Quotes about “Pregnant”
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i'm not touching that one. i feel like that's a thing. thank you very much. the subscription much appreciated. didn't we have that talk once about like how many people could get pregnant at one time? no, that was probably you and rob at fucking 7 a.m. eastern time. oh, yeah. well, no, i wouldn't be awake at 7 a.m. aka bedtime. yeah, aka after dinner snack time. yeah.
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that's kind of neat. so like they traced it to one guy that did all the the impregnating? it was actually one family i think. how many people though? like at least 71 i'd say. that, wait, i mean like how many people got pregnant? that couldn't have been the same woman. i don't know. it just said like it was the vasilevski family or something like that. it might have been one lady.
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yeah, just pushing for capital punishment for this guy inconveniencing me for five seconds. i i oh, you can't complain? oh, somebody doesn't turn on their signal light. i really wish that guy would turn on the signal light. oh, what if his signal light's broken? what if his wife's pregnant? he's gotta get to the hospital right away, you know? people are just, you know, discon conscientious sometimes.
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and what if meat man's wife is pregnant and then she had cravings for all these kinds of meats? you know what, that's the first story concocted where i'll be like, that dude's gotta do what he's gotta do. i already said what if he has a family, that could all be in that. well no, but if his family's just like...
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dad, i want three different kinds of corned beef." then i'd be like, you know what? you gotta tell your kid no sometimes. but if his wife is pregnant and then she's like, i want pastrami and corned beef and blah blah blah. so now there is a... you're... you're fucking stupid. in the hypothetical situation, i'm like, you know what? that dude's gotta do right by his spouse. i'll tell this guy to father his children properly. the spouse is having his baby. he has to do right by her without a doubt. but i would be self confident.
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i'm gonna make you go pregnant. no! what is that? oh jesus. okay, this is getting real fucking weird. ah! no! what a save. oh, that's glorious. oh, it's empty netter. oh, it was. ask mouth how he feels about black dynamite the movie not the show. i don't know what that is. it's pretty good. it's got titties in it, so perfect 10. 8.8.
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europe's pretty dope ask me the capital of any european countries. see what happens you won't you're right i won't cuz i know you know it already there's no point you know and there's so many pregnant jokes that if you actually chose to have a baby nobody would believe you yeah, that's okay. you know you don't have to believe it's less part of my private life man like i
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haha people on the subreddit are gonna go wild kate's pregnant she's not actually though she's gonna be real mad that you said that no she's not yeah, i gotta live with it it's not even the first time today kate wants to snap mare me so hard. yeah, she's gonna bust your ass open to bring it oh
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yeah. oh god, she's gonna crush your balls with the high heels. cuffs on her toes. actually it's called the simian. the simian? nah, that's something. i gave it a baby bump! i gave it a baby bump! hold on! it's pregnant! it's pregnant! that is a baby bump. fuck. i forgot about that. do i have a pee cam? no, and i never will.
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hmong hmong is the word that she uses instead of boo. it's not necessarily wow pregnant lady when you put on her stomach that's what it's from south park. i didn't make that up. yeah. no, i really thought that's what that was. okay? good job squad get in here. yeah
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and then everything starts to be mutated. there's a fucking eagle with a tube coming out of it, and it starts attacking people and ramming them everywhere, and then they're pregnant with mutants, and then the whole thing goes tits up in the middle of the night, and this fucking like elk comes and tears down their house.
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what's isaac's tears do? it just, it explodes the tears, huh? yeah, stupid. it sounds pretty bad, huh? there's more to it than just what i said if you're worried about me spoiling blood glacier. there's like infinitely more. there's a lot more. there's a whole thing about the dog getting pregnant or something, it's weird. they show the dog's balls like 20 times at the beginning of the movie to make sure you know it's a male dog. that way if it's pregnant that seems weird to you. like i thought that was the weirdest strategic decision for a director.
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those are hard! something they will probably never make a series of commemorative stamps for. 16 and pregnant or anus? i'd like 16 and pregnant for that one. fuck! anus? anus? i'm rob burgundy! i'm rob burgundy.
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there's a wu tang fighting game. actually, did you guys ever play def jam? like those, the... yeah, def jam icon. i got it for free on ps3 for some reason. well, yeah. it's also def jam. vendetta and escape from new york. and def jam rapstar. oh, i love escape from la. 16 and pregnant has won that one.
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i still think it was a little harsh that they had a cat pregnancy scene in this kid's movie. milo and otis. yeah. it's like probably the first time i've seen an animal be pregnant. yup, no idea that was you at all. that's fair. dude, i'm killing it as a spy today. you just take the lady who looks like nia vardalos from my big fat greek wedding. no one would ever expect that she's capable of being a spy.
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it's pretty much the exact plot of the 2015 action comedy spy. if you were offered a high tech replacement body where literally everything was better except your dick was smaller, would you do it? this is the kind of thing where you need a pamphlet. what is this fucking comment? i saw your mom pregnant, nick. what? lekmaktra. thank you very much for the subscription.
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it's all downhill from here. plus, i mean, i don't know if you're like if it gets to the point and you're like, all right, i lost 20% of my dick. it's not like and you want to get pregnant and it's just not doing the job for whatever reason. like just get a turkey turkey baster when they're shorter. you can't get pregnant as well. i don't know. like a semen's got to travel a far way. so it's like the semen travels on its own. it's got legs sort of. but if you if it's like you've got to give it a head start.
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