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what the halloween doesn't interest me that much i like i like scary movies don't really like candy that much like i'm not against i'm not anti candy hey, i'm not anti candy. i'm just i'm not like super pro candy. i'm not a big cake fan either. no, that's true but i'm more into like the the delicious fall weather and i
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and he went on the home or the hln, which is like the holiday hallmark life network or something, i don't even know. but, um, to talk about edward snowden joining twitter, and then he just slowly spun it out to be about edward scissorhands. what? he's like, yeah man, you know, just cause he has scissors for hands, i don't think he should be ostracized from society. the host, like, was not having any of it. she did not she had a didn't realize she's such a pro that she didn't even, uh,
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a slam. yeah, you get a dick. you get like a ground pound, like from mario. yeah. it's pretty awesome. i'm interested in seeing how you can use this to defeat me. well, you don't have it anymore. robin, if you were a pro wrestler, what would your finishing move be? probably the gorilla mask. the acidic lick. i always liked the stink face, man.
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yes, i was testing you failed mister i'd take a lot of morphine. i know this zombie alpaca patrol you're not like i want to wear you guys in front scare me for real. oh, i'm a little pro body from time to time you're all right right now. all right, dan gheesling. oh god the bomb stuck to the wall hey, so did you i have an important question to ask you guys? oh got that. oh
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like, tony hawk's pro skater 5 now comes with a level editor retitled as, well you fucking do better then. and i was like, that's pretty clever, i like that. we were just doing that joke about mario maker though. were we? no, i mean i was. i don't think it really... the royal wii. it doesn't really hold up as well for mario because it's kind of like a better franchise, but you know.
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that is technically true. i think you're probably not saying something controversial by saying mario is a more storied franchise than tony hawk's pro skater. no, i didn't think i was. i haven't played a tony hawk game since i was like 12. i... it was the best year to do it though.
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this is the story that will illustrate the like you will know exactly what i was at 14 years old when i tell you this story i won the youth division of a local chess tournament yeah, my prize money was $60 and i immediately flipped that into tony hawk's pro skater for the playstation sue yeah and then i played that for probably like two or three hundred hours, so it's like a really good time investment. oh
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usually i save that till the end. oh god you're still in oh no, you got a little hit if you jump rate as the dynamite explodes you don't get hurt it actually just propels you upwards and you put on sunglasses at the same time. that's no i can't that up okay, i was about to say that is the pro is tip anyone's ever given me cool guys jump away from explosions. oh
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not dynamite it's not dynamite. you know watch it explode. yeah, i was thinking about the planes in tony august pro skater 4. yeah, yeah the prison level alcatraz, yeah, what about it?
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the revert is a good thing. did they start... oh, was it manuals in tony hawk pro skater 3 and then revert in 4 or was that... no, manuals in 2. 2. revert in 3. revert in 3 and then 4 was flatland tricks. no way! yeah, man. pretty sure that's right. it took them that long to do flatland tricks? yeah, then you could string them all together and get like an enormous combo multiplier. you could also see me ride out on the sunset on your color tv screen.
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oh, whoa! did not expect things to be living in here. i don't know why. i'm just not looking at the map, you know? tony hawk's pro skater 4 is fun. this is correct. it's a good game. that's a good comment too. it is! it's like a really nice comment you can just feel good about. it's just like, it's fun. it's good. that's that personality feel about the new one. what if they said it was fun? be interested to hear that. dude, i miss. there you go. the gauntlet has been thrown down.
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who are you? are you non abzand or are you abzand pro? josh, i'm not talking to you. i want you to tell me this. you talk to me when you get into the triple digits on points, mister. tell me the tale of your people. rude. i wouldn't pretend to be abzonian. if you got a problem with this goal, let me know. it's probably the greatest one i've ever scored. you're such a... abzan geezling. yeah, okay. there you go. josh has got it. yeah, there you go. that's... yeah, lots of momentum on this one. here we go.
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safe to say this is urban night then. oh my god. look at the shots. he has a beach ball pro you're all fucking beach ball casuals. oh, you can't want to play yourself dude. come on fucking cheeky. i've seen you do that before. yeah keep each other honest here. oh too many bodies in the way and this guy like loves the chat. oh, no wow. give it up. oh, oh
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just a senpai? just a samsung. it's just a samsung galaxy s4. there's no way you could really run a dojo. what if you have the edge though? nah, the edge might get you somewhere. the edge gives you the edge. the edge lets you look at twitter when you're on the go. yo, do you think professional wrestler edge has a galaxy s edge? probably got one for free, like all those pro wrestlers got black ops 3. they did?
