Quotes about “Poop bandit”
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707.14
oh sin getting up there got spikes. i got teleported. i got a glove it almost worked yeah, i'm gonna knock it with the glove okay. oh, no target okay, i've got bandit grab it with our poop. that's the way i got punch oh 50 150 still got my punch. yeah, i'm up in front of them that and i'll i've been 40 oh
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8510.68
if you show the shit coming out of your asshole... well, yeah. you're gonna have an uphill battle, that's all i'm saying. you definitely will have an uphill battle, but i mean it might be up there for a while. it could be anonymous shit, and just post it under your name, nobody would know it's you. oh, i almost killed you with your own bum! wear a bandit mask when you're shitting. is that like a raccoon? i always do. the poop bandit or something. no, don't knock me! ugh!
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701.02
he looks like a dog, so he's a cat. this is like the i think i use this every time i use a melee weapon and i fight a... big bandit. i always go like it's like the scene from shaun of the dead where they're beating up the zombie with the pool cues in the pub. right. have i'm a good time, have a good time. wouldn't it be great if the pop gun wasn't a pop gun and was instead a poop gun? i wouldn't be too amused by that. really? you'd consider that beneath you? it's childish. fair enough.
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180.12
hey NL, there's a poop bandit at large in the college i work at. someone keeps breaking in overnight and pooping in the classrooms. breaking in though or is it unlocked? it's bad either way. so like when i was working a summer job in downtown kingston, i don't know if i have ibs or i just have like some otherworldly bowel movements.
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233.28
i personally, i didn't see that as being a poop bandit. it wasn't like i said, hey can i have the bathroom code and i went in there and broke the toilet. it was like, it was a public bathroom, it was open. just because i didn't work there, i would go in there. i wouldn't, i didn't do anything wrong. all i did was poop in the toilet. sometimes it flushed down, sometimes it didn't flush down perfectly. and then i...
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5582.26
thanks to everyone who subscribed over the course of today's show. monsterchaf, jamesleggett26, motorizer6, mang0nerd, gnollirik, big mac bandit, major bluetooth, dr. poop, archcanon, and baby buttplugs by nick.
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5137.42
yeah, now you control how your poop smells anyway exactly gets a little bit from what you eat. maybe but for the most part it is out of out of someone's hands. yeah power. yeah, it's another, but yeah it shouldn't be in your hands out of the hands in the lever or out of the body in your hands could be hmm. i like that viewership went up during that story. i'm killing this big bandit got him well done. i got him well done. i'm the sewers. i'm playing as a man i
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7208.92
i hear dad's name all the time. mom goes like bandit come over here clean the freaking poop on the floor bandit come over here clean the toilet bandit come over here fix the light bandit come over here play with the kid like freaking mom calls him all the time but he never calls her he never calls her dude and then
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