Quotes about “Rec softball”
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2704.18
dude, if idiocracy 2 ever comes out, they gotta get the ishow speed character to do an event where he tries to like jump over a double decker bus or something. imagine, looking to be more active, should i join rec volleyball or rec softball? well, you should choose, but i will say, i think rec softball might be one of the only sports that will actually make you less active. i mean, don't make me be this guy, but i'm pretty sure
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2734.18
all of my friends who play rec softball are like, it's great. you can smash a couple beers on the bench and like, you know, it's not like you're gonna win the golden glove, right? you're just kind of like chilling out there. kate said you tried to do the splits yesterday. yeah, at tennis i misjudged a shot and then i had to lunge a little bit to try to get it. but i botched the contact. i did kind of do the splits. you okay? i didn't affect a beast like me, to be honest. i think like the coach was kind of worried.
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3187.16
looking to be more active. should i join rec volleyball or rec softball? well, you should choose but i will say i think rec softball might be one of the only sports that will actually make you less active because like i mean don't don't make me be this guy i'm pretty sure
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all of my friends who play rec softball are like, it's great. you can smash a couple beers on the bench and like, you know, it's not like you're going to win the golden glove, right? you're just kind of like chilling out there. kate said you tried to do the splits yesterday. yeah, tennis i misjudged a shot and then i had to lunge a little bit to try to get it. but i botched the contact. i did kind of do the splits. you ok? i didn't affect a beast like me, to be honest.
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4278.40
she didn't have the agility for shortstop. they should have maybe have her on first or something like that. it's not like this is rec softball occupationally, man. like they didn't need to have someone on first base who could like, you know, be relied upon to hit a grand slam or something like that. they just needed somebody to catch the ball. why they got my mom out there playing shortstop, bro?
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3107.24
anyway, we won 5 1. we don't need to cry about it. good game. good game i don't think i would be a good teammate in the like i played a lot of sports like a recreational use a kid i was in a softball league for like nine years something like that played some rec basketball all of my teams were like ass and we still had fun i never flamed my teammates because when you expect to be ass in your ass, you're like, what did i expect as an adult? i mean
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236.38
you ever hit a homer? i swear to god. so i was like a non power hitter. i was a contact hitter and a good fielder, which in like rec league softball means that you know you're not really that valuable. but one time, so our team was always like the out of the six teams in the league we were always in second last or last, which means that in the first round of the playoffs we always had to play
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1592.02
because either i would not be the best on the team and that was demoralizing or i would be the best on the team and then i would resent everybody else for not being as good which really is not a good look for like, you know, nine year old rec softball. like there's no reason to be maxing in that department. but tennis, chess, a singular hobby you can do by yourself that you can focus on
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1902.30
she didn't have the agility for shortstop. they should have maybe have her on first or something like that. it's not like this is rec softball occupationally, man. like they didn't need to have someone on first base who could like, you know, be relied upon to hit a grand slam or something like that. they just needed somebody to catch the ball. why they got my mom out there playing shortstop, bro? okay, okay.
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4248.56
i honestly like the outfield too, because 95% of your job in the outfield is just delegating. is that ball coming to me? no. apart from that you're just catching fly balls. i'm not saying it's easy, but the nightmare positions are third base, constantly having to catch it on the line and then wheel it around the first base. a lot of room for error. shortstop, you gotta have great positional awareness. wasn't really a strong suit when i was playing rec league softball for nine year olds.
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1886.76
you ever play like rec basketball as a kid? and then like one of the teams has the kid who was the best player who got cut from the rep league. and you're always like, dude, what are you doing here? shouldn't you be playing a rep? and he was like, i got cut. well then just retire. nobody played basketball. what? maybe that's a canadian thing. i was the kid who got cut. i tried out for rec softball. and i remember like the exact
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124.62
and i was just sort of like, i'm doing alright, but it'd be nice to have an hour and a half to play balatro sometimes. good friend though. yeah, he was telling me like don't do anything rash, join a rec softball league and stuff like that. he was pulling out all the stops. and i was like, man, i think i'm okay. also, i thought i had a great classic joke, groucho marx style, and i rolled in that one on my charisma again.
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