Quotes about “Prescription”
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8965.760
i guess i'm supposed to like re invite him to the call then or he's oh he's gonna come back. what's this? holy fuck. i got coins. i didn't know there was a currency system. yo you see this shit boys? cannibals and prescription drugs! can we talk about the fact that this one cannibal has six limbs attached to his back? that doesn't surprise me. ooh a tennis ball? woah. the walking physics let you walk up some very odd things in this. no bird you don't want any part of this! bird's just dumb it doesn't know what it wants.
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5628.500
the ring is trash. alright, i mean, good to know. here, you need 18 strength. that's alright. easy enough. okay, level up. wow, nick. great sword. keep it up. i'm proud of you. can't rest at this bonfire. somebody's clearly aggroed on me. no, i killed both of them. degevorn. thank you for this prescription. oh my god, i leveled up strength instead of dex again!
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9668.400
was it? dogshit lost, thankfully. thank god. 80 to 20. i wanted to vote for it too, because i understood that prescription. it's just like, i can't do it. akamasamune, thank you for the subscription as well. tom hanks shanks and michael cera carrots.
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i was like, well it was ten years old, i can maybe kinda see that. they're coming off the 90s, all the hype there, a couple years. i don't know about that. yeah, yeah, what's up? fury is in this movie about the cell phone transmitting virus? yeah! he's a central character for it too. that's crazy man! he's in it for most of the movie. okay, spoilers. the gaming pariah, thank you very much for the... prescription. he doesn't show up right away is what i mean.
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2786.380
smart alex 7. thank you for the resub here by the way if you're not familiar with buying glasses $40 for like a new prescription new lenses new frames is fucking ridiculous. i think it's so cheap 500 somewhere around there? my most recent glasses were like i think four to five hundred for everything including the appointment but like this was like 40 bucks, and i was like oh shit. oh
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2854.520
i didn't haggle at the eyeglass place, i was content to pay whatever they wanted. it was... kate's mom took me into the black market and then we went from there. amino1507, thank you as well. so if you couldn't see any better, what was the point of getting new glasses? i don't know. that's a great question. renewed your prescription, i guess? well, i mean, i did need a new prescription. well, let me put it this way. if i didn't need a new prescription then, i did this year when i got new glasses. the optician was like, goddamn.
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genuine sentence. reference to movie that sentence reminds you of with a mispronunciation. ironic repeating of the mispronunciation. song lyrics of the mispronunciation. thanks for the re prescription. you're the one who writes this show, man. you can't get that out. our writers are on strike right now, i'm sorry. they're not used to doing saturday shows. yeah.
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4057.500
what happens if you take 100 tylenol? would you die? you think so? absolutely! it would cause liver failure then. dude, tylenol is no joke. when you get a prescription for tylenol from the doctor, they don't go like, it's fucking tylenol. you know how to deal with this. you'll probably die in like 12.
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4187.340
that's insane. yeah, no, it's pretty messed up. oh, yeah, i guess you've got a good point like ricin or cyanide. no, we meant like things designed to be taken for. well, you said not over the counter. oh, i meant, well, yeah. well, yeah, but the counter means you have to get a prescription. yeah. prescription drugs that are poison. yeah, i don't think doctors prescribe
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1710.400
i really hope they're not vicodin because you probably passed out right now. i'd be tripping balls if i took nine vicodin. kate got, i mean this should just give you some kind of indication what household we live in. kate got a prescription of percocets like two years ago. yeah. and there are still as many percocets in that bottle as there were the day we brought it. jump in the water, jump in the water. yeah, that's a good point.
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1789.660
oh. by having a prescription? well, because i kept them in my pocket, because basically i had a head injury, and so i kept them in my pocket, which meant that the prescription label like rubbed off. yeah, okay. and then i got stopped by the police one time. sure, sure, yeah, rubbed off. i got you. i got what you're saying.
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1808.260
for real though but like and then and and so like the the officer was like like you know you're not supposed to keep unlabeled prescription drugs in your pocket and i was like oh really officer i didn't know
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3537.260
why don't we standardize it? and like, you know how you go to the optometrist, they give you a prescription for your glasses. you go to a testing place and you start at the lowliest, saddest pepper, work your way up until you've hit your tolerance, and then they prescribe you a hotness card. and when you go to places, you just show them and you're like, this is the maximum i can take. yeah, i'm okay with that. i'll call up the international standardization organization and we'll get it going.
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6297.180
the whole like alternative medicine slash facts i didn't even think that that was alternative i just thought that was the way it was. anything that isn't like prescription is probably like alternative or... alright well i'm still opening up to this i guess i only recently found out chiropractors aren't a real thing like no they're a real thing but they don't actually serve a purpose uh just sort of like a me too sort of pseudo medicine
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6622.160
even to get iron pills! i had to talk to the pharmacist. he's like, are you sure you want these? and i was like, well, my doctor said that we should have them. it's like apparently you can, uh, like it makes your uh, your poop turns black or something and it gets you const like you are basically ingesting metal. so they're like, maybe we don't want you to just be like, i read this on the internet, come buy some iron pills, but you don't need a prescription.
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josh, don't make fun of my cough, okay? i have to clear my throat because i've got important things to say on this, the monday, march 27th edition of the northernlion live super show. hey nick, how's it going? hi everybody, it's going great, how are you? you get some kind of new prescription or something? you sound extraordinarily happy. no new prescription, just a fresh dose of daylight.
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