Quotes about “Realized dm”
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you may find a wrenched one betwixt the laundry machines later today." and i'm like, okay. and then like an hour later, i get a dm that's like, did you respond to the carrier pigeon? and i'm like, i didn't even know that i should be looking out up in the sky for birds. i just want to know if he's still coming. okay, well, here, let me mute my microphone. i'll go check the, i'll check the voicemail. you know what i realized? i think we as millennials have done a bad job with telephones.
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i just realized why they call the app tiktok, bro. because people talk on it and when i listen to them it ticks me off. sorry, i'm just getting my type five ready. i'm trying to enter the boomer stand up comedy scene. if any of you know joe rogan, i need a connection. i need an urgent connection with joe rogan. one second, i got a dm i may need to respond to here. oh, she's setting up the switch too.
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what's the class? mom, pick me up. they're trying to feed me reese's pieces. they're keeping me in a shit. i tried to draw kyle from south park and then i realized it was the new palupa. that's good. meat bubbles? oh, meat. meat. meat. meat. i got a dm inviting me to the metaverse. oh, really?
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she probably didn't sleep that night. i told him, like the next day, i was like, oh shit, i just realized this was a dm. no wonder you were like having the don't kill yourself talk with me. and he was like, yeah, i thought you were going through it. and i was like, no, man, i was just kind of complaining, but i appreciate it. you didn't notice it was only him answering? that's just how it goes in the middle age group chat, man.
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all the complaints i have in my life, thinking that i was going to be bouncing it off the group chat, but instead i started a dm with him. and then he started saying stuff like, you have a lot to live for, like you bring a lot of value to society. and i was like, why are you talking like that? and then the next day i realized, oh shit, i went back to the group chat and i was like, there's no messages in here. i got like 100 messages with the, in this dm.
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