Quotes about “Read this book”
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as people start families they're like maybe we should do this like maybe i think i think you just see like one too many things where then you're like you know maybe i would maybe a yard wouldn't be so bad maybe it is worth like mowing the lawn. the fool card, ace of hearts the empress. give me the tainted empress. look don't tell me to read a book that's a lot of work is there like a six minute youtube video or better yet just like a headline
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1959.16
like you don't want to like just call your grandkids or like read a book or something like that instead you're like i'm gonna find out whose dog is walking here when they're not so... what dog walked on my grass when they could have taken the path right next to me? like just get a life. and this is coming from the guy who's like when i ever see anybody
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we found an ancient temple of sorts deep in the black pits caverns. you know what we need to do before we like, after we're done with this area obviously? we need to go do that ambush. where red prince got ambushed. yeah, yeah. eternal artifact. the midnight oil. the temple appears to be protected by some form of magical barrier. perhaps you can find a way to tamper with it. alright, don't touch it yet, don't touch it yet, because i just got a book and i want to read it real quick. it's called diary.
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you're wearing fucking like slacks right now. imagine 72 holes. what the fuck are you talking about? doesn't make any damn sense. so disingenuous. it's disingenuous horniness. you wear jeans inside. i literally have khakis on right now, okay? khakis are not jeans, they're chinos. read a book. i think this is like a 99 degree angle. wow, not even... 108? 110?
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1092.70
i choose to believe that she knows what she's saying. but she really does like... sometimes when she sees me, she goes, dada, which is very cute. but then sometimes i open this book that she likes to read and there's a picture of a panda and then she says dada every time. and then she sees the cats and she says dada.
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897.80
you know i'm here? enforcer. hostile. you have a club. well, i don't have any ranged attack. i wonder if we could learn one really quick. we already used a lot of pyromancy. what about a geomancy? oh, we haven't learned anything there because we haven't read a corresponding book. just looking at what else we might have. backstab seems unlikely to me. what's this? onrush. rushes towards the enemy and strikes with bonus.
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true, the truth, the truth could be on another body. well, i think it's blue, whatever. i'm realizing that eventually like we just don't give a hoot about the three gems. we just want to get through the parlor. kory and apollo have opened my mind to just basically like giving it an honest try but not stressing out about it all that much. you know what? i had some good energy this morning. did i order a book and now i have to read it? and the magnifying glass.
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at our middle school they had two different lines. one was like the meal of the day line and the other one, i don't know what they called it but i called it the fried line. and it was just... it was fried chicken, french fries, mozzarella sticks, tater tots, just all these fried foods in the same line. that sounds awesome. and that's the only line i went to ever. it was not good. oh no. i've forced myself to read this book of the dead.
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i thought it was a mario block for me. yeah, it was supposed to be a book and then i realized it just kind of looked like a mario block. which could also be kind of mysterious, right? yeah! mysterious block book. ooh, i want to read this name. i had a $1.69 donated from johan willy bumslap mcgee. and he says, opon rock lee style. thank you very much for the donation. we should opon rock lee style. op op op. op op op op.
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6782.70
and it's like a third time i'd be like, i'd rather just read my book. honestly. you gotta diversify your hobbies a little bit. you just have low libido? nope. i am just a normal person. sorry to break the news to you. i know that there's a risk to talking about stuff like this because it makes you look like you're not a real fucker. it's the way of the world. unfortunately, i'm compelled by an ancient curse to only tell the truth.
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easy. what do you think is gonna be your first book you read? probably meditations by marcus aurelius. the art of the deal. yes, the art of the deal. the four hour work week. the best part about this joke is i don't know if he's telling the truth or not, honestly. they're a not young person. okay. bernie sanders.
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