Quotes about “Prison”
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not dynamite it's not dynamite. you know watch it explode. yeah, i was thinking about the planes in tony august pro skater 4. yeah, yeah the prison level alcatraz, yeah, what about it?
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ryan, that was a good banana gun. thank you. i think i'm probably not. i'm also thinking probably not. i'm doing it. josh is doing it though. my... my idea... i'm gonna get fallout and then download it. yeah. and then my character is gonna be ryan. yeah? oh yeah, me too actually. my character is like, it's just a bald lady who's really muscular. alright, maybe i'll just do fox then. actually if i was just gonna do fox i would just play fucking prison architect all day. yeah, right? yeah.
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there's a prison architect part in fallout. nobody got time for that. you have to plant like a bunch of melons and gourds. i hate gourds. yeah, you know, right? and then you're like, i need to plant more gourds but the lady won't harvest them because they're not ready so you go to sleep for like four days, wait for the gourds to grow and then i'm like, man, nuclear bombs went off like two days ago. what am i fucking around with these gourds for? thornforge is terrifying. what's going on, dusty canadian?
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not the hurston player, trump guys, come on. gosh. prison trump though, he can get a little shaky sometimes. i really don't know where to go with this one. it's putting me in a position where the only things i can say are just really poor taste jokes. i think i'm up against you on that one here, nick. i kind of might just not say anything because i can't come up with anything. dude, i believe in you. you have like a very short amount of time.
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but you've given them too much respect, man. i think if you show them more respect and treat them more like an adult, then they'll probably make better decisions now. no, this is the first rule of teaching, is that it's like prison. you gotta go in, you gotta fuck a kid up on the first day. otherwise the class, they'll turn on you! kids don't go to prison, mister, they go to juvie!
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that'd be great to go through and do like the emerging cast of accidental characters on the nlss that never volunteered to be here. we need like a... we need our own version of like prison trump. what? prison trump is uh... it's a guy who comes on trump's stream sometimes. he looks a lot like trump, but he's pretty gangster. oh, okay. we need our own prison trump. but i don't know where i would find one, because it's a real person. yeah, just do it yourself, i guess. i guess i'll do the hush fight.
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you're gonna be doing any more prison architect. yeah, i haven't been doing anything lately cause i've work has been pretty, pretty crazy year end mumbo jumbo stuff. bit of a bummer. yeah mumbo jumbo stuff. mumbo jumbo. mumbo in the jumbo. bumbo in the jumbo. oh this is my go. just tap a twice. okay. you throw a cluster bomb at me? why would i do six? just a regular old grenade.
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that's alright, we do better as attackers because we don't lock ourselves in a steel prison. wait for somebody to pour lava in it. trying to make a mold? fuse is like the absolute fucking best. fuse is pretty cool. oh alright, okay. i see how it is. well i haven't gotten to play as fuse a single time yet. somebody took all my operators actually. that's okay, you know? nick, all you had to say was let me be fuse one time. no that's okay, i didn't realize i wanted to be until just now.
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i just don't see why a man that has spent 18 years of his life in prison would commit any sort of crime. it doesn't make any sense to me. none of that made any sense to me.
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that quesadilla is delish. oh, it's my first bit of food today. to taco bell quesadilla? yeah. to get that little bit of zestiness going on in it. it's a little spicy too, i don't know. yeah, i actually used to have these at work like every day for a year, so i'm totally with you. they're pretty tasty. i much prefer them over burritos and whatnot. i like a little both. the beans at taco bell i try to avoid because they're basically like prison beans.
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ooh, prison beans. yeah. that's rough. i didn't think of them that way. have you tried the xxl grilled stuff burrito? it's mostly like rice and guacamole. mm hmm. i really like that one personally. i wonder if lisa made them. no, taco bell made these. there could be a... there could make some like corned beef thing. could be a taco bell employee named lisa. mm hmm. you're tearing me apart, lisa. mm hmm.
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would you rather eat 50 mcnuggets or go to 50 coldplay concerts? i would definitely rather eat 50 mcnuggets. 50 coldplay concerts. that's like a year of my life that's gone. yeah. it's like a weird prison sentence. what should we do with all of the plastic that won't disintegrate? hide it in steven avery's salvage yard, probably fucking recycle it, make a plastic fucking mountain, or volcano obviously.
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it happens, man. i put all these votes on that one. it happens? white... where does this happen? white shoe premises. in prisons? like the name of a prison block or something. you've been over to white's premises lately? those bastards are crazy. throwing toilet paper and shit?
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i'm excited because i'm gonna be a cop and i'm gonna fucking bust your asses. should be crossover content with like, uh, the prison architect, right? and then you get the escapists in there too. oh snap. it's a three way. i like those, those are fun. with a honey in the middle and some leeway. what's the honey in the middle? that's lady gaga in the music video at least. is there like an american horror story now or something?
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okay, the password is going to be the password that you used for yeah, i remember that and then the name is going to be the join on you is that an option. i don't know the the name is going to be the prison that is the focus of the sean connery film the rock i hope this refreshes automatically i
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and then he goes back in time and he becomes a pirate himself. and he actually is blackbeard and then it creates a time loop that goes on. oh god, build the dichotomy! how wild would it be if he went back and he was actually black? i am black. i'm not touching that one. i am black. that's not racist at all. you made a joke about the... unconsensual prison butt sex about ten seconds ago, then i say how funny... how funny would a poor ass black be?
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