Quotes about “Progeny”
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7755.240
i guess maybe i'm more surprised that i haven't gotten bored of it then. go a bit. fucking years. cobalt, congratulations on your progeny. thanks. yeah, he's cute little. you mean like the band that made firestarter and smack my bitch up? i'm the fire's doctor. smack my bitch up. is that song? is that one? from charlie's angels 2. i thought that was snap my picture.
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168.120
10,000 generations and now my progeny is like i don't like to look at pictures of bees they make me feel weird. i heard someone talking about how amazing it is that we're like the result of all this convergent evolution and like years and years of time has passed resulting in the unique perfection that is us
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709.540
because your progeny is going to eventually overtake you so you need to stay ahead of the curve for as long as you can. that's the point though! you need to get strong enough to wrestle him. you want your offspring to be better than you, that's the whole point of evolution. ultimately you know they will be, but you want to stick around as long as you can, right? depends on how you raise them. well, will they be? what if i go out while i still can walk and stuff? then he will never be able to beat me in a fight.
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880.000
yeah, it might be his progeny actually. that would make some sense. ah, it's his son. okay, so it's the gohan goku formula. so canonically, naruto is the only anime character who's ever fucked. then why is it also the road to boruto? he has to walk a road to fuck someone? well, five, five miles. both ways. oh! oh, what? come on up, bitch!
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3138.04
so i don't know if it's still in vogue now, but if it was, you would be reading like masters theses that were like, what is the evolutionary benefit of gooning? you know, be like, well, maybe evolution has selected for humans that have a higher sex drive because in our in the historical record, they would have produced more progeny. like that's what almost every single one of my senior year seminars was like.
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3715.52
like you got all those bugs in like your sebaceous glands and your eyebrows and stuff like that that are crawling along the individual hairs. they're finding like a single molecule of facial oil and then going like... then going back and using that to have like a hundred thousand progeny. like life is fucking disgusting bro. but it's never getting like less gross. so i guess you might as well just enjoy it. my mites are chill.
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1554.02
like that's insane. i know like if you don't have kids, you're like every second with them would be a gift. that's true. he's probably been with her for like, you know, 18 hours that day and now she's taking a nap and his has to sit there and like genuflect at the idol of his own progeny. like he could literally... dude is burnt out. just let him watch avatar the way of water, man. it might be like the only two hours of free time he gets all weekend.
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812.84
2x, 3x bape, 2x pimpi. that was like on a movie poster, 3x bape was over one dog, 2x pimpi was over another dog. so i get like that's the dad and the mom, right? and then like at the bottom, there was baby genius or whatever the hell the progeny was called. doughboy, thank you. yes, it is doughboy. but then there was like a third
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6732.44
take a couple of those, call me in the morning. what was that for? i mean he was insanely pissing me off. so yeah, i hit him with the diarrhea dart, then i slit his throat, he fell into the toilet and i shot him in the back of the head. and now you might actually be a psychopath? what's crazy is that like, i always gotta remember, and it's becoming increasingly easy because i spend more time like interfacing with the real world as a result of my progeny,
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if you have kids and you're better than me at a video game, you're probably a bad parent. you're probably, maybe not bad, but not as good as me. because obviously, i mean, you got a lot of free time that you could be investing into raising your progeny. what about if they're divorced? i wouldn't waste your time with a game like this if you're divorced. if you have gotten divorced recently, you have a one year window to be divorced.
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1972.260
patted the box office with his progeny. that's the way to do it, man. how do you think those, i was gonna say how do you think those god's not dead movies are making so much money? but i'm pretty sure it's because half of the marketing is you should just buy tickets for it and not show up.
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