Quotes about “Principal”
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that's from the television show south park. i've been catching up on that. it was a pretty good season actually. you guys were right. i'm not watching it, i don't know. no, you guys like chat. they told me to watch it. chat is used guys. they have pc principal now. he's really big in the whole pc thing. not personal computer either. it's pretty funny. check him out.
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go you little car! oh i aerial hit it the wrong way. i think that is like way worse than it originally was. my bad! what the f i kicked it up. not that it matters now we're at two seconds oh! go little oreo ufo! uh that was that was good. i played these guys at the beginning. i got a santa hat! somebody's vacillating oh two of them left. nice. oh hired help got in. oh i just realized it was pc principal like that.
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it's like very similar story actually happened to a friend of mine when he was teaching over there. he's like, one of his students asked what his favorite fish was and he said chamchi. and then she told her mom and like started crying. oh no. oh no. you have to have a meeting with the principal? like that's very inappropriate. what? okay, hold on though. now, why would they name a fish so similar to a vagina? i don't know. is that on purpose?
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then you gotta go on this freaking message for like five minutes in your youtube series about how you messed it up. yeah, that's why. and even if you do it right, you still gotta explain why it's a different number. it's my principal motivation not to die so i don't have to go on the extra lengthy explanation there.
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no, michael caine? michael caine is one of the principal actors, yes. yeah? so it's a high school movie, there's a principal involved. that's a good one, nick with the hood. joseph gordon levitt? i've decided to go a little out in rod field and also cast joseph gordon levitt.
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we had some, and then there ended up only being like four in our yearbook, because some of the categories were like, like worst hair. and i think the principal was like that's just rude! yeah! i think the principal saw it and was like, yo, like this is school. you can't like, vote someone in as moodiest. like that's just most likely to drop out. yeah, exactly! they might have shit going on in their like home life.
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the wallet was just hanging. it was not resting on any denim. i got voted smartest because i'm basically albert einstein. he's raged against the machine, let me out! when they voted you the smartest kid in your school, did the principal hand you a crisp $100 bill? and was he also albert einstein? no, no! you can't kick my ball! he's pleading with you, don't kick my ball! oh my god.
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thank you to the girv for the $5 tips. i once had detention in junior high and at the very end when we were getting the talk of shame from the principal my phone starts ringing. my ringtone was ozzy osbourne's crazy train. it was not good. oh that sounds real funny though. that sounds like a scene out of a movie. you just hear ozzy going oi oi oi.
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okay, i'll take two that's not so bad. and nail the center or you're you're having a bad day. oh, i didn't get the center i gotta take my own advice. thank mims. i saw you go in it didn't work. hey dan, who's the lead actor in the 1986 film the karate kid? ralph macchio. hey dan, who was the principal role in the 1990 film crossroads? there's no principal in that. ralph macchio, i've never seen crossroads though. me neither. um, did i ever tell you i met him?
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always remember that it's about oranges, so it's not quite relevant, but that's simpsons quote where they send principal skinner a fruit basket, and then he's like valencia these are juicing oranges what a load of shit this reminds me that pink ladies yeah, i have had some pink lady apples. those are also pretty good. you're at an asian to say oh
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oh look at this. i'm taking you to the principal's office, mister. whoa! whoa! that's not how that's supposed to go. all right. there you left. nick, you gotta give me a second. oh my god, it's the ballerina moves we're going on here. uh, i'm in the sky. yeah, that worked. rob's in the sky. we're all in the sky together. we're all, we're going into the... oh bullshit!
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what? how did i get knocked out from that? i don't know. oh, come on! ryan, just pull austin down to the traps. oh my god, he's too look at that! he got me by the collar like a principal! look at this fucking oh my god! oh jesus. oh lordy. he's out! he's out! it's our only chance! push him, man! get him out, blue man!
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i promise you this. and they have sex with it on screen? well, off camera. off camera. if you read between the lines... it's implied sex. he also marries it. with the robot. yeah. and actually the robot is the principal antagonist of the film. yeah. and it's played by arnold schwarzenegger. he grows up to become the t 1000. oh, that's sweet. and now that really gives the t 1000 its motivation to hate humanity, because it had paulie's diseased erection inside of it.
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