Quotes about “Read this book nah”
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we would talk and i'd be like, did you read the book? and they'd be like, nah dude, i didn't read the book. i just kind of winged it on the essay. then i go, oh cool, what's your major? thinking they're going to tell me they're like in physics and they just had to take this. and they're like, oh, my major is english literature. i'm like, you're paying like not a lot of money compared to what school costs in the us. but i was like, you're paying like five, 10 grand a year to get a bachelor's degree in english literature and you're not even reading the books. like what are you doing? in high school that's like,
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sure, they're making you read the books, maybe you're not interested, but like, you know, your ass doesn't have to be here. i was gonna be mad, but it's accurate. i mean, you basically said, i'm gonna spend the next four years reading books. and then when they were like, read this book, you're like, nah, i'd rather not. based? i don't know. wouldn't you rather like half ass your way through? like, okay, so you're gonna be like, nl, humanity is important. i agree if you read the books.
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maybe that's just me. sewing's practical! he also taught us how to use a drill press. and that sounds like a euphemism, but i assure you it isn't. that's not what he was fired for. um, taught us how to use a skill saw and a jigsaw and a miter box. forced us to do things we didn't want to do, which also again, i didn't mean it to come across like that, but you know, in our class, particularly, i was like, could i just read a book instead? nah, you gotta build a birdhouse. but i thought this was school.
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how bored do you have to be to be like, oh, rather than watching something that entertains myself, i would rather watch something that entertained other people so they'll think more positively of me. nah, man, if you enjoy watching, i would love to be like, oh, survivor, sorry, my dostoevsky book club meets at that time. but when i read notes from underground, i was like, this is boring as hell.
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a separation is going to clear the departed. wrong. wrong. i watch movies to watch movies. i don't watch movies to read. if i wanted to read, i would read a book, but i don't want to read because i left school when i was 11. fuck you, man. nah, you're chill. what do you think about this one, y'all? you know my opinions on this.
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all the single ladies? you also shift run and your arms go out to your sides like a little child. how about this one? daaamn! daaamn! sizzle like bacon, vash! i'm a dumbass, i'm looking, i'm like, this is the same fucking map as yesterday! so if anyone wants this book, i don't read self help. nah, i'll throw that shit. are we like, we're gathering items? resources? yeah, yeah, there's like, uh, there's like coconuts we could grab on the trees, you can see one right here. oh yeah!
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which one of you fuckers has a hat? hedwig? nah, hedwig's an owl, dude. you're minerva. nah, nevermind. my mistake. how do you not know hedwig? cause i didn't read any of the books past the first one or watch any of the movies in this cursed fucking franchise. well everybody else out there was like, oh, you're a ravenclaw? i'm more of a hufflepuff. i sort into a diss about four personality types. oh, it gets me so much. hedwig was in the first book. i don't know, i read that shit in 1997.
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you are supposed to work together at the end? no, you're not supposed to work together at the end. what's confusing is that people go like, well, if it gives you an advantage, why wouldn't you? because it's against the rules. you're not supposed to... a bunch of people in my chat say you do work together. nah, at the end you're not supposed... i read the rule book this week and you don't work together at the end. that's a house rule. you all cast your vote silently and then democratically
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all the single ladies? you also shift run and your arms go out to your sides like a little jump. how about this one? damn! damn! sizzle like bacon, vash! i'm a dumbass, i'm looking and i'm like, this is the same fucking map as yesterday! so straight out, anyone want this book? i don't read self help. nah, i'll throw that shit.
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oh, what do you think about this fellow over here too? nah, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not, maybe not, maybe, okay, maybe, you got him. you can look at the minimap and judge for yourself. i thought he was like a field boss, he was just an andrew though. 32,000 we need total. his stamina increased, dodging windows but increases damage taken. you guys want some cookies? porky romano, read a book. a hand man, hand maidens tail.
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you are supposed to work together at the end? no, you're not supposed to work together at the end. what's confusing is that people go like, well, if it gives you an advantage, why wouldn't you? well, because it's against the rules. a bunch of people in my chat say you do work together. so i'm just confused. nah, at the end, you're not supposed... i read the rule book this week and you don't work together at the end. that's a house rule. you all cast your vote silently and then democratically
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