 seconds until we re roll it again.
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make it care boys. oh i have had my revenge like immediately i never moved the trick with the hook is that you end up or the other person ends up wherever you start. i'll just wait oh, okay sure. i was waiting for you to be polite. oh the recovery still in it is only because of mutual failure yeah pretty much mutually assured failure
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you know they should have had jaws from jaws 4 in... smash brothers? yeah and smash brothers. both of them. i think the, you know, the character dynamic between jaws and michael caine in jaws 4 and the revenge really is what made that movie. what made michael caine? that's a good question. he's not australian you fuck. i know that's what makes it so much better! what if canadian people tried to do that kind of shit? wouldn't you be pissed at them?
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and uh, that turns me on. and apparently david cronenberg as well. fuck off! oh, revenge! sweet revenge. oh, what? so i tried to do he left his head! i was falling, so i tried to like, uh ragdoll on. to faint death to just stick it on the window there. it didn't work on the ledge. you launched your mask like in the dirt and it just fell off.
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care about stuff like that. i'm about enough into it to know what machete order is. i don't know what machete order is. you watch uh... a new hope followed by empire strikes back. then you skip episode one, watch attack of the clones and revenge of the sith, then you watch return of the jedi. why? the thinking is, you get like, you know, the important spoiler at the end of the empire strikes back, and then before immediately getting a resolution, you um...
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hmm... we got some inverted poop. josh got a little poop on his head, that's no problem. no idea what happened there. whoa, he got me! nicely done. oops. revenge of the earth is an order tale? no it's not. oh, earth is like a pretty good movie.
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fox, if you can hit nikki with a grenade, i will buy you a cronut the next time i see you. what the hell is a cronut? the croissant donut. the croissant donut. i love croissants. oh wow, that sounds actually really good. how about you suck brick, kid? that's probably gonna kill nikki. i think i'll live. nikki lives. the fire might do me in though. hmm. did i live? ow. i lived. i'm coming back for my revenge. nikki, if you don't, i mean ryan, if you don't kill them,
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