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also post your abs you don't get to talk like that. you don't get to be like our country is fitter than your country because you're not a country. you're a dude so people and you know the deal mile time watts per kilogram abs or blood work post your country's gdp that's the american version of like let's look at the obesity rates
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butter is good, we need fat to survive. yeah bro, we all know, okay? i'm talking about what the world was like before you fucking got here. the science was different back then because the scientists were worse. there's better fat than butter though? you're literally policing the food that i was fed by my grandma when i was five years old. what the hell are you talking about? also, you know the rules. post blood work, post abs.
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by the way, you need to have some social intelligence here. read between the lines because a dude did join the discord and then post a picture of his abs and then everyone just kind of went, you're not actually supposed to do it. that's like you that means you failed the test twice and i apologize if that person is in here and they're now realizing that they crossed the line but everybody just kind of went
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and then they started saying some shit like, most food is poison. and we were trying to figure out, i think we never talked about it, but i think we were trying to figure out if this guy might be like rfk's son or something like that. but i mean, he was pretty shredded, don't get me wrong. he was pretty shredded. but the thing is, even if you have abs, post a family photo. if you don't have at least one kid, then you should be jacked. your base case should be being jacked at all times.
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hold chicken breast, maybe a crispy chicken breast or something like that. you get a lot of good stuff in a 1500 calorie salad. 1500 calories is crazy though. that's alright, just post your abs. now, 1500 calorie fruit salad would be crazy. that's true. tell them, you're right, you're right. 1500, 1500 calories is a lot, don't get me wrong. you must be in crazy shape. i just watched punch drunk love, i want to eat some pudding.
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you got abs? listen, you're not, you can't ask me, it's illegal for you to ask me that. i'll show you my blood work. or i'll, i don't know, i'll post watts per kilogram. i don't mind posting watts per kilogram. that doesn't bother me. bubble me? good idea. really good idea, man. and i know, here's the thing. by the way, this is a great time to point out, i'm just one fella. wow, that was smart.
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is spam goated across the pacific? it's goated here. we just like, we have an aversion to it because it's obviously like highly processed meat, but it tastes awesome, man. the secret is don't just eat it straight out of the can. if you're wondering why it doesn't taste good, i'm doubling on nine. that's huge for a guy like me. it'll give you a heart attack. it's okay. post your abs in the discord.
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while he just eats fried chicken without the buns. so the first question i wanted to ask is, was your dad like insanely jacked at the time? because i feel like that's like the silver bullet for people who try to give you nutritional advice that sounds crazy. is like, if your nutrition, if your macros are locked in, take your fucking shirt off dude. take your shirt off right now. let me see those bottom two abs. let me see them. post your mile time. post your mile time. he was fit? okay, well,
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also post your abs you don't get to talk like that. you don't get to be like our country is fitter than your country because you're not a country you're a dude and you know the deal mile time watts per kilogram abs or blood work post your country's gdp. that's the american version of like let's look at the obesity rates
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pretty much what's the most emo go gert? what's the most emo making a pouty face, okay? what's the most emo that thing that electrocutes your abs maybe a little bit and what's the most emo an immediately regrettable? $9 hot dog from the boston convention center, that's definitely one of the packs these cards yeah, the passive aggressive post it notes is such a literally correct answer way to go eternal spirit dude
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while he just eats fried chicken without the buns. so the first question i wanted to ask is, was your dad like insNLy jacked at the time? because i feel like that's like the silver bullet for people who try to give you nutritional advice that sounds crazy. is like, if your nutrition, if your macros are locked in, take your fucking shirt off dude. take your shirt off right now. let me see those bottom two abs. let me see them. post your mile time. post your mile time. he was fit? okay, well,
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post your abs. i legally can't say post a picture with your shirt off, but i can say you got to post your abs, you got to post your mile time, or you have to post your blood work. you have to post the full workup of your blood. those are your options, okay? people will say you don't have to have abs to be healthy. that's why we're asking for your blood work.
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