Quotes about “Porcelain”
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3749.400
actually for some reason just opening the task manager seems to have fixed it so yeah, i guess we're fine now. nevermind. sometimes that happens. people are like, well why do you have to min max your peeing? well people are like, why, like i like to sit down when i pee because i use my cell phone. how can you even get through like your lock screen and open something meaningful before your urination is done? at that point you're just sitting bare assed on a porcelain chair. well first things first. first things first, the devil cries. thanks for the subscription. alright, pops.
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5807.800
oh really? see that's... that changes things. i mean that's slightly more sensible even though you know whenever you need to whenever you need to pick up something delicate you know you're like oh watch out there's like a you know it's very delicate it's a porcelain vase don't use your hands use your mouth
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8755.160
that's actually a decorative vessel used to spray incense to cover the smell of the rotting dead in medieval europe. i think it may also just be a porcelain squid. four points? not even worth. i think it's just an urn. i like a porcelain squid the best. it's an elf urn. alright. okay, i'm not gonna draw what i was thinking of drawing here. thank you, jakayla yina for the four months resubscription.
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3002.26
by the way, you motherfuckers, i go to doomsday hunters. doomsday hunters is already in your steam library. you have played for 0.4 hours. it was played in 2020. last played may 24th, 2020 for 26 minutes. did you do the new york times mini crossword on the dolls today? new york times mini crossword? porcelain dishes? china. jeeblee, jeeblee. most spoken language in india? hindi.
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2467.24
taking little porcelain dolls to vanessa at the strawberry festival so that they can get married in like 12 seasons or something like that. i just get it out. bring back supermarket simulator, man. bring back supermarket simulator. would you rather watch it or a tarkov wipe? the streamers i like, i would rather watch them play tarkov than stardew valley.
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5238.86
and they gave me a gift, a new year gift. it was two porcelain ampules with chinese ribbons coming down the side. and i said, oh cool, what is this? and they said, are you familiar with maotai? and i went, i'm not. and then they gave me a little lesson on what maotai is, which is apparently some kind of like insanely old or at least traditional
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5269.86
chinese liquor from like a region in the mountains or something like that. i was not meeting with xi jinping. that's... we're still trying to get in touch with his people. they love it over there. it goes crazy. i don't drink. i don't know what i'm gonna do with it, man. i literally think the next time that our daughter gets invited to a playdate, i'm gonna be bringing two porcelain ampules of maotai
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1291.140
are there textures other people don't seem to be bothered by that you find annoying if they touch your skin? and i said no, but in my head i was like besides velvet, right? nothing really bothers me texturally to touch, but velvet is really bad. but i thought like everybody was like that with velvet. they're like that just it just feels weird man. no, no, no. porcelain?
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1318.040
you're not beating the fucking allegations, man. porcelain feels good. velvet's fucked up. you aren't either? bro, the test said i'm cool. the test literally said you're cool, don't sweat it. styrofoam for me? nah, skill difference. styrofoam doesn't bother me. it does make kind of an annoying sound, but i'm not like covering my ears or anything. i'm beating the allegations. plus the test probably doesn't matter.
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2216.680
i like that! i'll be your number two with the toilet. a big ol' bowel movement, shit it and flush it. the rhyme at the end doesn't work but it's going down, down in a porcelain round. and sugar, it's flushing my poopy. i'll be your number one with the dookie. a loaded bowel movement, flush it and doo doo. something da dow ka kow kow kow.
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7529.660
it's going down, down in a porcelain round and sugar it's flushing my poopy i'll be your number two with the toilet a big ol' bowel movement shitted and flushing
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1178.060
that's so fucking horrible. if you're like climbing mount everest and an earthquake happens, are you just fucked? oh shit, nutty putty. did that shit just kill him? it did. yeah, he did though. he's gonna come back again though after the burn goes away. fucking, uh, the sound it makes when my piss hits the porcelain. we call that the pee tone. love that. nice, nice. yeah, that's like that. dude, we should make a toilet where when you piss at the right spot it sounds like an orchestra tuning note. yeah, that'd be nice.
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