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did you not see like the big show opening up that casey got from activision? man, i gotta be a pro wrestler. he wrestled a ps4 in black ops 3. just for being a celebrity. three red bulls is probably like his breakfast and then like eight bowls of oatmeal. i think he probably had this mandate of exercise. he probably had three red bulls in the time it took me to finish this sentence.
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i hear an afternoon talk show in his name. i think he's a mid tier professional golfer. yeah, the pgh pro tour. exactly! pgh on the pga. then he becomes like a really beloved announcer. people are always like, pgh! he's like, yes. pgh is like, what's the name of the guy that everyone loves during agdq?
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go macbook pro, baby. alright, what about wrath's edge? legendary land. it's legendary! this one. nick, how you doing? i'm waiting for this magic discussion to be over or whatever. one day. it's never gonna end. we're almost done with what we got sent in the mail here. that is not true. what about overtaker, chat? that is not true, game gate said. don't listen. it's shite.
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they should have a mutators variant where the mutator changes every 5 seconds. it's like rainbow worm. that'd be re donkulous. re donkulous. whatever happened to your gold rank, nl? i don't know. well, i've lost like 30 ranked matches in a row. so, we're like way down there now. is veteran above pro? yes. so you think you're better than me? i didn't say that. you think... who would win in one on one? in rocket league? yeah. no, in riot. then what are our weapons?
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well the one guy is a semi pro, so you actually know this is like his second or third account. his second or third game. oh fuck. just let me score it at least. oh come on! what? did i save that one? it's a rotating... put some hp sauce on it, that steak is cooked.
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you're a beat factory. are you talking about my bedroom? hey o! if i drop one more fucking box on my own head. clothes for business. you stole my helmet! come at me. you wanna go? you wanna go pro? yeah, i wanna go pro. good.
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but if anybody ever asked that stuff in a chat where i can be like anonymous. i'll be like yeah engineer here pretty cool, but i hate seeing the music man. i don't care what if they're really doctors i just appreciate that they're engaging with us ryan did that on on reddit his other name was uni dane or whatever that bitch was called the pro with jack thought i
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we're at the rank now where consistently my teammates are like pro or semi pro. will ferrell? we hit rock fucking bottom. and there's still somehow nowhere to go but down. hey, when we played, uh, we didn't lose a game, i don't think. yeah, you and i did really well. yeah, destroyed. that night we played with barrell, so we did really well too. what was that, like eight months ago? no, it was like last week. woo!
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it's like it doesn't have a proper spelling. if anything, the way that i spell it is the proper spelling because i invented it. pro tip, talking to oscar is slightly faster than killing him. i did not know that, but i am still gonna kill him. i think he's patient zero for the curse. it's quite possible. let's see if i still remember how to do inventory management in this game. go.
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well, i think he was just more pro canada, but... fair enough. i don't want it to be a thing though, like every time you get in a taxi they've got to shit talk the uber drivers, because that's gonna get old pretty fast. it happened in boston. did it? i can't remember. yeah, the taxi drivers had a chip on their shoulder because the uber drivers were so bad apparently they kept like cutting off people and not knowing what they were doing. i hated that too, like they had like a pax fee.
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what setting would you like? i'll set it that way next time. put it on pro. this is pro. yeah, intermediate's where it's at. i want the banana bombs, the concrete donkey, the... nick always wins.
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wow. nice. what?! popped down right on top of me. that backfired. it's funny that your worm is michael a.l. fox. i'm still in it. i'm not anti baby or anti baby. anti baby! that as well. i'm relatively pro mayo, but i think it should be like... ooh, nice. you're anti baby? i'm a little anti baby, i guess. isn't that a conflict of interest considering... roll the baby in mayo. see what he says then.
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so you guys are playing with a duck pro player. yeah, that's me. that's true. i should win one out of every 20 rounds in the last two sets. it was pretty disappointing. i'm glad they recognized my ability as a pro player. this is like the first time i've ever seen both sides of that locked door open. yeah, are there even two keys?
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